My Little Poney Article: Ditto returns, chapter 17

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posted by Canada24

"YOUR NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING HER!" Dash screamed, with zaidi anger than she ever felt in her life.

"Yeah! Stay back!" Spike added, getting into a fighting stand.

Scootaloo was pulled closer behind them, kwa Dash's tail.

"Give me a break wewe two, your outnumbered" Ganger replied.

"I don't care! Your not getting my sister!" Cried an, still raged, upinde wa mvua Dash.

"Give it up lady, don't make me hurt you" Ganger warned.

"NEVER!" Dash screamed.

"Very well.. ATTACK!" Ganger cried, and with that, al, the changelings started zipping down towards them.

Thinking fast, Dash grabbed Spike and used him as a flameflower, catching many of them of them on fire, some even died, since there's no water au anything nearby, but the others weren't burned as bad.

But the battle wasn't over yet.

The changelings were still coming, but Spike was temporary all out of fire, no longer giving her that opinion, so she put it down.

"Sorry" Spike said.

Dash was too busy fighting off the changelings to answer.

Spike did the best could to back her up.

"You cannot hope to take us all" Ganger alisema sadistically.

"We could TRY!" Spike and Dash alisema together.

Like before Spike bite one in the leg and Dash bucked the same on in the chest.

Dash also headbutted one as it tried flying at her.

Several other came at her two, and while she was distracted, Ganger tried to sneak over, seeing Scootaloo and stilling needing her.

Suddenly Spike leaped onto him.

spike grabbed at his head, as Ganger desperately tried to throw him off.

"Get the hell off me!" Ganger cried angrily.

eventually he 'did' get Spike off him, even bucked him painfully, and the small dragon went flying.

"SPIKE!" Dash cried, preparing to run over, but remembered that doing so might leave Scootaloo in the open, so she couldn't take the risk.

But suddenly she ended up fighting against Ganger himself.

Though with much differculty he overpowered her.

He saw Scootaloo in the open, but she ran just in time to avoid being grabbed him.

Scootaloo was about to escape, but Ganger cheated and picked her up with his magic.

"Your mine now wewe little runt" Ganger alisema evilly.

Dash saw this and sprinted at him like a wild animal.

She was about to grab him, but he teleported on her.

Dash wasn't even able to control herself, she was losing it.

The other changelings flew off, but one of them was leaped on kwa Dash, who ended up taking out her anger kwa beating on him.

That is, until Spike somehow managed to pull her away.

"LET ME GO! I'LL KILL HIM!" Dash screamed in anger.

"Wait. Don't!" Spike cried.

"But wewe saw what those bastards did!" Dash cried, growling like a dog, at the changeling.

"H He might be useful.. We could learn what they're up too" Spike insisted.

Though it took a long pause, Dash reluctantly agreed.

"Fine.. We're bring him to the others" Dash said, though still growling at the changeling.

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The three ponies went for a walk toward a skiing resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed kwa here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: au not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello wewe two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: wewe need all the help wewe can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con's new Chevronet Corvette

Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a orodha with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills wewe three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do wewe have for me?
S: Glad wewe asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A kombora, yamuua shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another gppony, pony has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy wewe two.
Diamond Tiara:...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. wewe just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. upinde wa mvua Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke upinde wa mvua Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The gppony, pony that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are wewe from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So wewe created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...

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The New Era... PART 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A part of Ponyville by 2031

kwa the mwaka 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the mwaka that a gppony, pony found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called wewe here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest...

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The Problem in Sweet apple Acres: Part 2

posted by soomin1208

30 dakika later, The Mane six were all sitting in a mduara, duara at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the apple farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....

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The Problem in Sweet apple Acres: Part 1

posted by soomin1208

It was a glorious siku in Ponyville. Twilight was kusoma some books, upinde wa mvua Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the nyasi meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat inayofuata to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...

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Secret of the Crystal Ponies Summary

posted by Coolblue123

Secret of the Crystal Ponies

Twilight Sparkle and Marafiki wake up to a horrifying discovery. All of Equestria has turned into Murderous Crystal Ponies! They have to find a solution. They discover the horrible truth of how Crystal Ponies are made. Who should they trust? If they don't find a solution soon there might not be an Equestria left to save. But are they willing to do what it takes to find the solution?

Should I write this story? Please maoni on my ukuta au maoni down below if I should. If I write it and wewe read it I will give wewe a heshima of you're choice and I will shabiki you. Please tell me!

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are wewe sure about this?
Discord: I have a bunduki of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope wewe know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: wewe got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

kwa the time me & upinde wa mvua Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few zaidi things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...

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Pinkie's Duel part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

D: Why is this happening?!

After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* hujambo STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station....

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 3 prt. 2 Scootaloo's decision

posted by Dragon4322

Scootaloo leaves theater

While the war was going on, Ponyville was informing its citizens kwa making a video in the theater. The Cutie Mark Crusaders weren't interested in the war going on. Except for Scootaloo, she went to the theater kwa herself and saw the video.

The video interested Scootaloo & at the end the video alisema "and with the Ponyville Military putting all the effort into creating their own flying war machines, Green Flame asks for YOUR help" and once the video ended Scootaloo decided to go to the base herself.

As she was walking out of the theater with the new idea to sign up for the military she forgot...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria

Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No wewe shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde applejack tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich...

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wewe people can be really funny sometimes...

posted by xDark_Angelx

If anyone knows me, I am a brony. I've been with the onyesha for the summer and have loved every moment of it. The fandom is great, and the onyesha continues to be great. It has flaws, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

That said, the fandom has flaws, too. And these ukuta posts greatly represent them.

People are making a bigger deal out of this Twilight Alicorn thing than necessary. Everyone's butthurt is almost funny to me, yet at the same time, I just don't get it. Why is this as if it's the end of the world?

And people quitting the fandom because of it? Give. Me. A. Break. I like to be nice--my...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We drove to Canterlot ngome where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the ngome was gaurded kwa jeeps with machine guns on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight alisema when she saw us, "Hey." I alisema simoultaneously with upinde wa mvua Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog."...

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My little gppony, gppony, pony talk 2!

posted by mlpfim1222

hujambo every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little gppony, pony sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do wewe like Discord mean au nice? I don't think Angel was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always upendo to see them use them!
On to the My little gppony, pony sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little gppony, pony tamasha would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!