A/N: Soo, my first ligit fanfiction. (Not including the other one) I have taken time out of my school siku to write this and I am quite happy on how it is turning out. I will say once again that it will be a bit confusing considering it takes place far in my own mind, but fresh in all of yours. Please, feel free to ask me anything and I will explain it untill wewe understand it. Do not hold back on maswali au anything. If wewe don't want to ask something out loud, wewe know I'm always on meebo and wewe can kasha pokezi me. :) This is just the prologue so I will give crackin on the other chapters real soon! Hope wewe like this. The characters are in human form kwa the way :) Oh, and the chapters will get longer as the story goes. I will shut up now so that the story itself isnt shorter!
Prologue
I really never expected anything like this. I mean sure, my life as I know it is messed up already, but this, this is ridiculous! First I was born a princess, kept in a tower, had to turn into a doll so not to be burned kwa lava and taken to who knows where, found kwa a penguin, “married” him, fell off a plane, taken kwa a dolphin who turned me back to life, found the penguin, auk again, lived with him, made new friends, had a kid, fell in upendo with a jerk, “devoiced” my husband, and now I live with all my friends, their boyfriends, my kid, and him. If my life wasn’t already a mess! I have done so many things in my life that normal girls au anyone would do. I walk around New York City, and well, I can never feel normal. How would wewe feel if your ex-husband turned into a human forever? How would wewe feel to have moto powers? How would wewe feel if wewe were a runaway princess? I have to go my whole life with these maswali in my head.
I know that my life isn’t that fantastic. I feel so bad that my son Junior has to be brought up like this, but Skipper is ok with it. Skipper loves his son, our son. Ok so Junior really wasn’t an “accident”, but he was surly a gift. Born a penguin, then just like his father, became a human. Junior might never really know what happened, but I guess someday, when he is older I will tell him. Now he is a mwaka old, and all I want to do is make him happy. I may not have a normal life, but I want him to have a normal life if it is the last thing I do.
I know that my life is not normal, but I never knew that I would meet two others that had lives much stranger then mine. I didn’t think that only two others, would change how I look at my own life forever.
Prologue
I really never expected anything like this. I mean sure, my life as I know it is messed up already, but this, this is ridiculous! First I was born a princess, kept in a tower, had to turn into a doll so not to be burned kwa lava and taken to who knows where, found kwa a penguin, “married” him, fell off a plane, taken kwa a dolphin who turned me back to life, found the penguin, auk again, lived with him, made new friends, had a kid, fell in upendo with a jerk, “devoiced” my husband, and now I live with all my friends, their boyfriends, my kid, and him. If my life wasn’t already a mess! I have done so many things in my life that normal girls au anyone would do. I walk around New York City, and well, I can never feel normal. How would wewe feel if your ex-husband turned into a human forever? How would wewe feel to have moto powers? How would wewe feel if wewe were a runaway princess? I have to go my whole life with these maswali in my head.
I know that my life isn’t that fantastic. I feel so bad that my son Junior has to be brought up like this, but Skipper is ok with it. Skipper loves his son, our son. Ok so Junior really wasn’t an “accident”, but he was surly a gift. Born a penguin, then just like his father, became a human. Junior might never really know what happened, but I guess someday, when he is older I will tell him. Now he is a mwaka old, and all I want to do is make him happy. I may not have a normal life, but I want him to have a normal life if it is the last thing I do.
I know that my life is not normal, but I never knew that I would meet two others that had lives much stranger then mine. I didn’t think that only two others, would change how I look at my own life forever.
Me:hagrid mayfol call me and hermimeo
Hagrid:what
Me:mudblood
Hagrid:*gasp* no he didn't
Me:yes
Harry:what's a mudblood
Hagrid:it's someone wewe who's parents is it a wizard
Me:well I am pure blooded
Harry:how?
Me:mom and dad
Hagrid:she right Lilly and James potter were wizards and ce to HogWarts
Ron:well what *throws up a slug*
Me:ewwwwww
Hermimeo:my parents aren't wizards
Me:it's alright
At the griffndory house
Me:well what we now is that someone open the chamber
Skipper:the chamber?
Harry:we can go see the chamber in the old girl's bathroom
Me:right but what about moaning myrtle
Ron:right she pretty scarder
Skipper: hello but-
Herminoe:oh don't be a chicken
Skipper:HEY WHAT'S THE CHAMBER
Me:oh sorry the chamber is where something keeps coming from there we don't know what it is au who open it
Hagrid:what
Me:mudblood
Hagrid:*gasp* no he didn't
Me:yes
Harry:what's a mudblood
Hagrid:it's someone wewe who's parents is it a wizard
Me:well I am pure blooded
Harry:how?
Me:mom and dad
Hagrid:she right Lilly and James potter were wizards and ce to HogWarts
Ron:well what *throws up a slug*
Me:ewwwwww
Hermimeo:my parents aren't wizards
Me:it's alright
At the griffndory house
Me:well what we now is that someone open the chamber
Skipper:the chamber?
Harry:we can go see the chamber in the old girl's bathroom
Me:right but what about moaning myrtle
Ron:right she pretty scarder
Skipper: hello but-
Herminoe:oh don't be a chicken
Skipper:HEY WHAT'S THE CHAMBER
Me:oh sorry the chamber is where something keeps coming from there we don't know what it is au who open it