Somewhere in the sea, 1994.
"Hey, David!", a man shouted. "Are wewe OK?"
"It's kinda cold here", David answered. "But I'm fine!". David was half spy, half soldier. He was in a very dangerous mission. A mission in the weirdest part of the sea, the Bermuda Triangle.
"Are wewe sure wewe want to do this?"
"Affirmative, Alfred."
"You will swim toward death!"
"No with the lost treasure", he looked at the map. "With it, I can do anything!"
"Ow, David. You're very stubborn at times. Your son too."
"I just hope that he don't follow my example", David laughed and dived into the water. "It'll be okay", he thought.
But no. Something inexplicable happened in the water. A swirl? An underwater volcano? Nobody knows. We only know that he has mysteriously disappeared.
Central Boarding School, present.
"And that's what happened with my father", Skipper said. "Any questions?"
"Oh my", Julien laughed. "Sometimes wewe can be a good liar, but other times..."
"Sometimes wewe can be a good liar, but other times...", Skipper muttered to himself, imitating the voice of Julien.
"Well, I know very well that this is all a lie to explain why your father didn't come here."
Everyone laughed, except Kowalski, Private, Rico and Marlene.
"Dude, this isn't funny", Marlene said.
"Yeah", Rico agreed.
"Oh no? For me and all class, it's funny", Julien said. "But... for boring people? NOOO! Remember: I'm Ju--"
"Okay, class, silence", the teacher said. "You don't know how is boring work here. And, Julien, be quiet au 2 weeks of suspension."
"2 weeks? WOOOHOOO!! PARTY IN MY ROOM!!", Julien yelled.
"Oh, and without parties."
"And without parties", he muttered to himself, imitating her voice.
The kengele rang.
"Okay, class. See wewe in the inayofuata week", the teacher said. All students ran out of the classroom. "And, Skipper...", she called him."Your story is well thought out, but..."
"But?"
"Who will believe that? I hope that wewe bring your dad here in the inayofuata time."
Skipper left the classroom and went to his room. He opened his backpack and there it was. A very old and wrinkled paper protected kwa plastic. A map. Skipper stared at it for a few minutes, so absorbed kwa the drawings, routes and...
"Hi, Skipper!"
"INTRUDER!! Kowalski, Rico! Fight posi--"
"Whoa, Skipper", Private said. "It's just us."
"Oh... sorry", Skipper apologized.
"Hmm... what are wewe looking at?", Marlene asked.
"This is classified, Marlene." Skipper said.
"Oh, really?", she took the map from him and they looked it. "What... what is this?"
"Looks like a map", Kowalski said. "But why t--"
"Yeah, it's a map", Skipper alisema as he took the map back. "But I said, it's classified", and closed the door, leaving the others outside of the room.
A/N: Okay. A human FanFic. SUNNY ARE wewe CRAZY?! Yes. I born this way x3 Okay, this is human. But I'm trying to keep the characters' personalities. At least I'll try. Probably a Skipper-centric FF. Probably. Without excessive Skilene. Some OCs x3 Oh, and Skipper is still 17, in September 14th, he will be 18 ^^ I hope wewe like :) *Yes, there are some errors in grammar, but because, as wewe know, English is not my native language.* Thanks a lot, Icicle, for the title! ^^
"Hey, David!", a man shouted. "Are wewe OK?"
"It's kinda cold here", David answered. "But I'm fine!". David was half spy, half soldier. He was in a very dangerous mission. A mission in the weirdest part of the sea, the Bermuda Triangle.
"Are wewe sure wewe want to do this?"
"Affirmative, Alfred."
"You will swim toward death!"
"No with the lost treasure", he looked at the map. "With it, I can do anything!"
"Ow, David. You're very stubborn at times. Your son too."
"I just hope that he don't follow my example", David laughed and dived into the water. "It'll be okay", he thought.
But no. Something inexplicable happened in the water. A swirl? An underwater volcano? Nobody knows. We only know that he has mysteriously disappeared.
Central Boarding School, present.
"And that's what happened with my father", Skipper said. "Any questions?"
"Oh my", Julien laughed. "Sometimes wewe can be a good liar, but other times..."
"Sometimes wewe can be a good liar, but other times...", Skipper muttered to himself, imitating the voice of Julien.
"Well, I know very well that this is all a lie to explain why your father didn't come here."
Everyone laughed, except Kowalski, Private, Rico and Marlene.
"Dude, this isn't funny", Marlene said.
"Yeah", Rico agreed.
"Oh no? For me and all class, it's funny", Julien said. "But... for boring people? NOOO! Remember: I'm Ju--"
"Okay, class, silence", the teacher said. "You don't know how is boring work here. And, Julien, be quiet au 2 weeks of suspension."
"2 weeks? WOOOHOOO!! PARTY IN MY ROOM!!", Julien yelled.
"Oh, and without parties."
"And without parties", he muttered to himself, imitating her voice.
The kengele rang.
"Okay, class. See wewe in the inayofuata week", the teacher said. All students ran out of the classroom. "And, Skipper...", she called him."Your story is well thought out, but..."
"But?"
"Who will believe that? I hope that wewe bring your dad here in the inayofuata time."
Skipper left the classroom and went to his room. He opened his backpack and there it was. A very old and wrinkled paper protected kwa plastic. A map. Skipper stared at it for a few minutes, so absorbed kwa the drawings, routes and...
"Hi, Skipper!"
"INTRUDER!! Kowalski, Rico! Fight posi--"
"Whoa, Skipper", Private said. "It's just us."
"Oh... sorry", Skipper apologized.
"Hmm... what are wewe looking at?", Marlene asked.
"This is classified, Marlene." Skipper said.
"Oh, really?", she took the map from him and they looked it. "What... what is this?"
"Looks like a map", Kowalski said. "But why t--"
"Yeah, it's a map", Skipper alisema as he took the map back. "But I said, it's classified", and closed the door, leaving the others outside of the room.
A/N: Okay. A human FanFic. SUNNY ARE wewe CRAZY?! Yes. I born this way x3 Okay, this is human. But I'm trying to keep the characters' personalities. At least I'll try. Probably a Skipper-centric FF. Probably. Without excessive Skilene. Some OCs x3 Oh, and Skipper is still 17, in September 14th, he will be 18 ^^ I hope wewe like :) *Yes, there are some errors in grammar, but because, as wewe know, English is not my native language.* Thanks a lot, Icicle, for the title! ^^
Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: hujambo Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny onyesha it's The Late Late onyesha with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do wewe Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: hujambo Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can wewe Do Something For me?
*The inayofuata Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having wewe Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently wewe Are.
*The End!*
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: hujambo Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny onyesha it's The Late Late onyesha with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do wewe Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: hujambo Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can wewe Do Something For me?
*The inayofuata Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having wewe Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently wewe Are.
*The End!*