Since I have been a shabiki of this club, I have seen many ask the question, "Why does MJ wear the dhahabu PANTS?" I have often wondered about this staggering enigma myself. I have even come up with a couple of theories. One possibility, is that MJ looks sexy as h*ll in them and wants to onyesha off his AWESOME body. However, another possibility is simply because he loves the color GOLD. I am a fanatic of Michael Jackson and some would even go as far as say that I am an OBSESSED fanatic of Michael Jackson. Why is any of that important? Maybe because I am biased. My biased opinion MAY have led me to believe...