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Post some weird/disturbing/stupid/funny lyrics!

Here's mine::

"Dick In A Box"
(feat. Justin Timberlake)

hujambo girl I got somethin' real important to give wewe
So just sit down and listen
Girl wewe know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) wewe know it's krisimasi and my moyo is open wide
Gonna give wewe something so wewe know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the juu
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get wewe a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get wewe a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining nyota
Not gonna get wewe a house in the hills
A girl like wewe needs somethin' real
Wanna get wewe somethin' from the moyo
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to onyesha ya that wewe are sekunde to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk, taka in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way wewe do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid siku at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box...


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WTF LOLZ LMBO LMAO WTF WOW
Funnygirl77 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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:O wow i didnt need those lerics in my mind oh wow
2dolphn97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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What the hell .. ?
sweet_mistake posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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OMFG that was so sick! XD
Darkshine posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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nikaitla said:
well wewe didnt say what, wewe just alisema paste so heres a photo
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well wewe didnt say what, wewe just alisema paste so heres a picha
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she did she alisema lyrics
TeamSongz4eva posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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okay now ill just futa it then
nikaitla posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
iamagagamonster said:
ding fries are done by: peter griffin

Ding fries are done
ding fries are done
ding fries are done
ding fries are
done

I gotta run
i gotta
run
i gotta run
i gotta run

I work at Burger King making
flame-broiled whoppers i wear paper hats

would like an apple pie with that
would like an apple pie with that

Ding fries are done
ding fries are
done
ding fries are done
ding fries
are done

I gotta run
i gotta
run
i gotta run
i gotta run

Dont touch the fries in hot fat it
really hurts bad and so do skin graphs

would like an apple pie with that
would
like an apple pie with that

Wait for
the bell
cant hear the bell
where is
the bell
wait for the bell

Ding fries are done
diiing friiies are
dooone
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That was actually good! xD
Darkshine posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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xD
yukimomiji posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
LinaHarrow said:
These would fit in the "funny" category, would they not?
Relient K-

My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend lyric excert:
"If it wasn't for him
he would be as happy as me."

Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care lyrics:
I just wasted ten sekunde of your life."
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bakuargirl729 said:
"The girly suck my dick like an icecream stick!"~ BOTDF
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sick o.o
Darkshine posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
sapherequeen said:
A.D.I.D.A.S kwa KoRn. =)

I used to like this song a lot, but then the first two lyrics sounded like, "Oh, Nessie.." which made me think of Jacob and Renesmee.
And the rest of the song....yeah, you'll have an idea as to why I stopped listening to it for a while.
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2dolphn97 said:
ok heres another 1 2
link
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lmao
TeamSongz4eva posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Darkshine said:
*facepalm*
Stupid AND disturbing.
Beat that. <.<

*listen at your own risk*

The lyrics:
link

*facepalm*

And yeah....that "Dick in a box" song was uber weird *cough* rofl. xD

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TeamSongz4eva said:
lol i looovvve Bruce he s singign and he is amazing!!
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justliveitlive said:
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin', she was eatin'
she was eatin', she was eatin'

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' she was eatin'
she was eatin'...

yeah i seen beyoncé at burger king
she ordered two cheese burgers
with kitunguu rings
she got a chokoleti shake
and a side of fries
chicken strips
with apple pies

i seen beyoncé at burger king
she ordered two cheese burgers
with kitunguu rings
she got a chokoleti shake
and a side of fries
and she look dead in my eyes and she says

can a borrow ten dolla's a left ma purse
in the car, in the car
it's bout 3 blocks away
and baby that's just
too far, too far

ok but wewe gotta pay me back if wewe borrow
and have my 10 dolla's when i see wewe tomorrow
no actin funny, she alisema caz would i lie to you?
then she smiled & snatched my money

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at jc penny
she rolled up in a 94' chevvy
she screached into the handicappa applyin chapstick
with her b phone in her lap
she says
can wewe watch my car
i gotta run in and buy a quick
sumthin' for me and my man
i alisema i can
but wewe still owe me ten duckits
she rolled her eyes and says fuck it.

i said

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at the liquor store
she completely ignored me walkin thru the door
she had her freakum dress on
from the house of deréon
she was pattin her weave ladies
with her palm
she was lookin round for some customer service
i walked up to her made her security nervous
she said
how much for a case of beer?
i alisema girl are wewe drunk?!
I DON'T WORK HERE

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

she was eatin...
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lol, it's called I Seen Beyonce, kwa Cazwell.
justliveitlive posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
yukimomiji said:
Virus kwa Luca Turilli

ET COGITO
ERGO SUM
ET COGITO
ERGO SUM

Forgotten soul
Angel of stone
guardian of electric moonlight
wewe saw that seed
raping the rain
causing the neural infection

myst of secret heavens
save my world

They act and think
caught in weird dreams
victims of viral abstraction
fading away
denying the phi
primary code of existence

nyota of cosmic ocean
breath my Lost soul

Chorus:
Lost in silent
grey emotion
on the endless mortal way to nowhere
empty vision
deadly sadness
just the frozen tears of falling angels
VIRUS

ET COGITO
ERGO SUM
ET COGITO
ERGO SUM

Mournings of dawn
give me the strength
to tafuta for the inner reflection
there where still pure
the child feels so sure
no virus can corrupt the truth

nyota of cosmic ocean
Breath my Lost soul

Chorus
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Virus kwa Luca Turilli ET COGITO ERGO SUM ET COGITO ERGO SUM Forgotten soul Angel of stone guardian of electric moonlight wewe saw that seed raping the rain causing the neural infection myst of secret heavens save my world They act and think caught in weird dreams victims of viral abstraction fading away denying the phi primary code of existence nyota of cosmic ocean breath my Lost soul Chorus: Lost in silent grey emotion on the endless mortal way to nowhere empty vision deadly sadness just the frozen tears of falling angels VIRUS ET COGITO ERGO SUM ET COGITO ERGO SUM Mournings of dawn give me the strength to tafuta for the inner reflection there where still pure the child feels so sure no virus can corrupt the truth nyota of cosmic ocean Breath my Lost soul Chorus
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yeah listen to the song, i upendo imba it <3
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