ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:
Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? wewe just decided to skip our chajio, chakula cha jioni without telling me? Are wewe aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for wewe at a meza, jedwali with exquisite silverware placement?!
Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—
Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want wewe to make Marafiki with Trixie.
Trixie: A-ha! wewe still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if wewe want to give me a sekunde chance au not. Starlight had to choose between wewe and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!
Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.
Starlight Glimmer (hurt): wewe win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?
Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?
Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]
Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)
Twilight (angrily): Well, wewe won. I hope you're happy!
Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.
Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..
Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.
Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo
Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-
Saten (angrily): No wewe shut up, bitch!
Twilight: Excuse me!?
Saten: I TOLD wewe NOT TO HURT MY TRIXIE!
Twilight: It wasn't my fault.
Saten: YES IT WAS! I told wewe to leave them alone! But wewe were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!
Twilight: … I'll make it right.
Saten: wewe BETTER! (starts flying off)
Twilight: Where are wewe going?
Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).
FLASHBACK:
Kid Saten steals a bia out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. zaidi out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.
Saten's dad: HEY!
Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-
Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.
Saten: But dad, I don't want t-
Saten's dad: FINISH IT!
Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.
Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!
Saten: A -Are wewe punishing me for stealing?
Saten's dad: I'm punishing wewe for being alive! wewe and your mother are pathetic!
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.
Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).
CURRENT DAY:
Bartender: Sir.. SIR!
Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?
Bartender: I said, what would wewe like?
Saten: I... wewe know what.. I'll just have a water.
Bartender: If wewe insist (gives him a water).
Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).
Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.
Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.
Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted wewe to know I'm trying.
Saten: Well.. Good.. zaidi than my dad ever did.
Twilight: What?
Saten: Nothing, forget I alisema anything.. Better hurry off.
Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).
Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? wewe just decided to skip our chajio, chakula cha jioni without telling me? Are wewe aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for wewe at a meza, jedwali with exquisite silverware placement?!
Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—
Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want wewe to make Marafiki with Trixie.
Trixie: A-ha! wewe still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if wewe want to give me a sekunde chance au not. Starlight had to choose between wewe and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!
Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.
Starlight Glimmer (hurt): wewe win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?
Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?
Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]
Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)
Twilight (angrily): Well, wewe won. I hope you're happy!
Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.
Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..
Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.
Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo
Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-
Saten (angrily): No wewe shut up, bitch!
Twilight: Excuse me!?
Saten: I TOLD wewe NOT TO HURT MY TRIXIE!
Twilight: It wasn't my fault.
Saten: YES IT WAS! I told wewe to leave them alone! But wewe were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!
Twilight: … I'll make it right.
Saten: wewe BETTER! (starts flying off)
Twilight: Where are wewe going?
Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).
FLASHBACK:
Kid Saten steals a bia out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. zaidi out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.
Saten's dad: HEY!
Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-
Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.
Saten: But dad, I don't want t-
Saten's dad: FINISH IT!
Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.
Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!
Saten: A -Are wewe punishing me for stealing?
Saten's dad: I'm punishing wewe for being alive! wewe and your mother are pathetic!
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.
Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).
CURRENT DAY:
Bartender: Sir.. SIR!
Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?
Bartender: I said, what would wewe like?
Saten: I... wewe know what.. I'll just have a water.
Bartender: If wewe insist (gives him a water).
Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).
Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.
Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.
Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted wewe to know I'm trying.
Saten: Well.. Good.. zaidi than my dad ever did.
Twilight: What?
Saten: Nothing, forget I alisema anything.. Better hurry off.
Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe wewe pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're wewe heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are wewe going!?
Master Sword: Didn't wewe hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the alisema bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe wewe pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're wewe heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are wewe going!?
Master Sword: Didn't wewe hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the alisema bank.
TO BE CONTINUED