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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great Heroes of Equestria... Hahahaha... wewe are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without wewe they won't do much...


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Cell number 54
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Darkness - We got destroyed... Slaughtered...
Bluewave - ...
Darkness - I don't know much about you.
Bluewave - I don't like to say sad stories. Tell me yours first then I may tell mine.

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Darkness and Lightning Arc
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We were born as brothers from same mother but got abducted kwa Equestrian Laboratories to test new technologies. Simply named S-1 and S-2 we lived there for long time. As for me I met an mare. She was scientist taking care of me. One siku the facility was attacked kwa noble Demon - The Princess. She took the mare I was taking as my mother and told me. "If wewe want her back defeat Demon King". After that she went missing. But king holder her word. I escapes facility and started killing for power. I failed. The mare was killed on my eyes and I got forced to jiunge Demon Army. Then I met Blackshadow.

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Darkness - That is pretty much it. And you.
Bluewave - *sigh* alright.

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Bluewave Arc.
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I was born in poor family that couldn't afford my schooling. My dad always was coming back angry from job and beat my mom and me. Everything changed when someone in my age in white mask killed my dad. He alisema only " It'll be fine now" and left. After that sir Lightning came to town and took me and my mother to the academy.

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Darkness - That was you...
Bluewave - wewe were the gppony, pony in mask!
Darkness - apparently, all I remember is scared mare... My mind feel strange...

Radio - Equestrians to arms! Ponyville is the last defend line aginst Vexolian Empire please stand kwa for zaidi information.


??? - Da... *shoots Guards*
Darkness - hm?
Dimitri - Hello comrades, my name is Dimitri and I will take wewe out of here!



T.B.C
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know wewe spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as Olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

The bodyshop is a place where ponies repair cars. It's hard work, but everypony enjoys it. I can think of something else that's hard for others to enjoy.

Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Alright everypony, we're expecting two cars to come in today. One is an '03 Pearla, and the other is a much newer SUV.
Wheel Bearing: wewe don't know what type of SUV it is?
Mr. Beddler: No. I don't even...
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This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her ubunifu is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly colors but they're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the orodha goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Archer
Archer
After upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity joined Lord Burlington's army, they went to meet other soldiers.

Lord Burlington: What are wewe going to do when we start attacking.
Rainbow Dash: Just being me.
Applejack: Yup. Same here.
Rarity: Me too.
Lord Burlington: What's that supposed to mean?
Rainbow Dash: You'll see when we start fighting.
Lord Burlington: Something tells me I don't want to see.
Applejack: We promise, having us in your army will be the greatest decision wewe ever made.
Lord Burlington: Why do I find that hard to believe. Well, here's a few of our soldiers wewe haven't met. Archer...
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The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. wewe should have had Jerry onyesha up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to chajio, chakula cha jioni tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....
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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger alisema evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded kwa biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered kwa this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather au not she REALLY thought it was funny, au was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
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