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10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” kwa the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, its ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s...