Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are wewe laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are wewe doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes wewe think it's the end?
Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.
Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. wewe alisema I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I alisema half an saa ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet wewe cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.
Chip: So I heard wewe had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did wewe hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: wewe mean wewe can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart gppony, pony to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there wewe go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* wewe do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have wewe sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between wewe two.
Chip: hujambo Otis. I thought wewe alisema wewe were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did wewe say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something wewe told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things wewe don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told wewe I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are wewe laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are wewe doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes wewe think it's the end?
Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.
Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. wewe alisema I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I alisema half an saa ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet wewe cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.
Chip: So I heard wewe had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did wewe hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: wewe mean wewe can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart gppony, pony to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there wewe go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* wewe do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have wewe sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between wewe two.
Chip: hujambo Otis. I thought wewe alisema wewe were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did wewe say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something wewe told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things wewe don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told wewe I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued