The penguins are all practicing their moves on juu of the ice floe. Marlene wakes up and notices something different about the penguins. Kowalski's missing, but there are still four penguins. So who's the new girl?
She decides to check it out. She walked into their habitat.
"Hey, guys!" she announced.
"Hello, Marlene." alisema Private. Marlene walked right up to the girl penguin.
"I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself right, my name is Marlene. Welcome to the zoo."
"Um… thanks. I think." the girl penguin, auk replied
"I live in the habitat right across. So if wewe ever need some girl time, let me know." Marlene continued
"Uh… okay…"
"By the way, what's your name?"
"Kowalski."
Marlene stopped talking. "You're kidding, right?"
"I am not, Marlene."
"Girls! Stop jibber jabbing! Kowalski, turn kick punch!" Skipper shouted. Rico knocked Kowalski down.
"Sorry, Skipper. I got distracted." Kowalski got up and brushed herself off.
Rico and Kowalski got into fight positions. kwa now Marlene had left.
"You know, she is kind of cute. I can see why skipper likes her."
Rico growled. The tone was almost – jealous? Nah, it couldn't be. But still, Kowalski couldn't shake that nagging feeling. The feeling that everything wrong was right and everything right was wrong.
They fought for a while. Then when training was done, Skipper came over to Kowalski.
"Yes, Skipper?" Kowalski asked.
"I've been thinking… we should call wewe something different. A better name than Kowalski right now, as perceived to your… attributes."
"I already have a few in mind. Kam, Kim, au Katrina. Partially, I like Kam. But it's not like I'm going to be this way forever, I'll have the cure ready in a few days."
"Then Kam it is." they shook flippers, and headed down into the HQ.
Kam started down the ladder. Rico's eyes looked disappointed. Kam saw. She shuddered when she got all the way down. A relationship with RICO? That was… that was…
…Not that bad an idea. She shuddered again.
Kam went into her lab to think. She had always been raised straight. It wasn't in her nature to suddenly shift from her teachings. Rico, on the other hands, had been inaonyesha signs of Bisexuality for months. So if she, with her male macho mind, dated another guy… would that make HER gay? Kam paced, contemplating her fate. She needed to talk to someone.
It was time for some girl talk. She poured a few liquids together. After all, no one would know what she was up to. Then she got up and snuck out into Marlene's habitat.
"Oh, good, just in time!" Marlene wasn't even startled kwa her sudden appearance. "Listen, I talked to some of the zerophilliadic frogs. They alisema they'll let wewe borrow DNA if it'll help."
"Thanks, but not right now. I need to talk to you."
"okay, go on."
"It's about Rico."
Marlene smiled. "You like him, don't you?"
"Wha – no I don't!" Marlene just smiled at her. Kam sighed.
"I think HE likes ME. But I need advice. I'm a man! A macho – macho man! And I'm going to be a man again in a few days."
"Well, you're not looking very macho macho manly right now." she replied. Her eyes turned dreamy. "Now Skipper…" realizing she alisema too much, she snapped her jaw shut. But it was too late.
"I knew it!" Kam said. "You and Skipper have a thing for each other!"
"Oh- oh, no, it was just an example."
"Sure."
"The point is. wewe are FEMALE. wewe can go out with Rico! That still qualifies wewe as straight, doesn't it?"
"I'm not sure… I would think, but I just don't know."
"Well, just go with the flow. Whatever happens, happens." "Okay. Bye, Marlene. Thanks."
"Anytime, Kowalski. Anytime.
She decides to check it out. She walked into their habitat.
"Hey, guys!" she announced.
"Hello, Marlene." alisema Private. Marlene walked right up to the girl penguin.
"I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself right, my name is Marlene. Welcome to the zoo."
"Um… thanks. I think." the girl penguin, auk replied
"I live in the habitat right across. So if wewe ever need some girl time, let me know." Marlene continued
"Uh… okay…"
"By the way, what's your name?"
"Kowalski."
Marlene stopped talking. "You're kidding, right?"
"I am not, Marlene."
"Girls! Stop jibber jabbing! Kowalski, turn kick punch!" Skipper shouted. Rico knocked Kowalski down.
"Sorry, Skipper. I got distracted." Kowalski got up and brushed herself off.
Rico and Kowalski got into fight positions. kwa now Marlene had left.
"You know, she is kind of cute. I can see why skipper likes her."
Rico growled. The tone was almost – jealous? Nah, it couldn't be. But still, Kowalski couldn't shake that nagging feeling. The feeling that everything wrong was right and everything right was wrong.
They fought for a while. Then when training was done, Skipper came over to Kowalski.
"Yes, Skipper?" Kowalski asked.
"I've been thinking… we should call wewe something different. A better name than Kowalski right now, as perceived to your… attributes."
"I already have a few in mind. Kam, Kim, au Katrina. Partially, I like Kam. But it's not like I'm going to be this way forever, I'll have the cure ready in a few days."
"Then Kam it is." they shook flippers, and headed down into the HQ.
Kam started down the ladder. Rico's eyes looked disappointed. Kam saw. She shuddered when she got all the way down. A relationship with RICO? That was… that was…
…Not that bad an idea. She shuddered again.
Kam went into her lab to think. She had always been raised straight. It wasn't in her nature to suddenly shift from her teachings. Rico, on the other hands, had been inaonyesha signs of Bisexuality for months. So if she, with her male macho mind, dated another guy… would that make HER gay? Kam paced, contemplating her fate. She needed to talk to someone.
It was time for some girl talk. She poured a few liquids together. After all, no one would know what she was up to. Then she got up and snuck out into Marlene's habitat.
"Oh, good, just in time!" Marlene wasn't even startled kwa her sudden appearance. "Listen, I talked to some of the zerophilliadic frogs. They alisema they'll let wewe borrow DNA if it'll help."
"Thanks, but not right now. I need to talk to you."
"okay, go on."
"It's about Rico."
Marlene smiled. "You like him, don't you?"
"Wha – no I don't!" Marlene just smiled at her. Kam sighed.
"I think HE likes ME. But I need advice. I'm a man! A macho – macho man! And I'm going to be a man again in a few days."
"Well, you're not looking very macho macho manly right now." she replied. Her eyes turned dreamy. "Now Skipper…" realizing she alisema too much, she snapped her jaw shut. But it was too late.
"I knew it!" Kam said. "You and Skipper have a thing for each other!"
"Oh- oh, no, it was just an example."
"Sure."
"The point is. wewe are FEMALE. wewe can go out with Rico! That still qualifies wewe as straight, doesn't it?"
"I'm not sure… I would think, but I just don't know."
"Well, just go with the flow. Whatever happens, happens." "Okay. Bye, Marlene. Thanks."
"Anytime, Kowalski. Anytime.