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Okay. I just read the makala myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if wewe can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give au take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If wewe wanted to give a proper review, wewe should've first aliyopewa much zaidi information on how the movie could've been improved and WHY the points wewe mentioned were wrong, rather than just stating WHAT was wrong. wewe want to talk big words and over-analyzing faults? Try this on, Ms. Inkoo Kang.

wewe have focused too much on the film's faults, giving only one side to your argument. To provide a solid and sound argument, one must point out why the other side to the argument is wrong. Allow me to demonstrate.

wewe claim the penguins are "unfunny, unmoving, and uninspired," but wewe never explained why wewe think so. I'll have wewe know many think the penguins are funny at least at times. Whether it's a one-liner ("We killed 'em and ate their livers.") au it's just an action (Come on, the penguins playing at the train controls in the third film was a little funny. Just a little.), there's at least one thing the penguins have done to make someone laugh. Even if they haven't for you, doesn't mean they're necessarily "unfunny." wewe just have a different sense of humor, I presume.

As far as "unmoving," I admit the penguins haven't had many "moving" moments in the "Madagascar" trilogy. However, as far as the trailers go, wewe have to admit, Skipper bringing the young hatchling (Private) into his brotherhood was just a little moving. Of course, I wouldn't know this until I watched the movie, especially since wewe didn't explain why wewe felt it was unmoving yourself.

"Uninspired"? Do wewe know not the meaning? Inspired; adjective: aroused, animated, au imbued with the spirit to do something, kwa au as if kwa Supernatural au divine influence (dictionary.reference.com). What makes wewe think the movie is uninspired? I'm thinking it might be inspired to, I don't know, make people laugh. There's probably some better message in the movie as well, since, from what I've seen from DreamWorks, there always is if wewe think hard enough. I have yet to figure out what it is myself, since I obviously haven't seen it, but I'm sure I can come up with something. My guess is that it'd be along the lines of brotherhood au something, but I don't know yet.

Speaking of, wewe say the film has a "distinct lack of purpose." Which sinema do wewe think has a purpose? It would have been absolutely fantastic for wewe to have aliyopewa us some examples for why wewe believe the movie has no purpose (you have a right to uphold your opinion, but wewe have to support it if wewe want others to agree with you). Furthermore, what would've aliyopewa the movie purpose for you? Your thoughts on that would've been nice. wewe also mentioned that the movie "caters to an audience that doesn't exist" because of the references not many people would get. How would wewe know that? My best friend is a shabiki of a onyesha I've never even heard of until he told me he liked it. How do wewe know no one will understand those references? While many people will not, it still brings a smile to the face of those who would get that reference. Additionally, the movie may still bring a smile to the face of the unknowing "eight-year-olds" because I would imagine it still has funny moments. Even if they don't get a reference, doesn't mean they won't find it funny (I've found references funny without fully understanding them. I know I'm not the only one). I realize I'm ignorant to if these references will be funny au not, but then again, not everyone has the same sense of humor as I.

wewe alisema that there "isn't much to the film's story, yet it's stuffed to the gills with plot." If there's one thing I've noticed about DreamWork's films, it's that it's never just a story. The "Madagascar" trilogy relays the message that nyumbani isn't where wewe are, but who you're with. "Shrek" is a story about acceptance, correlating to the idea that everyone's different, and that's okay, and wewe have to accept yourself and others to truly be happy. "Kung Fu Panda" sends a message in that to accomplish anything, wewe have to first believe in yourself ("There is no secret ingredient"). It all starts with you. Even if this movie is an exception to this idea, it would be really awesome if wewe would've explained why wewe feel that way.

wewe mentioned that Dave's character is basically ruined because of his humor. Last time I checked, audiences upendo a villain with a little humorous side. A villain that's too dark wouldn't appeal to younger audiences anyway (ooh, that reminds me of your "point" made earlier. hm . . .).

First and foremost about your thoughts on North Wind, it's a SEAL, not an OTTER. If wewe don't know the facts before wewe propose an argument, then you've basically ruined any chance of gaining support because people will believe wewe have no idea what you're talking about. Second, what makes wewe think Eva's only purpose is to be sexy? How do wewe know they're not also relaying the idea that women can be intelligent as well? Not to mention that from what I've seen in the trailers, Kowalski is the only one falling for her. wewe could've at least explained why it seemed that way to you.

The following paragraph is merely just my opinion of your argument about Classified, and has nothing to do about how wewe presented it. I must say, I do partially agree with your argument about the pompous Agent Classified, but I think it's pretty awesome that Skipper has someone in his same covert classification to be compared to, causing a humorous clash between the duo. And I believe he wants a little zaidi than just "taking the credit." How do wewe know he just doesn't want wanyama to be safe? How do wewe know he doesn't want some credit because he feels as though he needs the support from his team? Meaning, if he doesn't seem as though he made a success conceived with his help, he won't seem as important, and North Wind will see him as a failure? You'd be surprised what insecurity can drive someone to do. Of course, that is only my opinion, and I would not know until I watched the movie to make my own interpretation.

I have no problem if wewe like the movie au not. But if you're going to post a review for the whole world to see, DO IT RIGHT.

Now, did wewe see how I presented my counter-argument? I used examples from the trailers, and even other sinema to present my case. I also mentioned your side of the argument to help onyesha a contrast between my and your opinion, as to allow my readers to make up their own minds, rather than present one side and BOMBARD them with my opinion, presenting it as if it were solid fact. Your very vague descriptions of your opinions don't exactly tell anyone why they shouldn't watch it. All I see is, "Don't watch it because it's bad." If wewe would've just explained why it's bad, then wewe would've done just fine, and I wouldn't have alisema a word.

Lots of love, peacebaby7

To the fanguins, the main reason I wrote this is to make those who found the "review" unsettling realize how overly-critical this makala was. Based on the few maoni on her review, I see I'm not the only one who feels that her review could've been a lot better. I was not judging the fact that she didn't like the movie, but rather that she just needs to put zaidi thought into her reviews. Your thoughts on my thoughts on her thoughts?
The rest of the mwezi seemed to go kwa slowly. Kowalski guided Skipper through three twenty-minute sessions a day, and encouraged him with each bit of progress he made. Skipper finally was able to open his feet at full swivel in only three dakika and seventeen seconds. With his improved diet, he started to gain back the weight he’d Lost and looked much healthier kwa each day. For small missions, Kowalski allowed Rico and Private to take care of it themselves; and for the zaidi serious missions, Kowalski would let Marlene continue to stay with him, and Skipper no longer objected to chess or...
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
I still miss them. All of them. I miss how Kowalski always thought of some long, winded explanation to things, Private's giggle and girly obsessions, Rico's upendo of dynamite. I miss how close I felt to them, how sometimes I could almost read their minds. I miss joking around with them, watching sinema together, and Shirtless Ninjas.
Isn't it unfair how we never realize how much these things mean to us until they're gone?
I wish I had thought about it before--before what happened. I suppose now your saying: "what did happen? C'mon, Skipper, wewe can trust us. Tell the story!"
I will, if wewe really...
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"What in the name of James Madison's lack of height!?" Skipper exclaimed. He radioed Kowalski. "Kowalski! Get a visual on the lemur habitat! Stat!"

"Copy that!" Kowalski replied.

Skipper would know that scream anywhere. He and Rico dashed to the lemur habitat to see Julien, Maurice, and Mort backed up against the ukuta of the middle rock in their habitat in fear. The three of them were staring at the habitats' ukuta in horror; Julien's head was crownless, and he was cowering behind Maurice and Mort. Skipper and Rico looked to where they were looking at. inayofuata to the habitat's walls, another skull...
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Dark 09.17.15

“All right, boys,” Skipper began, pacing in front of his men, who were standing at attention. “Question. What comes to mind when I say the word darkness?”

Private, who was furthest to the left, answered first. “When Rico pulled that prank on me at two in the morning,” he alisema bitterly. “I needed a nightlight for three weeks,” he muttered under his breath. Rico snickered.

Kowalski, who was inayofuata in line, then answered. “The theory on the mysterious anomaly of dark matter,” he said, staring wistfully in thought.

Rico spat a response out in gibberish. The team rolled...
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posted by winkies77
Hope wewe enjoy peeps. And PB this is like your questains answer to Sophia.

Location: Tibet Jail
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I walked down the path of chambers of prisoners. This is the sekunde time I was in this place I called it home. Others think I'm crazy. But I am really.

"Okay dear in the slammer wewe go." the police penguin, auk pushed me inside my own cell. "Ok sweetheart you'll stay in here for 5 zaidi years."

"Don't call me sweetheart!" I hissed. He rolled his eyes.

"Whatever." he stalked away leaveing me in a cell with other prisoners.

The others who were inside with me turned my way. They hissed...
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posted by peacebaby7
Leonard was stricken speechless, but he quickly recovered. "Me? As in...me?" He asked putting his paw to his chest. Kowalski nodded. Leonard shook his head. "No, there must be some mistake."

Kowalski shook his own head. "There's no mistake. I ran the test three times and your name showed up in each of them. Now, it's possible that your fur, manyoya may have coincidentally blew into the lemur hab-"

"Coincidence my tail! I did not put anything into that lemur habitat!" Leonard insisted a little louder than he intended.

Skipper stepped mbele and nodded comprehendingly. "Now, look, marsupial. I know what...
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Ok peacebaby7 here's umm well, chappie 4 XD

5:00 p.m., Petting Zoo
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"AH!" Skipper screamed and stomped and killed lots of bugs au wewe know what ever they were, but zaidi kept coming to bite him.

Rico came 4 dakika later, and almost passed out kwa the sight of hundreds of....things. He puked up a flyswatter and started smashing bugs. But it was no use.

He finally gave up and watched in horror as his leader would (possibly) be eaten. He glanced to his right and saw a book--more like a journal--and picked it up.
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posted by queenpalm
Here is part six of my shabiki fiction. It's Johnson's story.

"Okay,"I said. "So I had just broke my wing, and was really embarrassed."
"There's nothing to be embarrassed about when wewe break a wing,"said Private."While wewe were gone, we all broke our wings. Of corse, that is a different story, we thought Skipper was a zombie and-."
"Yes, Private,"said Ivy. "We all get it. Now, Johnson is trying to tell a story of his own story, and I'd really like to hear it."
"Okay,"I continued. "Since I had a broken wing, I couldn't really think straight, so I walked into the parking lot, and jumped onto a blue...
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posted by Skiparah
The court room was so..so hostile. The whole place echoed around me. I could feel the tension as the judge spoke. His words pounded like a mallet on my chest threatening to kill me right then and there. My fate lay in the balance. Crowds in bleachers behind were all fixed on one thing and one thing only. Me. I could feel their eyes on my back. The judge was saying, "Alexander Fahlcon, is hereby prosecuted for the following charge: Murder against his country, and his superior officer," I swallowed a lump in my throat, a cold sweat broke out on my forehead. The judge went on, "For alisema crime...
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“Kowalski!” Johnson repeated.

“W-what are wewe guys doing here?”

“Why, we work here!” Johnson alisema in an obvious tone

“But what about your untimely demise?” Private asked

“Oh, Smith alisema it was all standard, that wewe were all in on it. Apparantly he was wrong.” Manfretti explained

“Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but John Smith is a despicable creature bent on world domination through these nanobots.” Skipper said

“We thought he might have another idea for them. Which is why we came up with a backup plan. In each and everyone of them, we inserted small radar. The radar...
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“Nothing to be Afraid of”
November 1, 2014


“Come on, Skipper!” Marlene urged, pulling him toward the Halloween Haunted House in Central Park. “It’ll be awesome!”

“It’ll be pointless! Haunted Houses are so overrated!” Skipper alisema as he tried to resist Marlene pulling on his flipper.

Marlene stopped and turned toward him. “What, are wewe afraid?” she challenged.

“No, I just don’t want to waste my time wandering through a supposedly ‘scary’ house,” Skipper answered.

“Come on, I’ve been anticipating this ever since they started advertising it. I’ve never been in...
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added by Tunder2510
Source: Me
OK, so since I'm be inspired to continue kwa Sylvia & Peacebaby. Enjoy! :D
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Location: Forest
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I walked on and on in this pain-stinking woods. No chakula au water to support my needs. Just....bugs, but I rather keep my dignity. I tripped over a pebble and was knocked onto the cold feet of the Mother Nature.

It was then when I heard a strange noise of those two-legged things called, "humans."

"Hey, Dex, this one looks like its been dragged across four countries."

"Shut up wewe loon! That deer could hear yo-! hujambo Larry, I found something, it...
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They walked up to the house. The old grey porch creaked. They opened the door. A faint light cast shadows on the stone walls. It smelled of dirt and mothballs. au maybe dirty mothballs.
"Ow!" Yelled Skipper.
Kowalski glanced over Skipper. He had stepped on a board that flipped up and hit him in the face.
"Ssshh." alisema Kowalski.
"Ow." Wispered Skipper.
They heard footsteps. They ran out the door and back to the base.
"How about we Just knock." Suggested Privete, "or barua pepe him."
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Bang,bang,bang. The door didn't open. Bang,bang,bang. Still .didn't.
"Rico, rope." ordered Skipper.
"Here Skipper." alisema Rico handing him a rope.
"Perfect."
Skipper made a lasso and lassoed the weathervane.
"Skippah," alisema Privete "couldn't we try something a little less… well, dangerous."
"Sure Privete. Got any ideas?" alisema Skipper.
The door creaked open. A peice of papper blew in front of Skippers face. It said: TO BE CONTIUED. XD
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"OK lets slit up! Kowalski wewe go look in the lemurs habitat, Rico go check on Marlene, Private, the chimps, and I will go look in the petting zoo." Skipper alisema and realized they still had the axo...axol..whatever with them. "Actually, on sekunde thought, Kowalski stay here with your, "baby"."

Kowalski frowned and sighed. He sat inayofuata to the creature and gave a slight smile. "Aye, Skipper."
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Marlene's Habitat

"Mar ene?" Rico called out. No answer. He tried again and again,...
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“Good Game”
July 30, 2014


    “I believe that’s checkmate, Marlene,” Skipper announced, moving his piece to trap her king.

    Marlene pursed her lips and threw a bishop at him. “Come on, that was the third time in a row,” she protested.

    Skipper laughed. “Hey, don’t hate the player, here!”

    Marlene laughed and threw a knight at him. “I don’t hate you, it just makes me feel better,” she corrected.

    “Well,” Skipper replied with a smile, “two can play at that...
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No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra maembe, embe for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You alisema your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien alisema before coughing again.

“It’s...
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