punda punda Inn
Starring upinde wa mvua Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A gppony, pony arrived at the punda punda Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one zaidi letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There wewe are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if wewe don't ma******te in that video, I'll onyesha everypony in here an embarrassing picha of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing picha is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: wewe know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are wewe talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are wewe accusing us of sending wewe that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if wewe want, we could protect wewe from whoever sent wewe that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know wewe guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted wewe guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for wewe in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: wewe could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting inayofuata to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench kanzu, koti Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench kanzu, koti gppony, pony 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench kanzu, koti Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench kanzu, koti ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench kanzu, koti gppony, pony 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot kwa trench kanzu, koti pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench kanzu, koti Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench kanzu, koti Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his Marafiki aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: wewe weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did wewe get into my car?
Mercury: kwa maarufu demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing wewe did onyesha up out of nowhere.
inayofuata day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill wewe anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since wewe have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing picha I promised to bring in.
Marisa: wewe never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd onyesha it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Starring upinde wa mvua Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A gppony, pony arrived at the punda punda Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one zaidi letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There wewe are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if wewe don't ma******te in that video, I'll onyesha everypony in here an embarrassing picha of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing picha is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: wewe know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are wewe talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are wewe accusing us of sending wewe that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if wewe want, we could protect wewe from whoever sent wewe that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know wewe guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted wewe guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for wewe in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: wewe could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting inayofuata to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench kanzu, koti Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench kanzu, koti gppony, pony 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench kanzu, koti Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench kanzu, koti ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench kanzu, koti gppony, pony 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot kwa trench kanzu, koti pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench kanzu, koti Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench kanzu, koti Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his Marafiki aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: wewe weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did wewe get into my car?
Mercury: kwa maarufu demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing wewe did onyesha up out of nowhere.
inayofuata day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill wewe anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since wewe have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing picha I promised to bring in.
Marisa: wewe never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd onyesha it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.