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What's the weirdest news that somebody has aliyopewa wewe with a straight face?

Last Thanksgiving I was talking about watu mashuhuri with my cousin Lynn and my Great Aunt Ann, and I mentioned that my inayopendelewa actor is Vincent D'Onofrio. As if it's the most casual thing in the world Lynn says "Tommy (her husband) and I are Marafiki with his cousin" apparently this is not noteworthy at all to her. I forgot to ask what kind of cousin (distant au zaidi closely related) and if they'd ever met the actor(probably not), but I'm just shocked that Lynn could be so casual.
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HaiSuG96 said:
Me and my Marafiki were having field siku at school, and one of my Marafiki is like...A FREAK XD She's weird, random, but hilarious! So yeah, we were over at the gym and then I was like "I'm hungry" and she was like "I have a taco in my pocket" and she stuck her hand inside her pockets and pulls out a half eaten taco...not even wrapped. She alisema it so normal!
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lol this happened to me one time i stuck cheese in my pocket (not rapped)to eat it later it was a ball of cheese and i left it there and when i washed my clothes it got hard and my friend asked what was in my pocket and i looked and it was cheese
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LizaIsARunner said:
my friend monica (who is 12)said " i like sex" randomly when we were at school without laughing and i was like "was that what wewe were doing all that time wewe were in the bathroom?"
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haha wow =p
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ikr!
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xD
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haha ive alisema things like dat too :p
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zanesaaomgfan said:
I told my friend Brianna why her bf is a perv.
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scarring!
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demon_wolf said:
My friend Nicole was sleeping over my house, we were watching Dawn of the Dead, when she turned and with a straight face said. "I can fit my fist in my mouth. Want to see?" I found out she really can.
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XD
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xxXsk8trXxx said:
I have 2:

1. A boy I really hate told me that my arch nemesis has a crush on me.

2. My friend told me that he likes my mom.
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ThatDamnLlama said:
This is so random, it's not even funny.

Okay, so a few months ago, me and my two best Marafiki Annalee and Amanda were eating lunch together. Annalee pulls out a pencil and a notebook from her backpack, and me and her started drawing celebrity potatoes (potatoes that look like certain celebrities). We drew a Johhny Depp potato, an Owen Wilson potato, an Adam Sandler potato (it actually looks just like him O_o), and a Michael Jackson potato. Amanda didn't speak at all during this. She wasn't even paying attention to what we were doing.
I said, "what celebrity potato should we draw next?"
Me and Annalee were silent for almost 3 minutes. *insert 3 dakika of silence here*
Finally, Amanda spoke up. What she said: "When I was little, I didn't know how to blow my nose."
Annalee and I stared at her for a whole minute, and then we broke out laughing.
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XDDD
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Gracelyn87 said:
i was like 11 and my and my mom and sis and bro were going to the beach, pwani and we were in the car ( withc was rely tiny) and my bro alisema to me with a stragt face we have 1 zaidi sis . and i alisema What ?! (and every 1 was in it) then my mom alisema we did but connor aka my bro ate her . i asked what was her name . my mom alisema alexandra . My sis alisema she look just like me like a twin . Then i texted me dad( he was at a party ) and alisema we had aneither sis ? He even alisema yes . I am like what?????!!!!!!!! Then my mom called my dad and alisema omg we just fooled grace and we busted out luaghing.



It was all done with a straight face but me i was like a ? mark on my head

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