Applejack, Gilda, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Rarity were brought into the docks of Ponyville on the ship they were put on.
British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again wewe Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: wewe didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but wewe ladies are not allowed to fight.
upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are wewe saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, wewe have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If wewe insist.
So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's ngome in Canterlot.
Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe mean wewe don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is upinde wa mvua Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do wewe want to talk about?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, wewe should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, au not. wewe must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry alisema we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I wonder what he's like.
They were soon about to find out.
Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do wewe want?
upinde wa mvua Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: wewe three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where wewe belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.
2 B continued
British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again wewe Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: wewe didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but wewe ladies are not allowed to fight.
upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are wewe saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, wewe have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If wewe insist.
So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's ngome in Canterlot.
Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe mean wewe don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is upinde wa mvua Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do wewe want to talk about?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, wewe should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, au not. wewe must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry alisema we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I wonder what he's like.
They were soon about to find out.
Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do wewe want?
upinde wa mvua Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: wewe three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where wewe belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.
2 B continued
pinkie pie was in her bakery waiting for her inayofuata victim to wake up it had been about 2 weeks sense she had killed upinde wa mvua dash then derpy walks in and says hujambo pinkie pie whats going on?
oh nothing just making cupcakes.pinkie pie said.
oh ok i was thinking about muffins today derpy said. oh ok let make muffins! pinkie pie alisema then the victim wakes up. huh what where am i? Candy mane says. oh hi your at sugar cube corner says derpy wanna make muffins with us derpy says a few dakika after no i just wanna go nyumbani it does not feel right i..i wanna go home. Candy mane says.
heaven is your new nyumbani pinkie pie says
wha- what! no its not i'm a living gppony, pony let me go!!
says Candy mane with tears rolling down her face
sorry no says pinkie pie. well lets get on with it. derpy said. to be continued!!!
oh nothing just making cupcakes.pinkie pie said.
oh ok i was thinking about muffins today derpy said. oh ok let make muffins! pinkie pie alisema then the victim wakes up. huh what where am i? Candy mane says. oh hi your at sugar cube corner says derpy wanna make muffins with us derpy says a few dakika after no i just wanna go nyumbani it does not feel right i..i wanna go home. Candy mane says.
heaven is your new nyumbani pinkie pie says
wha- what! no its not i'm a living gppony, pony let me go!!
says Candy mane with tears rolling down her face
sorry no says pinkie pie. well lets get on with it. derpy said. to be continued!!!