Harry- GET UP BITCH!
bitch, kahaba I alisema GET UP!
*Janine wakes up she fixes her hair so she dosen't get made fun of kwa Harry saying something like - You're hair is a hot mess! and so are you! So she ties up her hair and walks downstairs.
Harry was cutting an orange.
Harry- This is all the chakula you'll be getting today bitch.
*he gives her a slice of orange.
Janine- Thank you...???...
Harry- Hahaha I'm just joking! and kwa the way i never really was going to rape wewe hahah. I just wanted to get wewe to have sex with me ;) . just kidding i just wanted wewe to forgive me that's all. I never thought it was going to get that far hahahah! Here!
*Harry hands Janine a plate with a waffle on it.
Janine's thoughts- this is the best waffle I've ever had! damn this boy can cook..
Harry- Do wewe like it?
Janine- Ehhh. it's ok.
Harry- *sadface* well bitch, kahaba where do wewe want to go today?
Janine- First of all Harry i'd like wewe to call me kwa my proper name. Janine. sekunde of all I've been thinking about doing something for a long time but never had the guts to do it.
Harry- *Bites his apple* What is it Bi..... JANINE.
Janine- I've always wanted to go swimming.
Harry- You've never been swimming????
Janine- well.. i know how to swim and stuff but I've never been to anything extravagant au anything like a water park.
Harry- You've never been to a Water Park?
Janine- Nope.
Harry- wewe really haven't been spending enough time with me lately.
Janine- My brother never let me used to go in the pools because he is afraid of germs. wewe do know, most girls don't wear underwear while swimming? So he thought it was useful so he got us a hot tub and he taught me how to swim, of course he cleaned it after everytime i went in it but still..
Harry- Ok finish your waffle before i stuff it in wewe and wewe get beat down again. Just kidding babe.
*Janine finishes her waffle*
Harry- now go get dressed into you're swimsuit and let's go.
Janine- Well harry, There's a slight problem. wewe see James never let me go into a pool for so long i don't have a bathing suit that fits.
Harry- well... that's a problem. Ok. why don't i just take wewe shopping for one.
Janine- Sorry Harry my brother told me not to buy too many things.
Harry- Don't worry babe its on me.
Janine- No Harry wewe don't have to..
Harry- Im want to babe. Now go get dressed. we can't go to the mall with wewe just in pajamas.
Janine- Ok Harry.
Harry- And babe.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- I have to say wewe look pretty fit today babe.
Janine- Why thank wewe you're looking mighty fine yourself too Harry. :)
*Janine went upstairs and put on a blue v neck sweater with white stripes on the neck she also wore red jean shorts with her blue and white striped toms.
Harry- *looks at her confused*
Are wewe trying to dress like Louis?
Janine- well yes yes i am. i guess :)
(at the mall)
Harry picks out a swimming suit for Janine that was clear with only covers on the nipples and the other privates. He happily walks over to Janine
She looks up at Harry, Slaps him and walks away . Harry put down his inayopendelewa swimming suit dissapointed that he wouldn't get to see Janine in that swimming suit of his. Janine soon put on a strapless white bikini with tiny black flowers on it and the bottom was fully black with ties on the hips. Janine decided to go into the fitting room to try it on.
Harry's P.O.V
So i was sitting on the bench in the fitting room and i watched as Janine came out of the fitting room. She looked like a bathing suit princess. She looked so beautiful in her bathing suit she picked out.
Janine- Well Harry what do wewe think?
Harry- Ehh.. its ok..
*Janine frowned considering how much she loved her bathing suit of choice. *
Harry- Just kidding wewe look Lovely Janine.
Janine- Well thank wewe Harry * she lightly smiled up at Harry*
As she walked back into the fitting room i noticed something. HER punda IS AMAZING. and when she came back out the fitting room the first thing i blurted out was,
Harry- Janine.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- You're bum is gorgeous.
Janine- well thank wewe Harry....
Harry- so wewe want this Janine.
Janine- yes i do Harry. But i dont want wewe to pay for it. the only thing that i want from wewe is a tiny little kiss. *Janine kisses Harry and Harry suddenly grins*
Harry- You're gorgeous just like your bum. * He grabs her touche and Janine swipes away his hand away from her butt. She laughed and Harry paid for the swimming suit.
Janine- Thank wewe so much Harry * she hugs him*
Harry* Don't mention it babe.
Janine- Harry. Don't wewe live kwa yourself..
Harry- Yes my love.
Janine- Then where do wewe get all this money from
Harry- Oh. yea i had a rich uncle.
Janine- Ok ahha.
and they drive out of the mall parking lot. :)
bitch, kahaba I alisema GET UP!
*Janine wakes up she fixes her hair so she dosen't get made fun of kwa Harry saying something like - You're hair is a hot mess! and so are you! So she ties up her hair and walks downstairs.
Harry was cutting an orange.
Harry- This is all the chakula you'll be getting today bitch.
*he gives her a slice of orange.
Janine- Thank you...???...
Harry- Hahaha I'm just joking! and kwa the way i never really was going to rape wewe hahah. I just wanted to get wewe to have sex with me ;) . just kidding i just wanted wewe to forgive me that's all. I never thought it was going to get that far hahahah! Here!
*Harry hands Janine a plate with a waffle on it.
Janine's thoughts- this is the best waffle I've ever had! damn this boy can cook..
Harry- Do wewe like it?
Janine- Ehhh. it's ok.
Harry- *sadface* well bitch, kahaba where do wewe want to go today?
Janine- First of all Harry i'd like wewe to call me kwa my proper name. Janine. sekunde of all I've been thinking about doing something for a long time but never had the guts to do it.
Harry- *Bites his apple* What is it Bi..... JANINE.
Janine- I've always wanted to go swimming.
Harry- You've never been swimming????
Janine- well.. i know how to swim and stuff but I've never been to anything extravagant au anything like a water park.
Harry- You've never been to a Water Park?
Janine- Nope.
Harry- wewe really haven't been spending enough time with me lately.
Janine- My brother never let me used to go in the pools because he is afraid of germs. wewe do know, most girls don't wear underwear while swimming? So he thought it was useful so he got us a hot tub and he taught me how to swim, of course he cleaned it after everytime i went in it but still..
Harry- Ok finish your waffle before i stuff it in wewe and wewe get beat down again. Just kidding babe.
*Janine finishes her waffle*
Harry- now go get dressed into you're swimsuit and let's go.
Janine- Well harry, There's a slight problem. wewe see James never let me go into a pool for so long i don't have a bathing suit that fits.
Harry- well... that's a problem. Ok. why don't i just take wewe shopping for one.
Janine- Sorry Harry my brother told me not to buy too many things.
Harry- Don't worry babe its on me.
Janine- No Harry wewe don't have to..
Harry- Im want to babe. Now go get dressed. we can't go to the mall with wewe just in pajamas.
Janine- Ok Harry.
Harry- And babe.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- I have to say wewe look pretty fit today babe.
Janine- Why thank wewe you're looking mighty fine yourself too Harry. :)
*Janine went upstairs and put on a blue v neck sweater with white stripes on the neck she also wore red jean shorts with her blue and white striped toms.
Harry- *looks at her confused*
Are wewe trying to dress like Louis?
Janine- well yes yes i am. i guess :)
(at the mall)
Harry picks out a swimming suit for Janine that was clear with only covers on the nipples and the other privates. He happily walks over to Janine
She looks up at Harry, Slaps him and walks away . Harry put down his inayopendelewa swimming suit dissapointed that he wouldn't get to see Janine in that swimming suit of his. Janine soon put on a strapless white bikini with tiny black flowers on it and the bottom was fully black with ties on the hips. Janine decided to go into the fitting room to try it on.
Harry's P.O.V
So i was sitting on the bench in the fitting room and i watched as Janine came out of the fitting room. She looked like a bathing suit princess. She looked so beautiful in her bathing suit she picked out.
Janine- Well Harry what do wewe think?
Harry- Ehh.. its ok..
*Janine frowned considering how much she loved her bathing suit of choice. *
Harry- Just kidding wewe look Lovely Janine.
Janine- Well thank wewe Harry * she lightly smiled up at Harry*
As she walked back into the fitting room i noticed something. HER punda IS AMAZING. and when she came back out the fitting room the first thing i blurted out was,
Harry- Janine.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- You're bum is gorgeous.
Janine- well thank wewe Harry....
Harry- so wewe want this Janine.
Janine- yes i do Harry. But i dont want wewe to pay for it. the only thing that i want from wewe is a tiny little kiss. *Janine kisses Harry and Harry suddenly grins*
Harry- You're gorgeous just like your bum. * He grabs her touche and Janine swipes away his hand away from her butt. She laughed and Harry paid for the swimming suit.
Janine- Thank wewe so much Harry * she hugs him*
Harry* Don't mention it babe.
Janine- Harry. Don't wewe live kwa yourself..
Harry- Yes my love.
Janine- Then where do wewe get all this money from
Harry- Oh. yea i had a rich uncle.
Janine- Ok ahha.
and they drive out of the mall parking lot. :)
Zayn leads the way through the airport X
In keeping with the rest of his bandmates - bar curly haired Harry Styles - Zayn appears to have opted for a zaidi Justin Bieber-esque swept mbele style.
The boy band finalists are thought to be over in the States to work on their forthcoming debut album.
Louis Tomlinson couldn't believe his luck at his transatlantic trip and Tweeted: 'So excited to be in L.A will tweet pictures when I can :) xx'
Lush X
One Direction are basically little boys that need some maziwa and sleepy time
ilitumwa by: 3am15/12/10
02:40 pm
.Tags:
One Direction,Harry Styles,with hilarious consequences,aww!.Aww, we want to stroke Zain’s hair and then perhaps grab his cheek, a little too roughly because for some reason we like to hurt cute things. It’s nice to see the boys are genuinely close enough to fall asleep on each other (we could do with a shoulder right now too) but they’re clearly being overworked since finishing the X Factor and have been staying up well past their bedtimes.
Either that au Zain’s been boffing that Geneva all night – filthy little bugger.
ilitumwa by: 3am15/12/10
02:40 pm
.Tags:
One Direction,Harry Styles,with hilarious consequences,aww!.Aww, we want to stroke Zain’s hair and then perhaps grab his cheek, a little too roughly because for some reason we like to hurt cute things. It’s nice to see the boys are genuinely close enough to fall asleep on each other (we could do with a shoulder right now too) but they’re clearly being overworked since finishing the X Factor and have been staying up well past their bedtimes.
Either that au Zain’s been boffing that Geneva all night – filthy little bugger.
One Direction Get Into Trouble For Bombing In Swimming PoolBoyband get into deep trouble...
kwa David Renshaw on Wednesday 19th January 2011
One Direction were reportedly asked to leave a health centre after causing havoc in the facilities swimming pool.
The boys are reported to have upset fellow visitors to the centre kwa jumping in the pool, bombing and splashing other people near the water.
Harry, Louis, Niall, Zayn and Liam have also got into trouble for allowing girls into their hotel late at night, with many people kept awake in the process.
It's all harmless however, as The Sun reports:
"The mashabiki were banging on doors at 3am. Unfortunately, most guests were businessmen staying in the hotel for a conference and they weren't best pleased," a chanzo told the paper.
kwa David Renshaw on Wednesday 19th January 2011
One Direction were reportedly asked to leave a health centre after causing havoc in the facilities swimming pool.
The boys are reported to have upset fellow visitors to the centre kwa jumping in the pool, bombing and splashing other people near the water.
Harry, Louis, Niall, Zayn and Liam have also got into trouble for allowing girls into their hotel late at night, with many people kept awake in the process.
It's all harmless however, as The Sun reports:
"The mashabiki were banging on doors at 3am. Unfortunately, most guests were businessmen staying in the hotel for a conference and they weren't best pleased," a chanzo told the paper.
