Destine: Okay. I'm gonna throw some stink bombs, and they'll go away.
Roc: wewe scared of the police?
Destine: *In Madea voice* Boy I ain't scared of the po po!
Roxie: What wewe gonna do now?
Destine: This! *shooting the cops*
Alana: Great! zaidi dead cops!
Destine: Don't worry. They'll decay!
On the wedding day....
Pastor: Let the wedding begin.
The bridesmaid walked in with the groomsmaid.
Tobe walked slowly across the isle.
Roxie: Work it girl!
Destine: Shh!
Pastor: We're gather here 2day 4 this Holy Mantrimony. Now the bribe-2-be and the Groom-2-be will exchange their vows.
Tobe: I, Tobe, take you, Craig, 2 be my hubsand. I promise 2 be true 2 wewe in good times and bad, in sickness and in health. I will upendo wewe and honor wewe all the days of my life.
Prodigy: I, Craig, take you, Tobe, 2 be my lawfully wedded wife, 2 have and 2 hold, from this siku forward, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer, in sickness and in health, til death do us part.
Pastor: wewe have declared consent before the church. May the lord in his goodness strengthen your consent and fill wewe both with his blessings. That God has joined, men must not divide. Amen.
Roxie: Wait....Tobe's not a man!
Destine: *laughing* Shut up!
Tobe and Prodigy exchanged rings onto their fingers.
Both: With this ring, I thee wed.
Pastor: Now I pronounce wewe husband and wife! wewe may kiss your bribe!
Prodigy kissed Tobe and they both ran out the church 2 the limousine.
Destine: Party time!!!!! *running out the door*
At the reception.......
Tobe: Okay! Before the guests gets here, Destine, Roxie, change into your krisimasi costumes, and get ready 2 host.
Destine: Alright! *dragging Roxie 2 the restroom*
Tobe: Alana, Christi, Karey....
Alana: We're going.....*walking slowly*
5 dakika later, they were dressed.
Destine: link
Roxie: link
Alana: link
Karey: link
Christ: link
Tobe: Y'all look super cute!
Princeton: Cute? I prefer sexy!....except Roxie....
Roxie: I have a hoof and I'm not afraid 2 use it!
Tobe: I hear the guests! Destine! Roxie! Get on the stage!
Destine & Roxie: *walking on the stage* Welcome 2 the Winter Wedding After-Party!
Destine: I'm your host Destine.
Roxie: And I'm Roxie.
Destine: We're happy 2 see all wewe great people! Your rocking that outfit Beyonce!
Roxie: Looking Gaga, Lady Gaga!
Destine: Anyway, First we'll sing wewe a special song!
Alana, Christi, Tobe, and Karey ran onto the stage.
Tobe: *singing* I don't want a lot 4 christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the krisimasi tree. I just want wewe for my own, zaidi than wewe ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want 4 krisimasi is you.
All: I don't want a lot 4 Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the krisimasi tree. I don't need 2 hang my stocking, pantyhose there upon a fireplace. Santa Claus wont make me happy with a toy on krisimasi day.
Destine: I just want wewe 4 my own, zaidi than wewe ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want 4 krisimasi is you. wewe baby.
Karey: Oh I wont ask for much 4 Christmas. I wont even wish 4 snow. And I'm just gonna keep waiting underneath the mistletoe.
Christi: I wont make a orodha and send it 2 North Pole 4 Saint Nick. I wont even stay awake 2 hear those magic reindeer click. Cause I want wewe here tonight, holding onto me so tight. What zaidi can I do? All I want 4 krisimasi is you. You.
Alana: Oh all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere. And the sounds of children laughter fills in the air. And everyone is singing. I hear those sleigh bells ringing. Santa wont wewe bring the one I really need? Wont wewe please bring my baby 2 me?
Roxie: I don't want a lot 4 Christmas. This is all I'm asking 4. I just wanna see my baby standing outside my door. Oh I just want wewe 4 my own zaidi than wewe ever know. Make my wish come true!
All: All I want 4 krisimasi is you!
Crowd: *clapping*
Destine: Now....the bride and the groom will dance!
Tobe and Prodigy started 2 dance 2 the slow song.
ray Ray: Boo! *changing it 2 t a fast song* I'm gonna do the Electric Slide! *doing the Electric Slide*
Tobe: *smiling* Oh well! *dancing*
Everybody started 2 do the Electric slide.
Destine: *laughing* Okay! Now some of the bride's Marafiki will say a speech.
Roxie: I start! I remember when I first met Tobe. At first I thought she was a boy cuz her name, but now I know she's not!
Alana: I remember when Me & Destine put karanga siagi all over her clothes, so when Tobe walked outside, squirrels attacked her! *laughing*
Karey: Okay! I barely knew her, but she seems nice!
Christi: Tobe is the most sweetest girl I ever met. She never makes people feel annoyed.
Roxie: Think again!
Destine: Although I helped Alana do very funny pranks on her, but she's smart, pretty, very generous, and is like a little sister I ever wanted.
Tobe: Awe! Thanks Destine!
Destine: Okay! Now its the groom.
Princeton: Prodigy's a good dancer & singer, but he kinda Cry's a lot. Like a little girl....
Roc: Sometimes Prod can be a pain in the ass. That's it.
ray Ray: One time, he knocked down my taco....4 nothing. But I forgived him cuz he's my bro.
Roxie: Now...I wanna give a toast.
ray Ray: Mmmm! Where is it?
Destine: Not the chakula wewe taco head!
Roxie: Anyway....a toast 2 Prodigy and Tobe.
Everybody: 2 Prodigy and Tobe! *raising their glass*
Destine: Enough of the talking, now lets just celebrate!
2 hours later....
Roxie: I'm happy 2 be ur host!
Destine: Now we're leaving! Make sure wewe congratulate the married couple.
While walking home......
Destine: Awesome party!
Alana: Awesome? I had 2 serve the guest!!!
Roxie: At least our outfits are smoking!
ray Ray: Got that right!
Destine: Wait! I have 2 tie my shoes. *tying it*
Roc: Destine?
Destine: *finished* What?
Roc: Ur under the mistletoe.
Destine: *looking up*
Roxie: Ooooo....who wewe gonna kiss???
Destine: *looking at Princeton* wewe know....Jacob's beside me....
Princeton: Hmmm....my krisimasi wish has finally come true. *kissing Destine*
Alana: Yea yea yea! Smoochy smooch smooch! We gotta go.
Destine: Someone's jealous.....
Back at the house.......
Destine: We should get a krisimasi tree.
Alana: Yea! And bake cookies, hang stockings, drink hot coco, and make snowman.
Roxie: Awesome!
Princeton: U know what this remind me of?
Roc: A song?
Princeton: Yep!
ray Ray: *rapping* Your presence is the only present that I really wanted. It priceless.
Princeton: Whatcu got on it?
ray Ray: Coming over? I got wewe something gorgeous. I been saving up so I can afford. I kinda over did it, but I got mistletoe wishes. kakao goddess, marshmallow kisses. Only thing been in my mind since Thanksgiving is getting permission, are wewe with it?
Prodigy: The first time I ever talked 2 you, my moyo told me wewe were a dream come true. The first time I put ur hand in mine, I was wishing it would last a lifetime.
MB: All I want 4 krisimasi is my girl. krisimasi is my girl. All I want 4 krisimasi is my girl. krisimasi is my girl.
Destine: I upendo that song!
Princeton: Really?
Destine: Ummm....yea! Well I'm gonna hit the haystack!
Princeton: Me 2.
And they went 2 sleep.....
THE END!!!!!!!!
Roc: wewe scared of the police?
Destine: *In Madea voice* Boy I ain't scared of the po po!
Roxie: What wewe gonna do now?
Destine: This! *shooting the cops*
Alana: Great! zaidi dead cops!
Destine: Don't worry. They'll decay!
On the wedding day....
Pastor: Let the wedding begin.
The bridesmaid walked in with the groomsmaid.
Tobe walked slowly across the isle.
Roxie: Work it girl!
Destine: Shh!
Pastor: We're gather here 2day 4 this Holy Mantrimony. Now the bribe-2-be and the Groom-2-be will exchange their vows.
Tobe: I, Tobe, take you, Craig, 2 be my hubsand. I promise 2 be true 2 wewe in good times and bad, in sickness and in health. I will upendo wewe and honor wewe all the days of my life.
Prodigy: I, Craig, take you, Tobe, 2 be my lawfully wedded wife, 2 have and 2 hold, from this siku forward, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer, in sickness and in health, til death do us part.
Pastor: wewe have declared consent before the church. May the lord in his goodness strengthen your consent and fill wewe both with his blessings. That God has joined, men must not divide. Amen.
Roxie: Wait....Tobe's not a man!
Destine: *laughing* Shut up!
Tobe and Prodigy exchanged rings onto their fingers.
Both: With this ring, I thee wed.
Pastor: Now I pronounce wewe husband and wife! wewe may kiss your bribe!
Prodigy kissed Tobe and they both ran out the church 2 the limousine.
Destine: Party time!!!!! *running out the door*
At the reception.......
Tobe: Okay! Before the guests gets here, Destine, Roxie, change into your krisimasi costumes, and get ready 2 host.
Destine: Alright! *dragging Roxie 2 the restroom*
Tobe: Alana, Christi, Karey....
Alana: We're going.....*walking slowly*
5 dakika later, they were dressed.
Destine: link
Roxie: link
Alana: link
Karey: link
Christ: link
Tobe: Y'all look super cute!
Princeton: Cute? I prefer sexy!....except Roxie....
Roxie: I have a hoof and I'm not afraid 2 use it!
Tobe: I hear the guests! Destine! Roxie! Get on the stage!
Destine & Roxie: *walking on the stage* Welcome 2 the Winter Wedding After-Party!
Destine: I'm your host Destine.
Roxie: And I'm Roxie.
Destine: We're happy 2 see all wewe great people! Your rocking that outfit Beyonce!
Roxie: Looking Gaga, Lady Gaga!
Destine: Anyway, First we'll sing wewe a special song!
Alana, Christi, Tobe, and Karey ran onto the stage.
Tobe: *singing* I don't want a lot 4 christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the krisimasi tree. I just want wewe for my own, zaidi than wewe ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want 4 krisimasi is you.
All: I don't want a lot 4 Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the krisimasi tree. I don't need 2 hang my stocking, pantyhose there upon a fireplace. Santa Claus wont make me happy with a toy on krisimasi day.
Destine: I just want wewe 4 my own, zaidi than wewe ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want 4 krisimasi is you. wewe baby.
Karey: Oh I wont ask for much 4 Christmas. I wont even wish 4 snow. And I'm just gonna keep waiting underneath the mistletoe.
Christi: I wont make a orodha and send it 2 North Pole 4 Saint Nick. I wont even stay awake 2 hear those magic reindeer click. Cause I want wewe here tonight, holding onto me so tight. What zaidi can I do? All I want 4 krisimasi is you. You.
Alana: Oh all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere. And the sounds of children laughter fills in the air. And everyone is singing. I hear those sleigh bells ringing. Santa wont wewe bring the one I really need? Wont wewe please bring my baby 2 me?
Roxie: I don't want a lot 4 Christmas. This is all I'm asking 4. I just wanna see my baby standing outside my door. Oh I just want wewe 4 my own zaidi than wewe ever know. Make my wish come true!
All: All I want 4 krisimasi is you!
Crowd: *clapping*
Destine: Now....the bride and the groom will dance!
Tobe and Prodigy started 2 dance 2 the slow song.
ray Ray: Boo! *changing it 2 t a fast song* I'm gonna do the Electric Slide! *doing the Electric Slide*
Tobe: *smiling* Oh well! *dancing*
Everybody started 2 do the Electric slide.
Destine: *laughing* Okay! Now some of the bride's Marafiki will say a speech.
Roxie: I start! I remember when I first met Tobe. At first I thought she was a boy cuz her name, but now I know she's not!
Alana: I remember when Me & Destine put karanga siagi all over her clothes, so when Tobe walked outside, squirrels attacked her! *laughing*
Karey: Okay! I barely knew her, but she seems nice!
Christi: Tobe is the most sweetest girl I ever met. She never makes people feel annoyed.
Roxie: Think again!
Destine: Although I helped Alana do very funny pranks on her, but she's smart, pretty, very generous, and is like a little sister I ever wanted.
Tobe: Awe! Thanks Destine!
Destine: Okay! Now its the groom.
Princeton: Prodigy's a good dancer & singer, but he kinda Cry's a lot. Like a little girl....
Roc: Sometimes Prod can be a pain in the ass. That's it.
ray Ray: One time, he knocked down my taco....4 nothing. But I forgived him cuz he's my bro.
Roxie: Now...I wanna give a toast.
ray Ray: Mmmm! Where is it?
Destine: Not the chakula wewe taco head!
Roxie: Anyway....a toast 2 Prodigy and Tobe.
Everybody: 2 Prodigy and Tobe! *raising their glass*
Destine: Enough of the talking, now lets just celebrate!
2 hours later....
Roxie: I'm happy 2 be ur host!
Destine: Now we're leaving! Make sure wewe congratulate the married couple.
While walking home......
Destine: Awesome party!
Alana: Awesome? I had 2 serve the guest!!!
Roxie: At least our outfits are smoking!
ray Ray: Got that right!
Destine: Wait! I have 2 tie my shoes. *tying it*
Roc: Destine?
Destine: *finished* What?
Roc: Ur under the mistletoe.
Destine: *looking up*
Roxie: Ooooo....who wewe gonna kiss???
Destine: *looking at Princeton* wewe know....Jacob's beside me....
Princeton: Hmmm....my krisimasi wish has finally come true. *kissing Destine*
Alana: Yea yea yea! Smoochy smooch smooch! We gotta go.
Destine: Someone's jealous.....
Back at the house.......
Destine: We should get a krisimasi tree.
Alana: Yea! And bake cookies, hang stockings, drink hot coco, and make snowman.
Roxie: Awesome!
Princeton: U know what this remind me of?
Roc: A song?
Princeton: Yep!
ray Ray: *rapping* Your presence is the only present that I really wanted. It priceless.
Princeton: Whatcu got on it?
ray Ray: Coming over? I got wewe something gorgeous. I been saving up so I can afford. I kinda over did it, but I got mistletoe wishes. kakao goddess, marshmallow kisses. Only thing been in my mind since Thanksgiving is getting permission, are wewe with it?
Prodigy: The first time I ever talked 2 you, my moyo told me wewe were a dream come true. The first time I put ur hand in mine, I was wishing it would last a lifetime.
MB: All I want 4 krisimasi is my girl. krisimasi is my girl. All I want 4 krisimasi is my girl. krisimasi is my girl.
Destine: I upendo that song!
Princeton: Really?
Destine: Ummm....yea! Well I'm gonna hit the haystack!
Princeton: Me 2.
And they went 2 sleep.....
THE END!!!!!!!!
For all wewe girls that are hurt kwa words and think your nothing. don't think that cause i felt that way and i know how it hurts and it hurts alot.but i realized thoughs people that put wewe down every siku is going threw something too.I get irritated when teachers and parents say stuff like that.But i just ignore the words.. i know it's hard too ignore hurtful words but that's all i can do.Being bullied is hurtful, horrible and pretty much bad... so girls that are unsatisfied with your self,well all i can say is stay strong,stay mindless,and have courage,cause i don't have courage and it's hard for me to onyesha who i really am which is a couragous beautiful African American girl.so just like Bruno Mars song wewe are amazing just the way wewe are...
Peace, upendo ,and Happiness 143
Peace, upendo ,and Happiness 143