Cole: wewe have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
Phoebe: Neither do you.

Phoebe: "I'm making supu for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl. I guess that's my new role, just making supu for Cole."

Cole: Uh, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Cole! What are wewe doing here?
Cole: Well, I got a call from one of the tenants saying that, uh,
Wonder Woman was terrorising the landlord.

Cole: I'm a one woman demon.

Piper:"You were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
Piper:"Did you?"
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
Piper:"Was he?"
Phoebe:"Uh huh."

(when cole and phoebe are fighting and he lands on juu of her)
Phoebe: If wewe wanted to be on juu you...

Once upon a time on an ordinary day
I met this guy who came across my way
He was the only one I could rely on
How could I know I was living in some kind of fairytale

I thought he was mine forever
I thought we ought to be together
Guess I should have seen this one coming

‘Cause I’ve been crying
And I’ve been dying
When I think about the upendo we made
While I’m trying to hide the tears on my face
I wish I could turn back time
I wish I could make wewe mine
Once again we would be lovers forever
We were meant to be together

Now I’m spending my days in the hell wewe create
No matter what wewe do, all wewe ever...