Well, yeah, when wewe steal cookies, expect that the owner of those kuki, vidakuzi is gonna come after you. That's a lesson I learned the hard way. What's gonna happen is that the moment wewe step outside, the tembo - whose name is Jesus (pronounced hay-suess) - will challenge wewe to a rock paper scissors match. Best of thirteen. If wewe manage to beat him, wewe get to keep the cookies. Good luck!
Remember all those times someone called wewe trying to sell something and wewe hung up on them? Well, that sales guy was the elephant. The tembo is an IzzyOzera eating zombie, that's why he's blue and pink spotted. He's come for revenge. I suggest wewe flee to Mexico, wewe can borrow my emergency tripod.