Does anybody else have crazy parents?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!
me:*sitting in my room*
dad:wat r u doing?
me:nothing
dad:thats wat i thaught come down here and clean up this mess
me:wat mess?
dad:the messy mess in the jikoni now get down here before i kick ur ass
me:fine!!!

another time:
1 brother:hey vampy
me:i'm not a vampire
1 brother:okay sure ur not *covers neck and walks past*
me:shut up!
dad:dinner!
me:not hungery
dad:why?
1 brother:because she already drank her chajio, chakula cha jioni dad.
me:*punches brother and storms away*

and 2day:
2 brother:u broke my stereo
me:wat stereo?
2brother:this one
me:wat ever
2bro:ur buying me a new one
me:IDC!!!!!!!!!!
2bro:and new batterys

This might not be funny :)) ... but my dad never listens.

Me: "Hey, what's your inayopendelewa planet?"
Dad: "Alaska."
Me: "What? No, I'm asking wewe your inayopendelewa planet!"
Dad: "Oh, yeah, sorry. Antarctica."
Me: "What are wewe talking about!"
Dad: "I said, they're in Antarctica!*the onyesha we were watching*"
Me: "What? Forget it."

Dad: "How old are you?"
Me: "Uh ... sixteen."
Dad: "Really? Years go kwa fast."
Me: Yeah, ha ha, wewe should get me a car now!"
Dad: "Um, yeah, sure. wewe can have your brother's toy car to drive." [it's the one where wewe sit in it, and can drive it. it's for 3-4 mwaka olds.]

Me: "DAD! wewe need to watch this video! *plays 'Pray' kwa Justin Bieber."
Dad: "No! I don't wanna watch this until he gets rid of his stupid hair cut. It's too ugly to look at. Bye!"
Me: "You should listen to his song though! It's nice!"
Dad: "No! His hair cut is right there. *winces* *goes away*"

My dad is so weird :)

What do wewe mean kwa crazy?
Mental illness sort of runs in my family. My mom, dad, grandma, and pretty much all my distant relatives are proof of that.

wewe know the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"? Yeah, that's pretty much exactly how my family is on my dad's side, except we're Italian. He has 9 brothers and sisters. ;) I have a very crazy family.

well yeh...dad is really wierd...he does donuts on the road and then drives reall fast...mom she gets angry when i say "go shove your head up your ass"

My parents always have to be right, my sister's a 24/7 PMS'ing bitch, my older brother still plays pranks, and my youngest sister is ok.

If I can count myself then yes, if not then no.

This is from today, the end is probably the crazy part:
Me: Can I try out for the school FireBowl team
Mom:What's that?
Me: We learn about moto safety, and moto chemistry, and moto trivia, and then we go on and compete with our knowledge of fire. Besides I know all about moto safety, I have helped start one before!
Mom: okaaaaay
Me: and we get to go on a field trip and see someone light a building on fire! I NEED to see it!


Ok it's not that crazy, but it's the first thing I thought of

Not crazy but weird O_o

I don't see my dad but my mum is fcuked upped, were like twins O.o Either way, she's proud :D