Princess Luna karatasi la kupamba ukuta

Five shabiki fictions are in this makala for your enjoyment. Have fun.




Trust upinde wa mvua Dash

Everyday, upinde wa mvua Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing kwa Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice upinde wa mvua Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands inayofuata to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am...

Twilight: I don't know what happened that led wewe to make your village without cutie marks, and I'm sorry my Marafiki and I had to take it away.

Starlight: (angrily) wewe want to know what happened to me?! I'll onyesha you!

SOON AFTER:

Starlight: Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!

Twilight: That's ridiculous. A cutie mark can't take your Marafiki away.

Starlight: Not everybody's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!...

As the group of Heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, wewe go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: wewe got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the mashua with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, wewe go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of wewe on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...

At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are nyumbani at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad gppony, pony 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...

At the pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, wewe got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. inayofuata time we get attacked kwa these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim alisema inayofuata time we get attacked kwa those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital kwa now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...

Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting kwa P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see wewe now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do wewe know about alicorns?
Con: They are either unicorns with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn kwa the name of Ice Cube has created her...

Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing kwa them. The car towing this trailer was driven kwa Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where wewe headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...