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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 3, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office kusoma a newspaper. Hawkeye, and Stylo entered the office to see him.

Hawkeye: We heard very good news from Snowflake.
Stylo: Tell us it's true.
Pete: *Sad* It's true. Gordon quit the Union Pacific.
Hawkeye: Why are wewe sad about it?
Stylo: This is a time to celebrate.
Pete: Have wewe forgotten that we need engineers on this railway? We're running low on ponies that can drive trains, and Gordon made things worse for us!
Hawkeye: He actually made things better. You're forgetting who you're talking about.
Pete: Yeah? Well take a look at this. *Shows Pierce, and Stylo the newspaper* Gordon blew his own brains out, and all of a sudden, his suicide makes the front page.
Hawkeye: *Sees the newspaper* HAHA! Yes! This is the greatest siku ever!!!
Stylo: Now we really need to celebrate!
Pete: Do wewe realize what this will do to us? Read the paper.
Hawkeye: An machungwa, chungwa unicorn formerly working on the Union Pacific quit his job in anger, then went to his house, and shot himself in the head.
Pete: Now everypony is going to assume that all of us that work on this railway are suicidal nut jobs.
Hawkeye: There is one thing wewe can do.
Pete: What's that?
Stylo: Ask some help from the Southern Pacific.
Pete: *Thinks* There is one gppony, pony I can get from the SP to help us.

In Los Angeles, Nikki just finished driving an express train. She was waiting for it to depart, and while doing so, she was playing poker with three stallions inside the station.

Nikki: I am going to raise the stakes to ninety.
Stallions: *Put in 90 dollars*
Stallion 1: There are thousands of dollars in here gentlecolts, *Looks at Nikki* And lady. Now, *Shows his hand* Three of a kind, aces.
Stallion 2: wewe beat me, two pairs. Eights, and Kings.
Stallion 3: Four of a kind Jacks.
Nikki: *Shows her hand. Four of a kind kings* My kings beat your Jacks.
Stallion 3: *Pushes the money to Nikki* Well done. *Hears the phone ringing* Excuse me. *Goes to the phone* Bruce Arvantidas. *Listens to the phone* Yes. She's here. She is? Well, I'll let her know right now. *Hangs up* Nikki, wewe got a call from your boss in Ogden. wewe are working in Cheyenne for the Union Pacific.
Nikki: For how long?
Stallion 3: Michael did not tell me. All I know is that somepony named Pete is running short on engineers. He needs more.
Nikki: I'm on my way.

Meanwhile in Cheyenne.

Pete: *In the train yard* Gonzo!
Mike: *Arrives* Yes sir?
Pete: You're getting a temporary promotion. Can wewe drive a train?
Mike: Of course I can sir.
Pete: Good. Go to Ogden, and deliver a freight train of livestock, and metal.
Mike: Okay sir.
Pete: It's all set up for you. Climb into that diesel over there, and get going pronto.
Mike: *Runs to the freight train*
Pete: And follow the speed limits. If wewe go too fast, your train will crash, and if wewe crash your train, I'll moto you.
Mike: Don't worry sir. I won't crash your train. *Drives the train passing a red signal*
Mirage: *Blows the horn on his train, and applies the brakes, nearly hitting Mike's train*
Pete: *Sighs nervously, and looks at the sky* Why aren't wewe helping us?
Snowflake: *Opens a window in her yard tower* Sir, are wewe talking to yourself?
Pete: Nope, I'm trying to get an answer from god. He's screwing us over, and we haven't done a damn thing wrong. Except for the swear word I just alisema out loud. *Walks away*

2 B Continued
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 This issue makes Fluttershy cry!
This issue makes Fluttershy cry!
Note: Out of 5 bila mpangilio bronies on this club (It was originally intended to be a certain group, but my patience goes up and down, and at that moment, I became a bit too impatient with the rest who didn't reply, so I asked some bila mpangilio bronies, who I wish not to say who), four have agreed that I should write a rant which targets this lovely situation. It may include pictures regarding of negativity about us, which may include stereotyping, immaturity, inaccurate portrayal, au just downright excessive hating. If you're about to prepare your Twilight Gun and go on a upendo and tolerate beatdown spree,...
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This is my first makala for this club and so I hope that wewe all enjoy it. It took a lot of time researching all the different cutie marks, choosing which ones I liked the most, and finding pictures for those ponies. Anyways feel free to leave maoni and become a shabiki if wewe really like it. Before I start I want to make it clear that this is opinion based. If wewe are unhappy with what I choose wewe can tell me so in the comments, but do so in a mature manner. Meaning please don't cuss in response to my makala au to other comments.
Now that that's out of the way let's begin. And once again...
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I thought her name was Twilight Sparkle. Whatever.
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