Penguins of Madagascar Article: My REAL review on Inkoo Kang's "Review" on the POM Movie

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My REAL review on Inkoo Kang's "Review" on the POM Movie

posted by peacebaby7

Okay. I just read the makala myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if wewe can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give au take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If wewe wanted to give a proper review, wewe should've first aliyopewa much zaidi information on how the movie could've been improved and WHY the points wewe mentioned were wrong, rather than just stating WHAT was wrong. wewe want to talk big words and over-analyzing faults? Try this on, Ms. Inkoo Kang.

wewe have focused too much on the film's faults, giving only one side to your argument. To provide a solid and sound argument, one must point out why the other side to the argument is wrong. Allow me to demonstrate.

wewe claim the penguins are "unfunny, unmoving, and uninspired," but wewe never explained why wewe think so. I'll have wewe know many think the penguins are funny at least at times. Whether it's a one-liner ("We killed 'em and ate their livers.") au it's just an action (Come on, the penguins playing at the train controls in the third film was a little funny. Just a little.), there's at least one thing the penguins have done to make someone laugh. Even if they haven't for you, doesn't mean they're necessarily "unfunny." wewe just have a different sense of humor, I presume.

As far as "unmoving," I admit the penguins haven't had many "moving" moments in the "Madagascar" trilogy. However, as far as the trailers go, wewe have to admit, Skipper bringing the young hatchling (Private) into his brotherhood was just a little moving. Of course, I wouldn't know this until I watched the movie, especially since wewe didn't explain why wewe felt it was unmoving yourself.

"Uninspired"? Do wewe know not the meaning? Inspired; adjective: aroused, animated, au imbued with the spirit to do something, kwa au as if kwa Supernatural au divine influence (dictionary.reference.com). What makes wewe think the movie is uninspired? I'm thinking it might be inspired to, I don't know, make people laugh. There's probably some better message in the movie as well, since, from what I've seen from DreamWorks, there always is if wewe think hard enough. I have yet to figure out what it is myself, since I obviously haven't seen it, but I'm sure I can come up with something. My guess is that it'd be along the lines of brotherhood au something, but I don't know yet.

Speaking of, wewe say the film has a "distinct lack of purpose." Which sinema do wewe think has a purpose? It would have been absolutely fantastic for wewe to have aliyopewa us some examples for why wewe believe the movie has no purpose (you have a right to uphold your opinion, but wewe have to support it if wewe want others to agree with you). Furthermore, what would've aliyopewa the movie purpose for you? Your thoughts on that would've been nice. wewe also mentioned that the movie "caters to an audience that doesn't exist" because of the references not many people would get. How would wewe know that? My best friend is a shabiki of a onyesha I've never even heard of until he told me he liked it. How do wewe know no one will understand those references? While many people will not, it still brings a smile to the face of those who would get that reference. Additionally, the movie may still bring a smile to the face of the unknowing "eight-year-olds" because I would imagine it still has funny moments. Even if they don't get a reference, doesn't mean they won't find it funny (I've found references funny without fully understanding them. I know I'm not the only one). I realize I'm ignorant to if these references will be funny au not, but then again, not everyone has the same sense of humor as I.

wewe alisema that there "isn't much to the film's story, yet it's stuffed to the gills with plot." If there's one thing I've noticed about DreamWork's films, it's that it's never just a story. The "Madagascar" trilogy relays the message that nyumbani isn't where wewe are, but who you're with. "Shrek" is a story about acceptance, correlating to the idea that everyone's different, and that's okay, and wewe have to accept yourself and others to truly be happy. "Kung Fu Panda" sends a message in that to accomplish anything, wewe have to first believe in yourself ("There is no secret ingredient"). It all starts with you. Even if this movie is an exception to this idea, it would be really awesome if wewe would've explained why wewe feel that way.

wewe mentioned that Dave's character is basically ruined because of his humor. Last time I checked, audiences upendo a villain with a little humorous side. A villain that's too dark wouldn't appeal to younger audiences anyway (ooh, that reminds me of your "point" made earlier. hm . . .).

First and foremost about your thoughts on North Wind, it's a SEAL, not an OTTER. If wewe don't know the facts before wewe propose an argument, then you've basically ruined any chance of gaining support because people will believe wewe have no idea what you're talking about. Second, what makes wewe think Eva's only purpose is to be sexy? How do wewe know they're not also relaying the idea that women can be intelligent as well? Not to mention that from what I've seen in the trailers, Kowalski is the only one falling for her. wewe could've at least explained why it seemed that way to you.

The following paragraph is merely just my opinion of your argument about Classified, and has nothing to do about how wewe presented it. I must say, I do partially agree with your argument about the pompous Agent Classified, but I think it's pretty awesome that Skipper has someone in his same covert classification to be compared to, causing a humorous clash between the duo. And I believe he wants a little zaidi than just "taking the credit." How do wewe know he just doesn't want wanyama to be safe? How do wewe know he doesn't want some credit because he feels as though he needs the support from his team? Meaning, if he doesn't seem as though he made a success conceived with his help, he won't seem as important, and North Wind will see him as a failure? You'd be surprised what insecurity can drive someone to do. Of course, that is only my opinion, and I would not know until I watched the movie to make my own interpretation.

I have no problem if wewe like the movie au not. But if you're going to post a review for the whole world to see, DO IT RIGHT.

Now, did wewe see how I presented my counter-argument? I used examples from the trailers, and even other sinema to present my case. I also mentioned your side of the argument to help onyesha a contrast between my and your opinion, as to allow my readers to make up their own minds, rather than present one side and BOMBARD them with my opinion, presenting it as if it were solid fact. Your very vague descriptions of your opinions don't exactly tell anyone why they shouldn't watch it. All I see is, "Don't watch it because it's bad." If wewe would've just explained why it's bad, then wewe would've done just fine, and I wouldn't have alisema a word.

Lots of love, peacebaby7

To the fanguins, the main reason I wrote this is to make those who found the "review" unsettling realize how overly-critical this makala was. Based on the few maoni on her review, I see I'm not the only one who feels that her review could've been a lot better. I was not judging the fact that she didn't like the movie, but rather that she just needs to put zaidi thought into her reviews. Your thoughts on my thoughts on her thoughts?

pmmom38 and 27Kowalski like this

27Kowalski I couldn't have said it better myself. *claps*

peacebaby8 I won't get into your review too much because you clearly went out of your way to misread Inkoo Kang's (and therefore find a way to justify your butthurt), but here are a few thoughts: 1. Inkoo Kang is a woman. 2. She's seen the movie; she's a professional (and respected) film critic. 3. She didn't call the penguins uninspired; she called the movie uninspired. Check out the context. (Reading! It's fundamental!) And here's a bonus fourth: She HAS seen the movie, not just the trailer. That's what pros do.

CaptSkipper Film critics often get to see the movie before it's released. I assume it wasn't mentioned (or she forgot) that Short Fuse was a seal. I do hope there are more feel-y moments than she mentioned. Honestly, my biggest concern of the movie was that they'd put comedy over development and plot. I really hope they flesh their characters out more than what this review seems to claim.

27Kowalski @peacebaby8: Hey, slow down there, mister. First, what's with your username? Are you trying to mock the actual peacebaby7? Is that what you're trying to do? Because it looks like that to me, and, to be honest, I think it's quite rude. (Also, I find it really hard to believe it's a coincidence, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.) Second, how do you know all that? Do you know Miss Inkoo Kang personally or what? Did she tell you she's seen the movie? Because she doesn't say so in her so-called review. She talks about things everyone who's seen the trailers knows. Third, if she really saw the movie and paid attention to it she would've known the difference between a seal and an otter. Seriously, it's not that hard. Lastly, peacebaby7 (and I) might have misread the "uninspired Penguins" part, but all of her points still stand.

peacebaby7 @CaptSkipper: I did wonder about that, but she didn't seem to explain herself in such a way that made me think that. Personally, I think the movie will have some feel-y moments because of a couple of the small snippets in the trailers, but of course I won't know until I see it. @peacebaby8: Nice username. Nice to know I have an admirer. And you made an account just to waste your time with me, too? I'm touched. I'll have you know that I had no "butthurt" when I read her review (yes, I realized she was a woman after I'd written, and just didn't have the motivation to change it). I have no problem that she didn't like the movie, as I clearly stated in my argument. One of my closest friends doesn't even like it. Anyway, let's just say she saw the movie. Why did she not make this more clear? An awesome opening statement would've been something along the lines of, "I had the opportunity to view the [i]Penguins of Madagascar[/i] movie recently blah blah blah . . ." to let people know. Even without saying that, a proper review would've made it blatantly obvious that she'd seen it. If you think she's a respected film critic, that's your opinion. But if she really wants to give people insight on a movie, whether it's good or bad, she should really put more thought into her "reviews." If I had never been a fan of POM or the [i]Madagascar[/i] movies, reading her review on the movie wouldn't have let me know much about it. While you say I "went out of [my] way to misread" the article, I think she went out of her way to over-criticize the movie without telling anyone really anything about it. You're absolutely right! Reading is fundamental! Which is exactly why she should've clarified that she was talking about the movie itself instead of just the penguins, because it seemed more like she was talking about the penguins in the THREE times I read it over to fully understand her argument, or at least what I got out of it. If you're going to write a review, or write PERIOD, it's important to speak clerically if you want the majority of audiences to understand you. As someone who enjoys writing and reading, that's something I'm pretty certain I would know. Or is it just common sense? You be the judge. And to be fair, most of what I said still stands. She should've given a much better argument if she wanted people to take her seriously, and she definitely should've known the facts (again, seal, not an otter). If she would've supported herself better, I would've had nothing to say other than she has a right to her opinion. Lastly, your second and fourth thoughts are basically the same thing. (What was that about reading is fundamental again?)

peacebaby8 My first choice as username was "Ugh." It was taken, so I went with peacebaby8. It's not rude. Irreverent, maybe. But try not to get upset about something that doesn't matter, OK? It's akin to getting bent out of shape over a review of a movie you haven't seen. Ton answer your questions: I know all that because, yes, I know Inkoo personally. Not well, but I've been in a room with her on several occasions and had conversations with her. She's smart and she knows more about movies than most people, even other critics. It's not a "so-called review." It's a review. I can't speak to the seal/otter thing, but lots of film critics - including the great Roger Ebert, and Manohla Dargis, and A.O. Scott - get the occasional fact wrong in a movie review. That's what happens when you're watching a movie and writing notes in the dark. Or maybe she just thought the seal looked like an otter. On that you'd have to ask her. But even if I hadn't known she saw the movie, this line in her review kind of gives it away: "Ten seconds might be the longest length of time allowed to pass between nonstop nattering in “Penguins of Madagascar.” Not "...the longest length of time allowed to pass between nonstop nattering in THE TRAILER FOR 'Penguins of Madagascar.'" Or this line, which implies she knows how it ends: "Sure, there's a muddled lesson at the end, as tacked on as a Post-It on a piece of week-old cake." Or this line: "There isn't much to the film's story, and yet it's stuffed to the gills with plot." Like I wrote before: Reading! It's fundamental. And there's also this thing called context. I even looked it up so you'd get it: "[T]he circumstances that form the setting for an event, statement, or idea, and in terms of which it can be fully understood and assessed." You know, like referencing moments from the movie that aren't in the trailer. Like the ending. And, lastly, I'm trying to think how often film critics write explicitly in a review "I saw this movie" or some other relatively interchangeable phrase. Ugh. Talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight.

peacebaby8 Ugh (my preferred username!). I repeated myself because I wanted to make sure someone who has as hard a time reading as you do understood that point. And apparently it worked! You even brought it up! Maybe they'll accept you in AP English next year.

peacebaby7 @peacebaby8: I don't doubt her intelligence. I don't doubt her criticism. I doubt her review itself and its lack of clarity. Okay, fine. It's a review. You're absolutely, one hundred percent correct. It's just not written well. And to be fair, there weren't JUST trailer releases. There were two teaser scenes as well, which is what I thought she may have been referencing to. As far as the line about the ending, I did have my doubts on my argument with that as well, I'll admit. I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. But I wasn't wrong about everything, either. As far as the "stuffed to the gills" line, anyone can watch a few trailers and a couple teaser scenes and make an assumption about that. I also find it quite surprising that you feel as though you fully understand the word "context" when you didn't seem to have applied it to my thoughts. How much did you really read everything I'd previously stated, backing up all the way to the beginning of my article? Okay, she saw the movie. I was absolutely wrong about that. But I still stand my argument that she should've written a better review, one that presented more of a solid argument in why she didn't enjoy the movie. She never fully explained why she felt the way she did about most of her points. Why did she think it was uninspired? Unmoving? Unfunny? Short on fun? The only points she explained was her disliking of the references and her main reason she didn't like Dave. If she could've given a little more insight on that, that would've been fantastic, and this whole thing wouldn't have gotten started because, as I said, I uphold her right to her opinion. One has to give more clerical compensation to their own opinion if they want other's support. Yeah, you're right. Simply stating that a critic saw the movie is a bit ridiculous. She [i]obviously[/i] saw it if she's a "respected movie critic," right? But just because she saw it, it doesn't mean her review was good or commendable. Aw, how beautifully ignorant you are. No, I didn't call you stupid. Ignorant just means you don't know. I'll have you know I have no problem reading at all. In fact, as a JUNIOR in high school, I'm ALREADY in AP English, and acing it. Normally, seniors would be the ones taking it, but I'm just so advanced in reading and writing that I was accepted into the honors course. And to be perfectly honest, I don't care if you believe me or not, nor if you even think I deserve to be in the course. I know more about me than you do. And I think a knife is pretty good compared to a finger gun.

xDark_Angelx Mhh, I wouldn't really judge her review yet until we get the chance to see it. As of now, there's not much to go off of to either deny or agree with her claims. Next week, we can certainly determine if the review is appropriate judgement of the movie. Until then, as I said, simply ignore whatever is said about the movie. Yes, critics get a chance to see it beforehand, but I rarely read those because they either raise my expectations or lower them, unless I feel a movie is gonna bomb. And with expectations, they all drift away when we see the final project. I do hope it's good, honestly. They certainly deserve it. Based on the trailers, I'm not expecting anything epic or touching, simply a comedic film with unique characters. I really hope we get some heartwarming scenes, though. The four penguins basically being brothers would be great for the movie touch on.

peacebaby7 @xDark_Angelx: Yeah, I agree. I never denied her claims, per se. As I said at the end, my purpose in writing this was just to hopefully make some of the fanguins on here that were upset about it feel a little better. I also agree with your last statements. The over-judging some of her opinions mainly came from my first-reaction thoughts that she hadn't seen it. Despite that she has, I still would've liked to have known more "why" than just "what." I won't drag you into that, though.

peacebaby7 There we go, peacebaby8. I fixed my review to accurately align to the mistakes that I compelled you point out. Thanks again for being oh so helpful. I hope it satisfies you.

SJF_Penguin2 When I read Inkoo Kang's review two days ago (before this review of the review), my first thought was that I couldn't put much stock in the opinion of someone who thought Short Fuse was an otter. We all make mistakes, but we should all do our research and thoroughly proofread before making something public too. I tweeted the error directly to the author yesterday, but I have not heard back and I don't expect to. As for the content of the review, I think Kang didn't go into detail about why she didn't like something, because she didn't feel a need. She thought the film was "unfunny" probably because she didn't laugh in the theater; "unmoving" because it did not move or touch her personally; lacking purpose because she didn't think the [i]Madagascar[/i] franchise (or the world) needed it; et cetera. Her opinions are her opinions, and while I disagree with them based on what I have seen in the trailers and clips, she is entitled to leave the theater feeling nothing and to write a review about feeling nothing. What is most important is not what a critic who watches [i]Penguins of Madagascar[/i] once and then moves on to watching the next movie thinks but what the fans of the franchise, particularly fans of the penguins, think. DreamWorks did not make this spin-off to become the next [i]Wizard of Oz[/i] or [i]Citizen Kane[/i] or [i]Schindler's List[/i]. It wasn't made with a realistic expectation of winning a wheelbarrow full of the most prestigious Hollywood awards, and it won't. It was created mainly to appeal to those who already love the penguin characters, to those who already appreciate the humor of these cute and cuddly birds. From what I've seen so far, DreamWorks seems to have succeeded and will have a commercial success even if the movie gets only mixed critical reviews. That's why I wouldn't be surprised if we see [i]Penguins of Madagascar 2[/i] hitting theaters by the end of the decade.

peacebaby7 @SJF_Penguin2: Well said. I guess I just personally think going into a little more detail would've made her review a little more solid. Like I said, I mainly wrote this because I noticed a few fanguins on here upset about it, and I was only hoping to make them feel a little better. I also agree with what you said about the movie appealing to those who already love the penguins. The main reason I was defending myself earlier wasn't necessarily to prove my argument right, or hers wrong, but because I felt as though my intelligence was wrongly questioned. I may not be the smartest person on earth, but I'm not an idiot. And to have someone make an account for that purpose really set the fuse. I apologize if I seemed a bit boarish in my taking up for myself.

Penguins of madagascar- the alliance

posted by xi_omega

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private were in their secret base under Centeral Park Zoo playing cards and eating samon, it was a very quiet siku at the zoo, Julian had gone on holiday, most of the zoo wanyama had been up all night and so were asleep. At that point the sonar system on Kowalski's computer had picked up something, the penguins then abandoned their game and slid to the screen "Kowalski, analysis" alisema Skipper putting his fins his hips, Kowalski turned to Skipper "sir it seems that three objects of different sizes are heading this way at incredible speeds"
"Right, Rico we need weapons,...

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Penguins/corpse party: chapter 3.....no hope left

posted by spmana123

There he was, all kwa himself, standing in the long dark corridor all kwa himself, only just waking up about a saa ago, Kowalski was worried about where he was, nervous, he continued to walk threw the dark hallways, hoping to find someone au something to know where he was..

Kowalski: skipper! Rico! Julien! Where are wewe guys?! This isn't funny if this is a joke!, wait a second...what's this on the wall?

On the ukuta was a notice on the wall, saying a notice to all the faculty and staff to heavenly host elementary. Kowalski froze and begin to tremble with fear, a cold sweat began to go down his...

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Operation: Family, part 4

posted by queenpalm

Kowalski, Ivy, and Private ran frantically into the lab. Kowalski ran and locked all possible exits. Johnson, Rico, Skipper, and Ru didn't even bother trying to get in. They were ready to fight.
Ivy flopped down on the floor, gasping for breath. Private held her flipper and asked her what was wrong. Ivy just moaned.
The penguins watched as the lab door slammed shut and locked. Rica slowly walked forward, still bouncing the bat.
"Just wait till she finally get's a piece of us," Skipper said, getting into the fighting position.
Rico and Johnson did the same without the talking. Ru slinked back....

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Operation: Family, part 3

posted by queenpalm

Skipper grabbed Ru's flipper. "Until further notice, wewe are officially our prisoner."
"What!" Ru exclaimed. "What did I do! It was Rica's fault!"
"Blame game, it just doesn't work on the Skipper."
Ru struggled, but Skipper's grasp was firm. She gave up.
"I'll go get Rica, I'm sure we can straighten things out," Ru said.
"We can't trust anyone right now."
"Of course we can, Skipper," Ivy said. "As I say, Marafiki are enemies, but family wewe can trust forever."
"You say that?" Kowalski asked.
"Whatever, wewe take this way too logical."
"We trust no one," Skipper exclaimed.
They burst into argument. Ru again...

cabin, kibanda fever:chapter 2

posted by spmana123

Today was the day, the siku we would start our relaxing weekend away from this zoo and just enjoy ourselfs, everybody was ready expect for Kowalski, who alisema he was going to get our "transportation", and told us to wait there.

"Where could he be?, I want to go now!" alisema julien impatiently.

"He'll be here" I said, hoping I was right.

"Woohoo!!, vacation, finally, I've been pooped out all week" alisema Rico, cuddling with ms.perky.

"That's the spirit Rico, I've been wanting this vacation too" alisema private, making sure all his stuff was together.

"Oh, he's here!" alisema mort jumping up and down excitedly....

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A New Crush Chapter 2

posted by Number1SkippFan

hujambo this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :) This fanfic is about a girl penguin, auk coming to the zoo and falls for Skipper.

Hi Kat welcome to the zoo! I'm Private this is Kowalski, that's Rico and that's-oww! Skippa what was that for? Private stop that nonsense wewe know she could be a spy! Oh Skipper don't start that please! She's no spy! alisema Kowalski.

While my new roommates were arguing I was feeling weird, I've never felt this feeling, it's just... weird. I couldn't stop staring at them, au maybe just that short one, Skipper I think.

So are wewe a spy for Blowhole??? Skipper asked sounding...

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Skipper's Family - Chpt.4 Prank War and Twinstincts!

posted by Random-Partier

"Psst! Skipper! Get up," whispered Sky into his ear-hole whilst shaking him. After a few seconds, Skipper opened his eyes groggily and sat up to look at her. "Why the duce did wewe wake me up SO early?" he asked, slipping out of bed. Sky grinned sheepishly, pulled out the back up calendar and pointed to the date. 'March 31st - April 7th, Prank Week' thought Skipper flatly. "Alright, I'm up. So what's the pranking agenda of the day?" quieried Skipper as he raised a nonexistent eyebrow.
"Ohhhhhh Skippy, THINK FAST!" shouted Emily, appearing in front of them with a rope wrapped around her webbed...

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Hidden: (8) Caught In the Act

posted by peacebaby7

No.

Wrong.

This isn't happening.

It's all a dream.

It's all a horrible nightmare that will soon be awaken from and everything will be back to normal.

The lights were turned back on and Leonard looked around at the faces of the other zoo animals. He was expecting shock, au anger, au maybe a combination of both. But instead he saw frightened expressions. All of them were afraid of him now? He thought about the amount of residue that showed up on his paws. How did that get there? It was impossible! How was that dog doing this? Once again the bunny hopped through his memory. He was small, so sneaking...

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Warriors of Night ~6~ ~Ending~

posted by winkies77

The end is near...in part two of the Ending XD (P.S. this is going to be short I did this early in the morning so...yawn!)
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HQ
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The penguins finally reached their habitat and sighed with almost relief 'till they opened the hatch.

"Skipper!" Kowalski shouted with joy.

Sophia jerked her head around. "Aw 'come on!"

Skipper and Sophia started challenging each other. They went on and on and on and on of trash talk and on and on and on.....

"OH FOR PENGUIN'S SAKE! JUST FIGHT ALREADY!" Kowalski scowled.

Sophia and Skipper looked at him with shocked looks, well, not Sophia anyway.

Private and Rico untied Kowalski and hugged him. Kowalski was just glad he didn't have to do pick up lines anymore. (Yet.)

Sophia and Skipper started air kicks and flung at each other.

Who will win?
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Sorry its short I'm sleepy

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Hidden: (4) The Wrong Investigation

posted by peacebaby7

Leonard remained speechless. He knew that if he took up a conversation with someone he'd end up spilling it. He turned around and leaned against his tree, clenching to the bark. Suddenly, the night air seemed to thicken and kubeba down on him. Private waddled up a few steps until he was standing just behind Leonard.

"Leonard...if wewe don't tell us what happened, there's nothing we can do to help. We can protect you, Leonard. Help us to help you." Private pleaded.

Leonard closed his eyes. "You don't understand what's at stake."

"But Leonard, if wewe don't tell us, the other zoo wanyama may be put...

New York's New Year's Tale

posted by LeonardFan

It was exactly 20 dakika to midnight before New Year’s Eve. Fortunately for them, all the zoosters were too preoccupied kwa much zaidi important stuff, despite the strong, cold reverberating wind blasting the zoo, opting instead to vicariously anticipate the last 20 dakika of 2012 and the coming of 2013.

“How are those midnight snacks of yours coming Private?” Skipper asked.

“Almost done giving them to everyone Skipper” he replied happily as he gave one piece of chicken ham sandwich, sandwichi and matunda upendo smoothie drink to Rico. “Here wewe go Rico, enjoy, I made the smoothie with love!”...

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Hidden: (2) Vivid Catastrophe

posted by peacebaby7

"Are wewe sure you're okay? wewe really don't seem to be yourself." Private urged.

It didn't take long for the penguins to make it back to the zoo. They had just stopped kwa the koala habitat to drop Leonard off.

"I'm fine. Just please, leave me alone. I just want to be alone, okay?" Leonard insisted.

Private looked at him with doubt in his eyes. He could sense that something was wrong, he only wished Leonard would tell them. Rico stepped on the gas and they went on to their habitat. "I still think something is wrong with him..." Private told the others.

"Well, if it's really worth worrying about,...

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Hidden: (1) Murder in the Junkyard

posted by peacebaby7

It was a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The sun was now only a semi-circle peaking over the horizon. All was peaceful, a nice cool breeze swung through the trees and gates of the habitats, and colorful butterflies flew through the air. It all would've remained peaceful if a certain quadrant of penguin, auk commandos hadn't chosen today to test Kowalski's new invention.

"Okay Kowalski, what do we have this time?" Skipper asked his lieutenant. The four of them were on their habitat's island.

"Skipper, I have invented..." He got ready to rip the sheet from over-top his latest invention....

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penguin, auk, alka Bloopers: The Battling Best; humanized (a mostar1219 fanfic)

posted by peacebaby7

link

link (AKA Monique. Since this is her fanfic, she will play the director.)

Excerpt:

The team was invited to participate in a fighting tournament. They will each be going against an enemy that they have some sort of connection to, yet never met before, but, they'd have to fight individually.
"Listen up, team. Today is the big day. We've done extra training for two weeks for this. Just because we'll be mgawanyiko, baidisha up for this doesn't mean that we won't be the champs. If we're going to be strong on the outside, we're going to start kwa being strong on the inside and be confident that we'll take home...

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Classic Songs Converted into POM

posted by SuperRico

Classic songs converted into POM

I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if wewe like it!

London Bridge

Penguin bridge is blow-ing up!
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up!
Penguin bridge is blow-ing up!
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an arrow with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!

Old McDonald

Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and...

The 10 heroes, chapter one.

posted by ImAnEasel

Author's note: This fanfiction is kind of a kuvuka, msalaba between The Penguins Of Madagascar and Avatar: The Last Airbender, though, to be honest, the only ATLA in it is quite a bit of element bending. No ATLA characters, au settings. Just the idea of element bending. The rest is TPOM and my own imagination. Oh and, kwa the way, I'm so sorry for being a rubbish fanfiction writer and never ever finishing my other fanfictions. I hope I'll finish this one, because I have the ending planned out in my head, unlike most of my other ffs... Anyway, enjoy! Oh wait, one zaidi thing: Squeak and Chloe are my OCs....

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The Price of Friendship Chapter Two Humanized Fanfic

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

Private screamed as the rock zoomed towards him.
There was a loud explosion right behind the huge man's feet. Private and Kowalski flew over the rock and onto the hard, damp ground from the force of the explosion.
The huge man had been blown up.
Kowalski grimaced as bit's of charred flesh and splinters of bone rained down on him. He looked up to see who had blown up the man.
Rico was coming out of the trees.
Kowalski yelled in joy and was running over to him when he heard Private scream again. He turned to see Hans standing over Private, about to stab a kisu into his throat.
Kowalski bent...

Look Out, New York ch 3-Not Another One!

posted by queenpalm

Ivy's point of view:

"Hey, Lame-o," Alice said. "Get out of there. The zoo isn't even open yet."
Kowalski turned around and saw her. She laid a plank of wood down and told Kowalski to kuvuka, msalaba it. He obeyed, then Alice led him to the entrance/exit. The device (that's what I call it) was laying on the ground.
"No, Kowalski!" Skipper cried.
He got out of our mduara, duara and almost stepped on the device.
"Wait!" Private cried, at the same time Skipper almost stepped on it.
Skipper just looked at Private, and continued. Private tackled him, to prevent him from becoming human.
"What are wewe doing?" Skipper...

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New Info About Doris! And Some Other Stuff.

posted by garr9988

On Doris' Madagascar Wiki page, it says that she will be voiced kwa Calista Flockhart! So far, we also know that there MIGHT (it is not confirmed, but people think it's possible) be a upendo trianlge between Dr. Blowhole, Doris, and Kowalski. We also know that from the "Penguin Who Loved Me" poster that she might not have a Segway.
Also on the wiki, it says that it will be the last Dr. Blowhole special(however, I haven't found that anywhere else, and Wikia's can be modified kwa anyone, so this may not be true.) If wewe guys know anything else, plz tell me and/or post/comment!

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 9 The Military

posted by MadagascarGirl

Katherine paused and closed her eyes to stop the tears.
“Your grandparents were special persons...” she said. Skipper put his flipper on her shoulder.
“Katherine, they died for save wewe all, they’re the heroes” he said. Katherine opened eyes and smiled.
“Ok, I woke up on the inayofuata day...”

Flashback

Katherine opened her eyes, she was laying on a kitanda in an old ship. There was a little dark, she turned to Karen who was sitting on a chair. She wasn’t sad, now, she was angry at Blowhole.
“Where are we?”
“We’ll be soon in China” Karen said.
“China?”
“It’s a... nevermind,...