God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the sekunde i publish it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful siku in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a bila mpangilio gay thought suddenly popped up in her pink head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Marafiki is gay", Pinkie said...
The onyesha that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as wewe think it is.
I, going back to my roots of... let's say a mwaka ago, am going to be the asshat that tells wewe why. I do this mostly because I was inspired kwa a really shitty makala I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.
Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.
I'm also not claiming this onyesha is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be. (these are also not...