My Little Poney Article: On The Block Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. au to be zaidi specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*

Louis teleported into Los Angeles.

Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*

So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.

Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of wewe to prepare for the inayofuata scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want wewe to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do wewe want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much wewe pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would wewe like to work on props?
Louis: How do wewe do that?
Director Nick: Go to the heshima room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did wewe find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.

In another studio.

Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do wewe think I care? Let's keep rolling!

Back to Louis, and Director Nick.

Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, au mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to heshima room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here wewe are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the upendo of... I give up, get outta here.

But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the inayofuata episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.

Coming up inayofuata is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.

purrloinedlove Thanks for writing these!

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I was here first! CHAPTER ONE

posted by Canada24

It was anouther beauitful siku in Ponyvile.

Twilight was trying to tidy liberary room. Spike was fast asleep, and Twilight eventually had to wake him up.

"I don't want to get up" Spike groaned, lazily.

"Oh come on Spike, there's alot to done today" Twilight replied.

Spike groaned, but started getting up.

"Good boy" Twilight said, smiling.

Twilight and Spike were walking through Ponyvile.

Spike was carrying a little red wagon, and Twilight was using magic so she could look at her to do list.

"Okay, first on the list, is return that book I borrowed... Spike, wewe still have it?"

"Wait here" Spike said,...

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another blue rose part 5

posted by epicskyrimfan56

i couldnt sleep so i walked around the ngome hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue gppony, pony that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she alisema her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....

2

Discord is Back part 3

posted by applejackrocks

So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: hujambo AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do wewe know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...

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The Equestrian Army chapter 1

posted by DE4DLIESTP0NY

(Originally written at link kwa me )

Equestria, a thriving land for ponies everywhere. Protected kwa the elements of harmony, its impervious to any intruders. Nothing bad ever happens and all is nice, but it wasn't always this way. Years zamani there was a dark time, a war that changed the future of the land, and made it the peaceful and perfect place that it is today.

It began one fateful siku on the hills outside of Cheval City, one of the earlier settlements. Nova Sunshine, (OC) a young, intelligent mercenary with a red mane and tail, yellow body, and light pink eyes; hoof-picked...

2

Equestrian Tales~Chapter Nine

posted by Tawnyjay

Chapter 9: upinde wa mvua Dash

When I woke up, the first thing I thought was “Where’s Pinkie?” I hurriedly scrambled to my hooves and let out a yell.
    Discord—yes, Discord-- was peering through the “door” (more like a big scoop taken out of the boulder). I instinctively flapped my wings, and, streaking toward him, kicked him hard on the face.
    Twilight awoke when she heard his screech of pain. “OH MY CELESTIA!” she screamed as she saw him. Fluttershy whimpered and ducked behind Rarity, who was now on her hooves.
    Applejack...

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My Little gppony, gppony, pony in "let's go to Fluttershy's house" 1

posted by applejackrocks

Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes upinde wa mvua dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't wewe just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...

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Ju-On The Gruge

posted by pikachu700

me: *walking with my dog but all the sudden sniffs something*
*walks nerby a factory*
me: Don't go in there dog there might be something in there
Dog: *TOO late*
(sees gppony, pony in factory)
DOG: *Chases her*
me: DOGGY NUUUU
me: oh that devil *aculal name* Running off like that i wonder what she saw this factory looks like it hasn't been used forever well, she's not comeing out on her own... i'd better go find her
*goes inside*
*door locks itself*
me: WTF *trys to open it but door knobe broke*
*sees Devil (my dog)* *door closes*
me: *opens door* *sees bloody gppony, pony right in front of door*
me: OMFG *slams door*
*grabs...

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Twilight's Adventure In Darkness Part 3

posted by Mylittlecute12

After Twilight and zumaridi, zamaradi left from Zecora's House they saw Chaos in ponyville! Twilight what's happening alisema Emerald! Its its Discord alisema Twilight. Twilight Say hello to my little friend alisema Discord
(roar!) alisema Dark shadow. Run! alisema zumaridi, zamaradi and twilight. What are we going to! alisema Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! alisema Twilight.
(Roar!) alisema dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us alisema Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped alisema Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.

To be continued.....................

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Locating The Elements Of Harmony(Part 1: Princess Celestia's Letter)

posted by noahnstar1616

"This can't be happening", alisema a weak Twilight after using her horn to blast magic beams at changeling minions. She lied on the ground, defeated. "If only we located the Elements of Harmony in time..."
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It was a normal siku in Ponyville. Everypony was doing what they always did. Twilight was reading, AJ was bucking apples, RD was clearing the clouds, Fluttershy was tending to her animals, Pinkie was baking cupcakes, and Rarity was making dresses.

Just then, Spike burped out a letter....

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Pinkie's journey pt. 2

posted by mariofan14

Pinkie Pie, along with Trixie, ventured into the Everfree Forest in hopes of finding both Pound and pumpkin, boga Cake before their parents find out they were gone. It was going to be a long and hard quest, for there was a lot of danger inside the forest. Would two ponies really survive in the wilderness? It's time to see...

Both Pinkie and Trixie had walked through a lot of places inside the forest without taking the wrong step, because Trixie had been using her navigation skills for help. From Froggybottom Bog to the Ursa's cave, they kept on going, and going, and going... But they meet a dead end...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 11(Face-Off)

posted by noahnstar1616

.....
I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", alisema Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed kwa the ngome and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", alisema Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every gppony, pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...

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Gilda's return pt. 4 (epilogue)

posted by mariofan14

After a lot of work for-a the forgiveness party, Pinkie Pie had everything prepared for-a the occasion. She-a then began inviting everypony to-a the occasion, including Gilda, but she-a had to-a apologize to the Ponyville citizens for-a the trouble she-a caused to them. They-a then forgave her and trust her. What's there to-a not forgive, huh?

Anyways, the party needed one zaidi guest: upinde wa mvua Dash. "Are we gonna have a good time au what?" Gilda asked. Of course we are, Gilda!" alisema Pinkie Pie. "Dashie would never want to miss any party being thrown kwa me au anypony else!" Everypony was eager...

2

Gilda's return pt. 3

posted by mariofan14

As-a we catch up on-a the griffon, we-a also see upinde wa mvua Dash chasing her, but also being as silent as-a can be. The griffon then makes a stop, but where? An apple cart, the exact one she-a aliiba from, but-a why? She had to-a pay for-a what she-a took. Slowly, but surely, Rainbow's suspicion grew.

Along came Pinkie Pie, who-a was trotting along down
the bustling town streets, until she-a bumped into Gilda. "AAAAHHHHH!!!" She-a ran away, but-a Gilda went after her, and-a the upinde wa mvua pegasus flies after the griffon, still being silent.

Gilda soon got a hold of-a Pinkie Pie. "What do wewe want from...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 8(The Song)

posted by noahnstar1616

The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the inayofuata part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No gppony, pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings

Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic

Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every gppony, pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme

Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
au else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*

Q.C.
*arrives at upinde wa mvua Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....

Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....

Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....

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Derpy Returns

posted by drwhoovesluvr

My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)

Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved kwa many. I made them laugh. Then one siku I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)

Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!

Derpy:
Wha-?

Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hujambo apologized! She's giving wewe a muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu duka right inayofuata to my cupcake shop! OMG and wewe get to have me throw wewe a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 5(The Adventure)

posted by noahnstar1616

.....
The inayofuata day, I was feeling much better. I still couldn't fly because of my wing, though. So I just stayed in my house and played with Angel. "I wish my wing would heal already, Angel."

"I think I could help." Twilight Sparkle came in.

I turned to face her. "What do wewe mean?"

"I know a spell that could heal your wing."

"Really? Do it! Do it, please!"

"Okay, okay." Twilight closed her eyes and her horn started to glow.

I saw my left wing glow, too. "It's working!" I started flapping my wings together. "Thank you, Twilight!"

"You're wel-"

I flew out of my house at lightning speed. "Must. Find....

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 3(The Lightning Bolt)

posted by noahnstar1616

.....
Lightning was striking below. Thank Celestia all the ponies were salama inside. I was flying close enough to feel the heat of the lightning. To hear the loudness of the thunder. I loved it. Just then I got a brilliant idea. I remember AJ alisema that it was too dangerous to stay at apple Acres because of the trees; so I decided to run through the Everfree Forest! It's, like I alisema before, brilliant! I landed at the the entrance of it. "Bring it on", I alisema to myself. I started running through the forest as fast as I could, lightning bolts striking a few trees that were in front of me.

Not dangerous...

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Dragon Quest, The Journey of the New Brony, Part 2

posted by triq267

First things first, thank wewe to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony makala I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even zaidi similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.

1. wewe go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and wewe admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. wewe try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. wewe do prove it.
6. wewe hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, au mashabiki of ponies.
8. wewe discover who your true Marafiki are through ponies.

Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best makala I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.

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Bullets of upendo part: two

posted by whiteclaw

"This is it, our first ration!!!" cried Sweetie Belle. They searched the area for traps and mines, punks would often set up these so they could get rid of any theives trying to steal they`re rations. "Are wewe sure this is a real one this time?" asked Appleloom. "It has to be, let`s hope for good luck." she alisema with hope.

They opened the black and blue box, hoping it wouldn`t activate a trap. "THERE THEY ARE!!! KILL `EM, FOR THE CAVE!!!" Scootaloo grabbed the box and ran, BOOM!!! a smoke mine went off choking Scootaloo. She fell to the ground, still cluching the box in between her hooves....

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The problem with Applebloom: Part 13

posted by shadowknuxgirl

"This is the only place I imagine they could be..." Rarity explained as they walked up to Fluttershy's cottage. Twilight opened the door, without knocking. The problem didn't call for "politeness". Inside they saw Applebloom, but screamed at what they saw. It looked as if Applebloom was missing something. Her head. At the sound of the scream, Applebloom quickly raised her head off the ground, and turned to the door entrance. Twilight and Rarity's screams quickly faded, seeing as Applebloom's head was still in-tact with her body, just at an angle where they couldn't see it. Fluttershy then flew...