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Post any knock-knock jokes.
mitchie19
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SuperUkeChan
said:
Okay that's actually the only one I know... 0.0;
To any Harry Potter mashabiki out there ;D
Knock nock.
Who's there?
wewe know.
wewe know who?
YES! Avada Kedavra!
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Darn! I was going to say that! Best Answer!
LinaHarrow
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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
thats soo funny lol
wisegurl
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Ahahahahhaahahhahahahhahaahaahhahaahhaaha...ok im done....nope hahahahahhahhahahahhaah *votes best*
Insane4ever
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hollisterxchica
said:
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance.
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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Haha clever XD
CourtneyFan17
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LOL win
zanesaaomgfan
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xxXsk8trXxx
said:
"Knock knock."
"I KNOW IT'S YOU. OPEN THE DAMN DOOR YOURSELF."
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Lol ftw XD
CourtneyFan17
posted
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
EalasaidWooster
said:
Knock knock
Who's there?
The police. There's been an accident. Your son is dead.
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LOLZ XD
Matsy23
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XD
EalasaidWooster
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XD
LinaHarrow
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XD
zanesaaomgfan
posted
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Omg O__o!
CourtneyFan17
posted
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
WolfeDSmith
said:
Knock Knock
Whose There?
Pee
Pee Who?
I'm peeing on you.
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Chibi-Baka3
said:
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Me. I kill you."
~Achmed
For all of wewe Achmed mashabiki out there. xD I upendo Jeff Dunham and his friends.
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Crap! i alisema the same 1!
Seastar4374
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haha yeah
mcrkilljoygirl
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only I added the part Achmed says after I kill wewe
Seastar4374
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xD
Chibi-Baka3
posted
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I upendo Jeff Dunham also!
EimieRose
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Isn't he awesome? 8D
Chibi-Baka3
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OMB JEFF DUNHAM
taylorl4101
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JEFF DUNHAM XD
Chibi-Baka3
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CourtneyFan17
said:
Chritian: Knock Knock
Me: Ugh who's there?
Christian: Boo
Me: Boo who T_T
Christian: It's just a joke wewe don't have to cry about it! *he laughs*
Me: Stupid :P
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Seastar4374
said:
Knock knock.
Whose there?
Me I keel you! Your such an idiot wewe keep answering the door! Where I'm from when wewe hear someone at the door wewe shut the hell up and hide!
Okay I know this is the same as Chibi-Baka's but I added what Achmed alisema after the me I keel wewe part.
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I actually haven't heard the part after that, so that's new to me! xD I've only heard him say the whole "me, I keel you" thing.
Chibi-Baka3
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Insane4ever
said:
"Knock knock"
"whos there"
"me"
"me?!?! imposible!!!!!!!"
i laugh hard 2 this one
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zanesaaomgfan
said:
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in and you'll know who
And
Knock Knock
Whose There?
Mikey
Mikey who?
I left mikeys in the house so let me in please.
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Ahahahah 2nd one epic i left my keys in your house hahhahahahahahaah
Insane4ever
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XD
CourtneyFan17
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IHWTA
said:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Okay, I know wewe hate Knock knock jokes, but wewe don't have to cry! Geez!
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I alisema that one :O!
CourtneyFan17
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-RandomChick-
said:
I dunno, I just thought of this one....
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Ya Mum."
O.O Oh sh*t!
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