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[Scene: Central Perk. The whole gang is there, Ross is inaonyesha pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group.]
ROSS: And here's little Ben nodding off...

MNCA: Awww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy!

PHOE: Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!

RACH: Oh, let me see! [grabs picture] Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? wewe must just want to kiss him all over!

[Ross is practically drooling over Rachel at this point.]

ROSS: [quietly] That would be nice.

[Chandler, annoyed with Ross's fawning, makes a 'pfft' noise.]

RACH:...

[Scene: Central Perk, all six are there.]

Monica: Would wewe let it go? It's not that big a deal.

Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, wewe just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?

Rachel: Come on! wewe guys can pee standing up.

Chandler: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.

Joey: Ok, wewe know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. wewe just look down and there they are. How wewe get any work done is beyond me.

Phoebe: Oh, ok,...