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I was at Townhall, when I saw a big cargo plane pass kwa me. It was decreasing it's altitude as it went towards the airport. Even though the plane was about to land, it seemed like it was getting too low to the ground, so I decided to go see what was going on.

Halligan: Almost there.
Pilot: *Lands on the runway* Now where do I put this bird?
Halligan: Put it in that hangar to our right.
Pilot: *Slowly turns to the right*
Sean: *Hiding kwa a helicopter, and looks at the plane with his binoculars*
Pilot: *Stops the plane in the hangar, and turns off the engine*
Ponies: *Leaving the airplane*
Airport Security Pony: *Arrives* Hey, we didn't give wewe permission to land here.
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe of the drug, and stabs the airport security gppony, pony with it*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning evil* ISIS rules.
Halligan: *Laughs*
ISIS Ponies: *Laughing*
Halligan: We want wewe to stab every other gppony, pony working for security with what we stabbed you.
ISIS Pony: *Gets a crate out of the plane*
Halligan: *Opens the crate*
Airport Security Pony: *Takes a syringe full of the drug*
Halligan: *Gives a backpack to the security pony* Fill this up with as many of those syringes as wewe can.
Airport Security Pony: *Filling the backpack with syringes*
Halligan: Once wewe finish stabbing all of the ponies in Airport Security, get everyone else in there.
Airport Security Pony: Yes sir.
Sean: *Arrives with his M249 Machine gun* wewe gotta learn when to say no every once in a while.
Halligan: No every once in a while. *Runs away* Kill him!!
Sean: *Shoots the ISIS Ponies*
Airport Security Pony: *About to stab Sean with a syringe*
Sean: *Punches the security pony*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning back to normal* What happened?
Sean: wewe were drugged kwa ISIS. It seems, that wewe turned back to normal when I punched you.
Airport Security Pony: That really hurts, but thanks.
Sean: *Goes to the airplane, and shows the security gppony, pony all of the syringes on board* Call the police. Make sure they get rid of every single one of these. Understand?
Airport Security Pony: Yes.
Sean: Good.

Not far away from the airport, Halligan went to a phone booth, and called his boss Duublar.

Halligan: Come on, come on, pick up!
Duublar: *Picks up the phone* Yes?
Halligan: We have a problem.
Duublar: Who is this?
Halligan: It's Halligan.
Duublar: Impossible. He never has a problem with his assignments.
Halligan: Will wewe shut up, and listen?! There's a hedgehog running here with a gun, a big M249 Saw. He killed all of my teammates. I need backup.
Duublar: What about the drugs?
Halligan: They're probably being confiscated kwa now.
Duublar: wewe didn't try to get them?
Halligan: That hedgehog would've killed me if I stayed there.
Duublar: wewe had a weapon to. Why didn't wewe shoot him? I'll tell wewe what. Since this is the very first time wewe screwed up, I bet you're very embarrassed about it, so I'll send wewe reinforcements with 85 crates full of our drug, for a price.
Halligan: wewe want me to pay wewe to get reinforcements, and zaidi of our drug?
Duublar: Yes. 98 Equestrian Dollars should do it.
Halligan: Where will I get the money?
Duublar: Stupid question. *Hangs up*
Halligan: What the hell?

2 B Continued
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wewe may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.

It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right inayofuata to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over kwa the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.

Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.

Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese...
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This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail au will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My moyo is pure (her moyo is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
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"Wake up brother! Wake up!" Luna alisema to her brother.
"Luna go asleep its early morning" moto dash alisema to his sister
"Do wewe want to build a snowman?" Luna asked and moto dash immediately jumped out of kitanda and they ran into the great hall of canterlot castle, moto dash used his moto snow( a magical element that is a non cold version of snow, first created kwa prince moto dash) to fill the great hall, him and his sister started making snow men, and snow angels. They both laughed and played when the eldest came in and alisema with a laugh "why didn't wewe two invite me!?!" She ran and threw a snowball...
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Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof kwa behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten alisema nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave wewe alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad wewe to know wewe actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten alisema a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. wewe wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten alisema excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
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