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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 3

Discorded krisimasi

Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.

Discord: What do wewe know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That was only in How Gilda aliiba Christmas. We need to think outside the box here. What can we do to destroy krisimasi for everypony?
Karl: Ooh, I know.
Kyle: I think I know too.
Discord: Yes?
Karl: Take them to an amusement park, destroy the rides they're on, and then they're six feet under.
Discord: Hmm, yes. Six feet under all that rubble, then kwa the time they get out, they won't be able to celebrate christmas.
Kyle: He meant they would be dead.
Discord: Oh, that works too.

Meanwhile, upinde wa mvua Dash and Pinkie Pie were relaxing kwa a fireplace

Pinkie Pie: This is so warm, but I still feel a little cold.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'll get wewe a blanket.
Pinkie Pie: Nein *Hugs upinde wa mvua Dash* I found one.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sighs, then laughs*
Pinkie Pie: *Squee*

While Pinkie Pie was busy hugging upinde wa mvua Dash, they heard the sound of stomping hooves, as they saw ponies running past sugarcube corner.

Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? Why are they all running?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't know. Let's go take a look. *Leaves sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Discord: *Finishes building Discordland* Welcome everypony. I hope this amusement park that I made myself will help wewe enjoy your christmas.
Ponies: Sure. *Walk into amusement park*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Something seems fishy here. I think we better take a closer look at this amusement park.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: Hello upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What are wewe doing Discord?
Discord: What does it look like I'm doing?
Pinkie Pie: wewe can't fool us.
Discord: What are wewe talking about?

Behind Discord was a ferris wheel. The wheel fell off, and rolled away with screaming ponies.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Points at runaway wheel* That. wewe see what I'm talking about?
Discord: Accidents happen.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe that wasn't an accident. wewe caused that on purpose.
Discord: How? I'm standing right here.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe could've made something loose, and it would fall off kwa itself.
Discord: No, everything on there was-
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's enough. Get everypony out of here, and close the park.
Discord: Hmm. Not happening.
Ponies: *On a rollercoaster* I think we might be going too fast. *Falls off*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies to falling pony, and catches him before he hits the ground*
Pony: wewe saved my life.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's what I'm hear for.
Pinkie Pie: *Stops rollercoaster from falling* And, that's what I'm here for too.
Pony: How did she-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Don't ask.
Discord: *Laughing* Enjoy trying to save everypony, if wewe can *Runs away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Come on Pinkie Pie. We can save everypony if we work fast enough. *flies to log ride*
Ponies in logs: *about to go over loop* Is that possible?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Pushes log very fast on loop*
Ponies in logs: Woohoo! Awesome!
Bonbon: *Falls off tower*
Pinkie Pie: I shall save wewe *Jumps up in air, and catches Bonbon*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Only one zaidi gppony, pony to save.

Another rollercoaster was heading towards damaged track, and would fall off.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets in front of rollercoaster*
Ponies: Get out of the way!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Slowing down rollercoaster* Slow down before I fall off. *stops rollercoaster*
Ponies: *see broken track* upinde wa mvua Dash saved us from falling off. YAY!!

Back at Discord's base.

Discord: What? Why didn't anypony end up... How many feet under?
Karl: Six.
Discord: Why didn't anypony end up six feet under?
Kyle: wewe saw everything. upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved them all.
Discord: Then, we need a plan to kidnap Dash's german friend, and execute her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Twilight: I don't know what happened that led wewe to make your village without cutie marks, and I'm sorry my Marafiki and I had to take it away.

Starlight: (angrily) wewe want to know what happened to me?! I'll onyesha you!

SOON AFTER:

Starlight: Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!

Twilight: That's ridiculous. A cutie mark can't take your Marafiki away.

Starlight: Not everybody's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!...
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As the group of Heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, wewe go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: wewe got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the mashua with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, wewe go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of wewe on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...
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At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are nyumbani at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad gppony, pony 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...
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At the pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, wewe got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. inayofuata time we get attacked kwa these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim alisema inayofuata time we get attacked kwa those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital kwa now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...
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Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting kwa P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see wewe now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do wewe know about alicorns?
Con: They are either unicorns with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn kwa the name of Ice Cube has created her...
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 Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing kwa them. The car towing this trailer was driven kwa Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where wewe headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...
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