We like to pretend like we're hard to fool...but we're not. The entire world has been fooled lots of times. All it takes is a good story and some clever staging. I don't think we should worry about it so much.
In which John takes his punishment kwa waxing a leg and eating a blenderized happy meal from McDonald's. Warning: Obviously, this is incredibly gross. The song is "Kenesaw Mountain Landis," kwa Jonathan Coulton, used via Creative Commons license.
In which John resurrects the Evil Baby Orphanage in an attempt to confront Kim Jong Il, who just ordered the launch of a long-range missile, angering the entire world.
In which John sings the theme song from Blossom, eats a teaspoon of horseradish at 8 in the morning (not recommended), and discusses various opinionations.