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posted by Windwakerguy430
(Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass stop car in front of Broadsword's office)
(Plum and Shot notice black vans)
plum Jerkum: Those vans don't look good
Shot Glass: Well, lets get in there and help him. Not a lot of people on our team left
(Shot runs out of car with pistol)
Shot Glass: Hay, pricks. Special delivery (Kicks down door)
(Ponies shoot at Shot Glass) (Shot hides behind wall)
Shot Glass: Okay, maybe I could use some help, Plum
(Plum gets out of car with pistol)
Shot Glass: Okay, when I shoot these fuckers, wewe run in
plum Jerkum: Is there another pla-
Shot Glass: Three, two, one. GO (Shoots at ponies)
plum Jerkum: Shit shit shit shit shit shit (Hides in room)
(Plum shoots at ponies)
(Shot and plum kills group of ponies)
Shot Glass: Okay. I'm going to clear out the other ponies. wewe go find Broadsword
plum Jerkum: Got it (Goes upstairs)
Shot Glass: Hay, wewe ponies. wewe want to fight a real psycho. What do wewe bastards got
(Ponies walk in with bazooka)
Shot Glass: Oh, that... (Runs for cover) fuck fuck fuck fuck
(Rocket fires)
(Shot Glass jumps out of the way)
Shot Glass: AHHHHH!!!!! (Explodes) OW!!! MY FUCKING EARS!!! Okay, now I'm fucking pissed
(meanwhile)
plum Jerkum: Ugh... How did I ever get wrapped- (Pony pops up from corner) (Plum shoots and kills pony) -Up into this shit (Gets to office door)
(Plum grabs knob) (Waits) (Plum jumps out of the way) (pony crashes through door)
Broadsword: (Drops shotgun) Goddamn it. That son of a bitch, kahaba Cut mfuko wa fedha, mfuko is killing everyone
plum Jerkum: Fuck, Broadsword. What are we going to do
Broadsword: I don't know what. But I think that-
(Ring)
plum Jerkum: Hello
Shot Glass: Hay, Plum. wewe would not believe how much ponies Cut mfuko wa fedha, mfuko brought here. I can't even walk through these halls without stepping on bodies
plum Jerkum: Very funny. Did wewe really get them all
Shot Glass: Hmm Let me check (Shot shoots dead bodies) Well, now I did
plum Jerkum: Okay. Were going to come down right now. Just try and- (gunshot over phone) Shot... Shot...
???: Hello, Plum
plum Jerkum: Cut Purse
Cut Purse: Sorry to tell wewe this, but your brother had a bit of a... problem
plum Jerkum: wewe son of a bitch. What did wewe do
Cut Purse: I didn't do anything. Its what my little ponies are going to do once they get here. I got to leave while I've still got the prize
Toy Sword: Let go of me, wewe creep
Cut Purse: Such a sweet girl wewe got, Broadsword
Broadsword: wewe fucker. wewe crossed the line. If wewe hurt her, I'll
Cut Purse: You'll do nothing, Broadsword. The way I see it, wewe can't save them both. Your not a skilled gunslinger like the Booze Brothers. I guess all those years of staying in an office letting your workers doing the killing for wewe didn't pay off so good. Oh well. So, its like this, Plum. Shot Glass au Toy Sword. Which will it be. I'll see wewe later. Hmm hmm hmm hmm (Hangs up)
Broadsword: Shit, Plum. This isn't good. I got to help my little girl. But your brother... oh damn it. What are wewe going to do
(Okay guys, I would like wewe to make the choice. Should plum Jerkum save Shot Glass au Toy sword. Remember there is a big consequence to either choice
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