What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

Me and my I don't know..um...[guy]friend we were 2gether.

Warning: Not for the faint hearted.

I can't control my dreams kwa the way.
It starts when it's a brand new school siku and I had a new teacher for all the subjects just like elementary school. He had us fundraising and told the students' parents that he's raising the money for his "reading library." But, he told all the students he's raising the money for condoms and he was going to force all of us to have sex. And, he threatened us if we told anybody. Each student had a box for fundraising, and their parents had to give some money. I decided to not ask my parents for money, and I kept my box empty. I came back to school, and saw bins on my teacher's dawati filled with a s***load of condoms. I was like "WTF??" then I woke up. Lmfao.

wewe do not want to know

what dreams, i have future dreams that come true..... something it a type word on a computer au someone, somthing au weird thing happen in a sentnce. yea that a weird dream

I honestly don't know...all I can remember were krisimasi decorations and chasing after the characters in Animal Crossing with pitchforks and guns... T_T I killed Punchy

i dreamed about flying sausages and a dog dancing the caramelldansen O_o

Andy Kaufman

At the beginning of the dream I'm in my local Subway with my mother and my inayopendelewa televisheni character. My mom is explaining to me that we have to babysit him because he suffered some kind of brain trauma and has the mentality of a three mwaka old (picture a forty mwaka old white male in a suit and tie with a little kid's mentality) which for some reason I don't find abnormal at all. I look up and my doctor is sitting there wearing a fake mustache kusoma the newspaper (picture a balding Indian man wearing a very fake looking moustache) we all start laughing at him but the character will not stop laughing so we have to try to shush him. It's getting really akward so my mom suggests I go get some maziwa and take him with me. Somehow because I keep loosing him, I end up first on my school's track and then in a coffee duka somewhere. My dad walks up and starts asking me and starts talking about how he's going to be a grandfather and that's when I realise I'm in my twenties and pregnant. I also realise I've Lost my babysitting charge so I go looking for him and then I wake up.

My friend (Emma) and i were selling something(idk what)and we drove to this expensive looking house. We rang the doorbell and a lady stepped onto the porch. We talked to her for a while and we sold her whatever we were selling. We got into our car , but as i started the car, a red convertible, kubadilishwa pulled up inayofuata to us. In the driver's kiti, kiti cha was Justin Bieber. Well, my friend started freaking out in the passenger sent muttering something about having a crush on him.... IDK. He walked over to my side of the car and tapped on my window. I rolled it down and he said"hey baby, wanna go for a ride?" Why would i wanna go anywhere with you? You're ugly, u sing like a girl, and wewe need a serious hair cut." I told him. Justin got all ticked off and we got into a fist fight. My friend Emma was like"Dont hurt him! He's and international pop star!" After we fought for about 3 minutes, we were suddenly roller blading in his driveway like we were the best of friends. Justin suddenly fell down and broke his middle finger. He started crying and freaking out,so Emma and i took him inside to sit on his couch. I was explaing to him what they do for casts and that kinda crap(i broke my finger befor)and he calmed down. Justin said"ur a great friend, i just wish we could be more" I was like"Uh... Okay." and we kissed passionetly.

That was a really really weird dream because i HATE HATE HATE Justin Bieber.