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Okay. I just read the makala myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if wewe can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give au take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If wewe wanted to give a proper review, wewe should've first aliyopewa much zaidi information on how the movie could've been improved and WHY the points wewe mentioned were wrong, rather than just stating WHAT was wrong. wewe want to talk big words and over-analyzing faults? Try this on, Ms. Inkoo Kang.

wewe have focused too much on the film's faults, giving only one side to your argument. To provide a solid and sound argument, one must point out why the other side to the argument is wrong. Allow me to demonstrate.

wewe claim the penguins are "unfunny, unmoving, and uninspired," but wewe never explained why wewe think so. I'll have wewe know many think the penguins are funny at least at times. Whether it's a one-liner ("We killed 'em and ate their livers.") au it's just an action (Come on, the penguins playing at the train controls in the third film was a little funny. Just a little.), there's at least one thing the penguins have done to make someone laugh. Even if they haven't for you, doesn't mean they're necessarily "unfunny." wewe just have a different sense of humor, I presume.

As far as "unmoving," I admit the penguins haven't had many "moving" moments in the "Madagascar" trilogy. However, as far as the trailers go, wewe have to admit, Skipper bringing the young hatchling (Private) into his brotherhood was just a little moving. Of course, I wouldn't know this until I watched the movie, especially since wewe didn't explain why wewe felt it was unmoving yourself.

"Uninspired"? Do wewe know not the meaning? Inspired; adjective: aroused, animated, au imbued with the spirit to do something, kwa au as if kwa Supernatural au divine influence (dictionary.reference.com). What makes wewe think the movie is uninspired? I'm thinking it might be inspired to, I don't know, make people laugh. There's probably some better message in the movie as well, since, from what I've seen from DreamWorks, there always is if wewe think hard enough. I have yet to figure out what it is myself, since I obviously haven't seen it, but I'm sure I can come up with something. My guess is that it'd be along the lines of brotherhood au something, but I don't know yet.

Speaking of, wewe say the film has a "distinct lack of purpose." Which sinema do wewe think has a purpose? It would have been absolutely fantastic for wewe to have aliyopewa us some examples for why wewe believe the movie has no purpose (you have a right to uphold your opinion, but wewe have to support it if wewe want others to agree with you). Furthermore, what would've aliyopewa the movie purpose for you? Your thoughts on that would've been nice. wewe also mentioned that the movie "caters to an audience that doesn't exist" because of the references not many people would get. How would wewe know that? My best friend is a shabiki of a onyesha I've never even heard of until he told me he liked it. How do wewe know no one will understand those references? While many people will not, it still brings a smile to the face of those who would get that reference. Additionally, the movie may still bring a smile to the face of the unknowing "eight-year-olds" because I would imagine it still has funny moments. Even if they don't get a reference, doesn't mean they won't find it funny (I've found references funny without fully understanding them. I know I'm not the only one). I realize I'm ignorant to if these references will be funny au not, but then again, not everyone has the same sense of humor as I.

wewe alisema that there "isn't much to the film's story, yet it's stuffed to the gills with plot." If there's one thing I've noticed about DreamWork's films, it's that it's never just a story. The "Madagascar" trilogy relays the message that nyumbani isn't where wewe are, but who you're with. "Shrek" is a story about acceptance, correlating to the idea that everyone's different, and that's okay, and wewe have to accept yourself and others to truly be happy. "Kung Fu Panda" sends a message in that to accomplish anything, wewe have to first believe in yourself ("There is no secret ingredient"). It all starts with you. Even if this movie is an exception to this idea, it would be really awesome if wewe would've explained why wewe feel that way.

wewe mentioned that Dave's character is basically ruined because of his humor. Last time I checked, audiences upendo a villain with a little humorous side. A villain that's too dark wouldn't appeal to younger audiences anyway (ooh, that reminds me of your "point" made earlier. hm . . .).

First and foremost about your thoughts on North Wind, it's a SEAL, not an OTTER. If wewe don't know the facts before wewe propose an argument, then you've basically ruined any chance of gaining support because people will believe wewe have no idea what you're talking about. Second, what makes wewe think Eva's only purpose is to be sexy? How do wewe know they're not also relaying the idea that women can be intelligent as well? Not to mention that from what I've seen in the trailers, Kowalski is the only one falling for her. wewe could've at least explained why it seemed that way to you.

The following paragraph is merely just my opinion of your argument about Classified, and has nothing to do about how wewe presented it. I must say, I do partially agree with your argument about the pompous Agent Classified, but I think it's pretty awesome that Skipper has someone in his same covert classification to be compared to, causing a humorous clash between the duo. And I believe he wants a little zaidi than just "taking the credit." How do wewe know he just doesn't want wanyama to be safe? How do wewe know he doesn't want some credit because he feels as though he needs the support from his team? Meaning, if he doesn't seem as though he made a success conceived with his help, he won't seem as important, and North Wind will see him as a failure? You'd be surprised what insecurity can drive someone to do. Of course, that is only my opinion, and I would not know until I watched the movie to make my own interpretation.

I have no problem if wewe like the movie au not. But if you're going to post a review for the whole world to see, DO IT RIGHT.

Now, did wewe see how I presented my counter-argument? I used examples from the trailers, and even other sinema to present my case. I also mentioned your side of the argument to help onyesha a contrast between my and your opinion, as to allow my readers to make up their own minds, rather than present one side and BOMBARD them with my opinion, presenting it as if it were solid fact. Your very vague descriptions of your opinions don't exactly tell anyone why they shouldn't watch it. All I see is, "Don't watch it because it's bad." If wewe would've just explained why it's bad, then wewe would've done just fine, and I wouldn't have alisema a word.

Lots of love, peacebaby7

To the fanguins, the main reason I wrote this is to make those who found the "review" unsettling realize how overly-critical this makala was. Based on the few maoni on her review, I see I'm not the only one who feels that her review could've been a lot better. I was not judging the fact that she didn't like the movie, but rather that she just needs to put zaidi thought into her reviews. Your thoughts on my thoughts on her thoughts?
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The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They debate amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best pancakes with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with wewe men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...
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posted by peacebaby7
    The only way I can even have a chance at ending this is if I try to get them out of the way. If I can’t bring myself to fight them, they’ll only be another roadblock keeping me from beating Blowhole once and for all. The only thing I can think of to do is leave them out cold until I can figure out what to do.

    Now, I may be strong, and I may be fast. But to think that I can just charge straight into this and expect to be able to give a little knock to each of their craniums and expect them to be out long enough for me to do what I needed to...
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posted by SJF_Penguin2
Author's note: After having the idea for this Penguins of Madagascar story for several months, I finally decided to start uandishi it in December 2012. I would have liked to publish it on FanFiction.net as well, but I am unable to do so because my story contains a few non-fictional people. I suppose this could be considered my first "real-person fiction" story, though I prefer to think of it as a unique hybrid. You'll soon see why. Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment only. All dialogue, opinions, and plot events are the invention of the author.

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posted by CoolNala
Part 1 - The Lost Otter
Setting: A ngome near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King otter continues to tafuta for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years zamani one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...
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 The North Face of Mount Everest
The North Face of Mount Everest
Meanwhile, Private has to go save his friends, but he was also afraid of going there alone. He finds out that the Yeti has taken all their belongings, too...

Private: [Panics] "What am I supposed to do, now? I should’ve known this wasn’t a perfect Holiday Destination."

Private plucks up the Courage and follows the Yeti’s Tracks to the Dark Cave. He is surprised when he sees no Yetis in the Entrance of the Cave…

Private: "Perhaps they’ve gone deeper inside!"

Private turns on his Torch and goes deeper inside the Cave. This is getting creepier and creepier! At last, he finds his friends...
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Source: Me, the pencils, me using the pencils...
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Source: LINDOS E LINDAS !!!
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Here is a video that I just saw that made me go crazy.
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This is a very cute video :-D
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summer nights
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rico
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skilene
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Source: Me :)
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Source: Me and GIMP.
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Source: Me
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I just used pictures. This song is so pretty♥
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Penguins of Madagascar
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Source: Me