A new skit has arrived
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. au to be zaidi specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis teleported into Los Angeles.
Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*
So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.
Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of wewe to prepare for the inayofuata scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want wewe to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do wewe want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much wewe pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would wewe like to work on props?
Louis: How do wewe do that?
Director Nick: Go to the heshima room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did wewe find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.
In another studio.
Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do wewe think I care? Let's keep rolling!
Back to Louis, and Director Nick.
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, au mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to heshima room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here wewe are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the upendo of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the inayofuata episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.
Coming up inayofuata is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. au to be zaidi specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis teleported into Los Angeles.
Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*
So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.
Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of wewe to prepare for the inayofuata scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want wewe to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do wewe want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much wewe pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would wewe like to work on props?
Louis: How do wewe do that?
Director Nick: Go to the heshima room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did wewe find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.
In another studio.
Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do wewe think I care? Let's keep rolling!
Back to Louis, and Director Nick.
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, au mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to heshima room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here wewe are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the upendo of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the inayofuata episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.
Coming up inayofuata is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
maple looked out at the meza, jedwali and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" maple asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. maple looked where Gummy was, right kwa her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" maple asked. She looked around and then the jikoni caught on fire. maple gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. au at least, for Maple.
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE nyasi, nyasi kavu IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. wewe can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE nyasi, nyasi kavu IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. wewe can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments