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Ugh. This is me, Nori if wewe dumbasses don't know who the hell is talking right now. Anyway, I thought to myself in the aqua-theatre. (because we were meant to put on a skill onyesha at that time) that I shouldn't be in the fucking position I was then. I was bored to death, and Blowhole kept biting the trainers and sometimes the trainers thought that relations in the same tanks were a bad influence on each other. But I managed. Until 'That Day.' Oh, was it pity. Blowhole was jumping through the ring of moto for a retarded trick that the humans had suggested for him to do. As though I jumped through a ring of ice. moto vs Ice. Of course, it was so cold, that my flipper got caught onto it and froze. I was struggling as my frozen pain started spreading, freezing me as I was trying to get to the Ring Of moto to melt it, as the fucking humans kept moving the hoop so I wouldn't get 'Burnt.' I was so pissed off now that when the 'Ring Of Fire' incident happened it was only a matter of fucking fact that Blowhole pulled the
ring of moto into the water, putting out the fire. Of course, he had a bleeding eye but that was gross. Erm, yeah it looked so DAMN painful that I had forgotten about my motherfucking frozen flipper now spreaduing to my body. I could feel this cold chill start to take charge of me and I just laid there. Of course Blowhole had to be fucking OK not giving a crap about his ALMOST DEAD SISTER. This is why I carry a gun around whenever I'm near him. Anyway, the ice gradually began to melt, but they HAD to chill it THAT cold that it took like 3 hours to melt! Anyway I woke up and I was in a lair full of gadgetry and i was thinking 'WTF?' But Blowhole came to me riding on a Segway with a mechanical eye giving me a rather evil smirk. Only to find out that I was trapped. I got so fucking pissed off at him that he explained the whole damn thing. He trapped me because he was 'testing' out this new thing he built. Oh and also he got me a Segway - WITH NO WHEELS! But I was let free and got onto the wheel-less Segway, only to se that it was HOVERCRAFT! Blowhole got so JEALOUS, that I rubbed it in his face just out of boredom. :P Hope wewe liked it! Though wewe probably didn't. :L
posted by IamAngel624
Just a little drabble I wrote up, my theories as to why Blowhole is crazy and wants to flood the world and hates Skipper. This will probably be COMPLETELY different from what actually happened, but oh well. Just something to tide us all over until Febuary 15th.

Title sucks, I know, but it's the best I could come up with. :-/

I might write another story soon, too. If I haev the time. I wanna write a Skipper/Marlene/Blowhole story. Insane, I know. :P

And I believe I've officially become Blowhole's number-one fan. On this website, at least. ^^;

Oh, and the bit where he's beached and a bila mpangilio guy puts...
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Everyone landed in different places around the rainforest.

Marlene and Icicle stood-up and began to tafuta for everyone else.

"Uggh! What's up with Skipper?" asked Marlene, "He keeps messing with me and thinks that he can boss me around! What's wrong with him?"

"Uhh, girl." Icicle alisema while fighting through the leaves, "Don't wewe think that Skipper does that to protect you?"

"Well, sometimes. But still...Yea, whatever." Marlene jumped over the root blocking her way. "Why can't he see that I can take care of myself? I don't want him to think of me as a weak, damsel in distress. I want to be more."...
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posted by skipperluvs
Chapter Two

“Rico. Rico. Rico, wake up.” Rico heard his name being called repeatedly and fluttered his eyes open. The voice was so rich and sweet, he hoped it was who he thought it was.

“Marlene???” Rico whispered. His eyes were blurry and then they got into focus, making the shape of an angry penguin, auk and a slightly younger one to his side.

“RICO! Where are my magazines?” Skipper demanded. He didn’t hear Rico say Marlene at first.

“Marlene.” Rico sat up and wiped his eyes with his flippers. He looked around and found his doll. Her arm had came off when he had thrown her aside...
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posted by knocktimerico
“I wonder what’s taking him so long,” Marlene mumbled to herself. She was sprawled out across her bed, staring up at the ceiling of her habitat, thinking about Skipper. She checked the clock, “it’s been almost an hour. I hope his team took it well.”

Marlene began to get anxious, not because she wanted to know what the other penguins thought of their relationship, but because she wanted to see Skipper again. Ever since the first time she laid eyes on the strapping penguin, auk she knew that there was something about him that attracted her to him. It could have been his sleek black and...
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Note To Self,

It’s been nearly a month. I’m not sure what happened, but Skipper is in the worst shape of his life. Private and I have both made various attempts to talk to him, but he refuses to say a word. On another note, he won’t eat his fish, anymore. Private tells me that he somehow feels responsible. I somehow doubt it. But, with the way things are looking, who knows what’s wrong with Skipper? I only wish that he would tell me something. It wouldn’t even have to be about this situation. I simply need to know if he’s still sane.

Besides, he’s starting to frighten Private....
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posted by Cornflak
“What’s going on, Skippa?” Private appeared from behind the conversing crowd that had gathered near the fishbowl ladder. This cluster of wanyama now included the four penguins and Marlene, who appeared to have brought along some important news.

“We’ve received word that Alice and her coworkers are planning some sort of diabolical meeting at the Zoovenir.” Kowalski answered, instead. Marlene was quick to intervene, though.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa! I did not say anything about it being diabolical!” the otter claimed with her hands of her hips. She had only been there for probably 8 minutes...
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posted by rico911910
s=skipper,k=kowalski,p=privat,D:derater
The Hidden
take one action
S:Pop chemsha bongo troups what can't we trust?
K:...What?(every body looks at him)what are we rolling?
S:Aaa kinda!
K:Ow sarry sarry aaa can we restart that?
Good again sarry.

take two and action
S:Pop chemsha bongo troups what...what aaaa? whats my lines again?
P:(he wispers to skipper)What can't we trust.
S:we can't trust needals thats for shore.
K:I think he means thats your lines.
S:Ow can we restart agian.
D:Alright lets take it froom the juu then.

take three and action
S:Pop chemsha bongo troups what can't we trust?
K:Three siku old sterfy moombeens.
S:Right? What...
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added by PripperNKicoFan
Source: Penguins Of Madagascar Promo Graphics
added by 27Kowalski
Source: Operation: Antarctica
added by Dythloar
Source: facing the most geek one
added by JHNguyen93
Source: @Rschooley
posted by peacebaby7
This is really kind of for my benefit, so I can have a quick way to get to my ff's, but I put a brief description in case you're interested.

Although, I highly recommend wewe redirect to my FanFiction account to see revised and improved versions of these stories if wewe plan on kusoma them. Additionally, I have officially stopped posting my stories on fanpop as of June 30, 2017, so there are chapters, installments, and other stories that will not be here. To see my full archive, click link to see my fanfiction.net account. wewe can post a guest review if wewe don't have an account (please do!)....
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added by SJF_Penguin2
Source: DreamWorks/SJF_Penguin2
added by AnxiousSoul
Source: 18nd2z.gif
Note: So, I found this site that would write a story for wewe if wewe just filled in the information and I did it for the heck of it. The result was just too funny NOT to share. I hope wewe get a good kick out of this like I did.

Two Spiteful Uncles Thinking to the Beat
A Short Story
by peacebaby7

Dave the Octopus looked at the giant map in his hands and felt happy.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his tense surroundings. He had always loved cold a submarine with its muddy, miniature metal walls. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy.

Then he saw something in the distance,...
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Dream 02.13.15

Note: Well, anyone who knows me had to know I was going to do a Skilene one eventually. Happy Valentine’s!

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Unable to sleep, Skipper pulled himself topside for some fresh air. He had that nightmare again, the same one he’d been having every night for a week. He hadn’t told anyone about it yet—partly because it was really disturbing him, and partly because he didn’t want anybody worrying about him.

He ran his flippers over his face and knelt kwa the pool to look at his reflection. He could tell that he was tired with the circles around his eyes. The team had seemed...
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Insanity 02.02.15

Warning: This chapter is rated T for some disturbing images. If wewe want to ask me what to expect in a comment, feel free to do so.

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“Boss,” called a lobster, kamba minion as he approached the villainous dolphin, Dr. Blowhole. “Boss, we’re—ready when wewe are,” he alisema uneasily.

Dr. Blowhole grinned coldly and turned to him with a burning eye. “Excellent, Red One. Prepare the operating table,” he purred.

The lobster, kamba swallowed and nodded, exiting without another word.

Blowhole looked back into the mirror, looking at the bandages around his right eye, his grin fading...
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added by peacebaby7
Source: Penguins of Madagascar Movie
posted by peacebaby7
Author's Note: Finally, a homework assignment I WANT to do! My English teacher told us that we had to write a "frame story," au a story about someone telling a story. She alisema it could be any genre, and about anything we wanted (as long as it's school appropriate, of course). Naturally, I took the opportunity to write this. I was actually planning on making it a Denmark story when I first thought of it, but then my brain said, "LOL, nope." Anywho, I hope wewe enjoy kusoma my homework assignment as much as I enjoyed making it! LOL, that sounds weird.

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Skipper stood on juu of the penguins’...
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