JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before chajio, chakula cha jioni at the GQ Awards last night.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' meza, jedwali for wewe tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? samaki fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are wewe working as a nurse during the day? wewe look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death kwa monkeys in Toy Story 3.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' meza, jedwali for wewe tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? samaki fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are wewe working as a nurse during the day? wewe look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death kwa monkeys in Toy Story 3.
Interviewer: Did wewe ever think when wewe were little, that you'd get to the point where people would actually look at you, on their walls?
Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.
Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?
Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..
*Everyone laughs*
Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.
Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface
Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.
Interviewer: Harry what did wewe have?
Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..
Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.
Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?
Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..
*Everyone laughs*
Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.
Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface
Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.
Interviewer: Harry what did wewe have?
Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..
Lolas P.O.V
I woke up at 9:30... SHIT!! I was late for school, again. I thew on an old paur of jeans and my school juper.I grabbbed my bag legged it down the stairs and ran the whole way to school ( I'd usually take the bus to olivia and walk from there ). I got to school kwa the end of first period. I went to my locked to get my vitabu for for irish and maths. Some one came up behind and stared breating on me. I tured round and whackedmy face into some ones arm.'Oh, babe, I didn't mean to hurt ya!' it was Zayn, my boyfriend,' are wewe ok?'
'I'm fine' then Olivia came over
'You didn't call this morring, again'
'Over slept, again'
'Oh, did ya hear?'
'What? No'
'New guy, 'is names Harry'
'Is he hot'
'yeah, but not as good as Louis'
'You like Louis?' Zayn alisema
'Shit, forgot wewe were here'
'Thanks, anyway, Louis?'
'yeah'
'Do wewe want to go out with him?'
'yeah'
'Ok, I'll ask'
Thanks for reading, is it any good? if i get at least five maoni I'll post more.
I woke up at 9:30... SHIT!! I was late for school, again. I thew on an old paur of jeans and my school juper.I grabbbed my bag legged it down the stairs and ran the whole way to school ( I'd usually take the bus to olivia and walk from there ). I got to school kwa the end of first period. I went to my locked to get my vitabu for for irish and maths. Some one came up behind and stared breating on me. I tured round and whackedmy face into some ones arm.'Oh, babe, I didn't mean to hurt ya!' it was Zayn, my boyfriend,' are wewe ok?'
'I'm fine' then Olivia came over
'You didn't call this morring, again'
'Over slept, again'
'Oh, did ya hear?'
'What? No'
'New guy, 'is names Harry'
'Is he hot'
'yeah, but not as good as Louis'
'You like Louis?' Zayn alisema
'Shit, forgot wewe were here'
'Thanks, anyway, Louis?'
'yeah'
'Do wewe want to go out with him?'
'yeah'
'Ok, I'll ask'
Thanks for reading, is it any good? if i get at least five maoni I'll post more.
We've always known that Louis Tomlinson is the self-confessed party boy of One Direction.
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us inayofuata time, Louis?
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us inayofuata time, Louis?
