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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 3

Discorded krisimasi

Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.

Discord: What do wewe know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That was only in How Gilda aliiba Christmas. We need to think outside the box here. What can we do to destroy krisimasi for everypony?
Karl: Ooh, I know.
Kyle: I think I know too.
Discord: Yes?
Karl: Take them to an amusement park, destroy the rides they're on, and then they're six feet under.
Discord: Hmm, yes. Six feet under all that rubble, then kwa the time they get out, they won't be able to celebrate christmas.
Kyle: He meant they would be dead.
Discord: Oh, that works too.

Meanwhile, upinde wa mvua Dash and Pinkie Pie were relaxing kwa a fireplace

Pinkie Pie: This is so warm, but I still feel a little cold.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'll get wewe a blanket.
Pinkie Pie: Nein *Hugs upinde wa mvua Dash* I found one.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sighs, then laughs*
Pinkie Pie: *Squee*

While Pinkie Pie was busy hugging upinde wa mvua Dash, they heard the sound of stomping hooves, as they saw ponies running past sugarcube corner.

Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? Why are they all running?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't know. Let's go take a look. *Leaves sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Discord: *Finishes building Discordland* Welcome everypony. I hope this amusement park that I made myself will help wewe enjoy your christmas.
Ponies: Sure. *Walk into amusement park*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Something seems fishy here. I think we better take a closer look at this amusement park.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: Hello upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What are wewe doing Discord?
Discord: What does it look like I'm doing?
Pinkie Pie: wewe can't fool us.
Discord: What are wewe talking about?

Behind Discord was a ferris wheel. The wheel fell off, and rolled away with screaming ponies.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Points at runaway wheel* That. wewe see what I'm talking about?
Discord: Accidents happen.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe that wasn't an accident. wewe caused that on purpose.
Discord: How? I'm standing right here.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe could've made something loose, and it would fall off kwa itself.
Discord: No, everything on there was-
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's enough. Get everypony out of here, and close the park.
Discord: Hmm. Not happening.
Ponies: *On a rollercoaster* I think we might be going too fast. *Falls off*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies to falling pony, and catches him before he hits the ground*
Pony: wewe saved my life.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's what I'm hear for.
Pinkie Pie: *Stops rollercoaster from falling* And, that's what I'm here for too.
Pony: How did she-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Don't ask.
Discord: *Laughing* Enjoy trying to save everypony, if wewe can *Runs away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Come on Pinkie Pie. We can save everypony if we work fast enough. *flies to log ride*
Ponies in logs: *about to go over loop* Is that possible?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Pushes log very fast on loop*
Ponies in logs: Woohoo! Awesome!
Bonbon: *Falls off tower*
Pinkie Pie: I shall save wewe *Jumps up in air, and catches Bonbon*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Only one zaidi gppony, pony to save.

Another rollercoaster was heading towards damaged track, and would fall off.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets in front of rollercoaster*
Ponies: Get out of the way!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Slowing down rollercoaster* Slow down before I fall off. *stops rollercoaster*
Ponies: *see broken track* upinde wa mvua Dash saved us from falling off. YAY!!

Back at Discord's base.

Discord: What? Why didn't anypony end up... How many feet under?
Karl: Six.
Discord: Why didn't anypony end up six feet under?
Kyle: wewe saw everything. upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved them all.
Discord: Then, we need a plan to kidnap Dash's german friend, and execute her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

The end
LATER THAT SAME EVENING!

"There.. Finally finished" Mov Twilight announced.

"The portal?" prime Twilight asked hopfully.

"No, my sandwich. Took forever to eat the whole" Mov Twilight replied with a chuckle.

Prime Twilight groaned annoyedly.

"Relax my dear. Of coarse I finished the portal as well" Mov Twilight said.

Prime Twilight sighed in relief.

"Why are wewe so despite to get rid of me.. I mean. A sekunde you, most would consider this a dream come true" Mov Twilight insisted.

"It's not YOU, we jus-

"Let me guess.. The other three been driving wewe crazy" Mov Twilight replied.

Prime Twilight nodded admittedly....
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posted by Dragon-88
 Rarity's (and Sweetie Belle's) older brother. He does wear jewelry around his ankles!
Rarity's (and Sweetie Belle's) older brother. He does wear jewelry around his ankles!
OK, let's jump into the story! If wewe haven't read already, Blue Bolt is Ponyville's newest resident, and he has a girlfriend, Applejack. Everything is going well for him, until Rarity finds something undiscovered while cleaning her room. What is this mysterious document? Let's find out!


AJ: Oh, this the funnest apple bucking contest Ah ever had! Ya sure know how to please a girl!

Pinkie: I never knew he was so cool, even when competing!

Rarity: I'm gonna go take bath now. I'm so terribly filthy! Not to mention I need to get my room straight.

Bolt: Allow me to help you.

Rarity: Your'e very sweet,...
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 Boo!!
Boo!!
After I entered Ponyville, I saw the person that followed me. It was Catie, a grey hedgehog somewhat like me, only she has a russian accent. I ran after her pushing her to the ground. "What was that for?" She asked. "Chaos control." I said, entering Australia. "Die here for all I care. Chaos Control." I made sure she stayed away from me when I left. Now that I'm back in Equestria, it's time to visit Pinkie. I arrived at Sugarcube corner when Pinkie asked who I was. "Really? I've been visiting wewe once a week for nine years, and wewe don't know who I am." I replied. Then I found out it was Catie...
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"Hellllllllooooooo!!! everypony!! and Welcome to gppony, pony Games!" Benny alisema "Im here with Cotton Swirl,Autumn Leaves and Dryrain!". "Today we will be playing Claustrophobia!".."I CANT HEAR THE GUY TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dryrain yelled as Benny fell out of her seat. "REALLY?! IM THE ONLY ONE WITH HEAD PHONES!!!!!!" Benny yelled as she got up and back in her seat.

"I think that Slender got Lost in the maze too" Benny alisema as Cotton Swirl alisema "Hes like 'WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY?!...I CANT GET MY SLEND ON!"."HES NOT APPERING FOR ME?!!! WHY?!!!!" Autumn yelled "oh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" she yelled...
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hujambo EVERYPONY!! Well, my name is Racerwind Champion, a gppony, pony only shown ONCE in a past episode. Many of wewe never noticed me, I was in the midst of a small crowd with only my tail showing, but I was there and I was real.
Here, wewe can post a small fact file about yourself, whether wewe haven't been aired at all au have for about a second. For example, wewe must post below;
Name-
Filly/horse/pony-
Home-
Mane Colour(s)-
Tail Colour(s)-
Body Colour(s)-
Sibling(s)?-
Parents-
Pet-
Cutie Mark-
Why did wewe get it?-
Relationship Status-
(if not single, skip to qu.13)
Name of Partner-
Ruler/Royal wewe Worship-
Friend(s)-
Enemy(ies)-
Bio (short story about yourself)-



OKAY DOKAY so that's all wewe have to fill in. Please post, I look mbele to finding out zaidi about my fellow ponies. Colts and mares all welcome!!

Yours TRULY,
Racerwind Champion, best Sports-Pony in all Equestria. Creator (and only to survive it) of the Deathdrop move.
posted by pikachu700
*murdershy enters the shed*
me: *be's quiet*
*murdershy leaves*
me: phew that was a close one *exits*
me: ugh my arm is broke
*try's to call a helicopter but my phone is broke*
*derpy enters*
me: Derpy! how did wewe get here?
Derpy: i just wandered into the forest i guess
me: do wewe know how to get out of the forest?
Derpy: yeah jut follow me
Pinkie pie and murdershy: your never leaving this forest
me: RUN DERPY RUN
*both runs for there lives while pinkie pie and murdershy chases them*
to be continued for pt 5
Dark Shadow Kill Those ponies Says Discord!
No!!!!! says Twilight
Dark shadow wewe killed him! thats it this time i will kill you! (transforms into moto breathing dragon) says discord. Step aside zumaridi, zamaradi time for battle! says Twilight. (fire breathe) Discord uses moto breathe. (used the element of Magic) Twilight uses the element of magic. Why isn't working says Twilight?! I will help wewe Twilight! (uses the Element Of Love) He is turning into stone says Emerald. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says Discord. Lets go nyumbani says Twilight.

Finally i can read in peace says Twilight.


The End!
posted by AquoMoon
One siku in the everfree forest Twilight Sparkle, upinde wa mvua Dash, and apple Jack were having a camping trip and they just settled for the night

"Can't sleep," says Twilight as she tried sleeping, "Hey Sugar cube get some sleep, big siku tomorrow" explains AJ as she tried going to sleep. "Uh..Apple Jack, may I ask wewe something?" asks Twilight, AJ responded "Sure Honey bunch of course what is it", "Oh thank you, I just wanted to ask if we will ever get back to ponyville, upinde wa mvua and wewe are looking mbele to go back" says Twilight "Of course Twi, wewe promised your boyfriend right? now go to sleep...
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hujambo fillies, bronies...I'm here to say my inayopendelewa ponies and WHY they're my faves! I'm only using the main 6 (shouldn't of alisema original :P), sadly, but if Derpy gets included zaidi and other crap, then yes, I'll add her and stuff. :) Okay, first, it's Pinkie Pie:

First of all, she was my inayopendelewa as a kid. I loved her A LOT!! In the series she super bila mpangilio and hilarious. I think she has got a good personality, being happy and positive all the time! I esspecially upendo how she can be childish sometimes, au go crazier than usual. (her derped eyes in Party For One!)

Second is Fluttershy:

She's so...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Bob Newhart
Bob Newhart
Theme song: link

This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your siku been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with wewe three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his...
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Source: Rightful Owners on DeviantART
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It was a beautiful siku in the city of Canterlot. All the citizens were going about the place, whether it be shopping, working, au just being formal. But then, they all heard a loud voice saying, "WHAT?!" It was from the castle, from Princess Celestia specifically. She had just seen something of great importance: who would be the Queen of Equestria.

You see, a VERY long time ago, when Celestia and Luna were little fillies, when Equestria was recently found kwa the early ponies, and when the kingdom of Canterlot was in the making, the sisters' father, King Galaxia, and mother, Queen Universia,...
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