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posted by Seanthehedgehog
punda punda Inn

Starring upinde wa mvua Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

It was closing time at the punda punda Inn's strip club.

Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a kinanda falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the kinanda into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought driving while looking at your phone was bad.
Audience: *Laughing*

The inayofuata morning, the same thing happened to her as she walked into the strip club.

Marisa: *Looking at the construction workers above her* What the hell is the meaning of this?!!
Construction Ponies: *Watching Youtube video on their phones* uuuuh.. we can explain.
Audience: *Laughing*

Inside the strip club.

Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your kinanda nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be zaidi careful, au else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what wewe mean, and I'll get it done. How much will wewe pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and five private dances for free.
Mercury: You're my kind of mare. I'll do it, but first, the dances.
Marisa: Do it now, au I'll take my business elsewhere.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mercury: wewe really know how to piss someone off, wewe know that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Fine, I'll get the job done.

Inside Mercury's room.

Construction Ponies: *Trying to get the kinanda into Saten Twist's room, but fail, and watch it fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Arrives* Fellas, I know you're trying your hardest to get me my piano, but stop being so reckless.
Construction Ponies: We're trying Mr. Twist, but it's hard.
Saten Twist: How is it hard to get a kinanda in here? Let me do it! *Moves the kinanda into his room all kwa himself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: See?
Construction Ponies: *Shocked* Oh my goodness, how did he do that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: For your idiocracy, I won't pay wewe anything.
Construction Ponies: Aw man. *Walking away, and fall off of their platform*
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Professor Something's house

Professor Something: Sally? *opens door* wewe can come out- *notices Sally is gone* GONE AGAIN?! *smashes lantern*

Back at townhall

Jack: Ok, wewe all know what to do?
Ponies: Yes Jack.
Sally: *arrives in town hall*
Insanity Crusaders: *arrive*

The insanity crusaders are somewhat like the cutie mark crusaders. The ponies in this group are the mayor's daughter, Brenna, a mwana-, mwana-punda that dresses up like the devil, named Charlie, and the third gppony, pony is dressed like a mummy. His name is Jake.

Brenna: Hi Jack.
Charlie: wewe wanted to see us?
Jake: I know we can do what wewe tell us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sean as a gppony, pony
Sean as a pony
Celestia started bringing me, and Twilight back to life. I soon stood up expecting enemies

Sean: BRING IT ON!!! oh wait, where are we?
Celestia: Canterlot
Sean: *sees castle* Oh yes, of course. *laughs* Sorry about that.
Twilight: Man, what's happening now?
Celestia: Now that wewe defeated Robotnik, it's time for the grand galloping gala!
Sean: *surrounded kwa light* Uh, girls?! What's happening?!?
Celestia: I think you're turning into a pony!
Sean: WHAT?! That can't be!

But it was true. I don't know how, but Celestia's spell not only brought me back to life, but turned me into a pony.

Sean: What happened?...
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posted by Dragon4322
 i turned away..
i turned away..
i dropped the kisu in horror of the history of the house. I ran back to Twilight and my sister and we all sprinted out of the house and went back to Twilight's place. upinde wa mvua Dash closed the door behind us.Twilight alisema ,"Scootaloo i suggest wewe never..." she was cut off kwa Dash angrily shouting ,"Never go in that house again! I am your sister and if wewe ever leave our house without telling me I will take away your scooter and you'll never see it again!!" at that moment I turned away and started to cry. Twilight came over to me and turned my face towards her ,"Scootaloo I think upinde wa mvua Dash alisema that because she cares about you" Sparkle told me then i wiped away my tears. ,"I'm sorry upinde wa mvua Dash" I alisema with a sniff. Dash walked over to me and gave me a kiss on my forehead ,"Like Twilight said..i'm only want wewe to be safe" upinde wa mvua told me. After she alisema that we hugged and i smiled and my sister winked at me.
 "You'll never see it again!!"
"You'll never see it again!!"
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