What's the weirdest thingh that happened to wewe today?

So in my 2nd hour, Science class, we get 15 dakika to talk at the end of class (because the teacher is tired of dealing with us) so this girl, Kayla, was making these paper frogs that jump when wewe push on the back of them.
So, this guy, Michael, tried to make one for himself, but he didn't do it right, so he pushed on the back of it over and over until he alisema "Aw, it didn't work.. But hey! I get to rub it's butt crack! :D"
And then he started rubbing the paper frogs punda and asked everyone else if they wanted to "Rub some of that fine frog-booty!".
._.

That isn't that weird.. xD

Umm.. Oh!
Some douche at my art meza, jedwali pretended to write "I upendo penis" on my arm with a ruler. o.O

Well it wasn't weird, but klutzy.

I was walking and this person called my name so I turned around to see who called my name and ran into a car!

It wasn't on thank the lord XD

I answered this question.

Weird, I know.

My teacher alisema we all looked like owls looking at him... and how he named his owl, Bernardo.

A little kid named Parker came up to me today and this is how it went:
Parker:Hey Leah i have a gun in my backpack.
Me:I know it's a fake one Parker.
Parker:No it's real.I aliiba it from the police.
Me:Congratulations!I think.

One of my professors startd imba old eighties songs and we had to jiunge in as a participation grade. This was for a government class.

I was looking a picture of David Henrie pulling the collar, alama of his shati down and duct tape on his mouth when my little brother says 'why do wewe keep looking at that picture of David Henrie?' and I say 'cuz he's cute' then my little brother says 'if I do that will girls look at me and think I'm cute?' and I was like 'no probably not Jason' lol

The Weirdest Thing was my coach told me since i was late and a teacher gave me a pass he alisema u owe me 5 dollars lol he is so crazy!!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE BILL AND TED!!!!!!!!!!

Well,
I pulled an all-nighter with a friend last night [Whoop.Whoop:/]. But I mean, we're teens, we do these things all the time, but when this morning, after she went home, I got some breakfast. So it's like 8:30 a.m now, I go into my kitanda and don't wake up until 2:15.
And I'm now exhausted...I don't do that....ever

I talked to my mom about transferring to a boarding school.

This weird thing that happened to me today was that a little short fat man, about 4 ft 10, knocked on my door. when i answered it he was standing there holding out the biggest freakin chokoleti bunny i ever saw- it was nearly as big as him. the dude was wearing these enormous glasses and grinning but he only had, like, 2 teeth it was kinda disturbing in a funny way.
so anyway, he says to me "Are wewe Doreen? cos if wewe are..." So i'm like WTF 'erm...' and he squints at me and then just shuffles off down my porch dragging the enormous chokoleti rabbit with him! and then he was gone just like that!

It was the worst case of mistaken identity ever xD
my friend alisema i should call the cops rofl

(and just to let wewe know, i'm NOT actually Doreen- that sounds like a grannys name and i dont even know anyone called it lol xD)

I was playing a game of Zombies on Call of Duty: Black Ops, on a map with a giant mecha arm au something which spins around sometimes. It struck a few zombies once and they just fell down real weird...

Does anyone know Garry's Mod? That's how it looked... real glitchy. xD

Well, I was rollerskating up a high kilima (don't ask me why xD) and suddenly there was a bila mpangilio bicycle pushing me in the back up there after which he passed me. I was like; o.O... alright, hujambo thanks! :3

I have a little white rabbit as pet and she was playing in my room but I Lost her.

I searched the whole room and I found her on the Alice in Wonderland DVD.....

I found that really awkward, a white rabbit on the Alice in Wonderland DVD XD

I keep seeing my ex all siku but every time I saw him Jason had his arm around me for a hug....

I died,and came back.

My crush's best friend told everyone that I like his best friend,in front of the whole 7th math period.
Now I hate me crush's best friend.

What wasn't weird today? My days are always insane(at least i wasn't hit with flying food!)

I found $10,000 pesos (about $5 dollars) at school... and also I saw the professors I dreamt with... it wasn't a really "straight" dream...

to siku my friend were runing around yelling boner out side at recess and then they threw a big chrunk of snow at me o.o'' yes they WERE YELLING boner... but so was i so I HAD A FUNN TIme 8D

I wuz buying my best friend her b-day pressie when this five mwaka old boy came up to me and hit me with this mini sword and then gave me a hug and alisema see ya tomorrow at chuckys!!(chuckys is this play area)

a randomer told me they were gay

Hmm, to me weird things are normal, so anyway maybe this?
I was in one of my classes and I swear I heard this one boy say "you almost touched my weiner," so I started to tell my friend what I thought he'd alisema (loudly purposely cause I'm crude like that and I have a loud voice) anyway, several girls started laughing at me. au when I was going into the girls bathroom and at the same time several preppy annoying girls started saying hi to me, literally each one repeating the last's words a few sekunde after the other, it was very odd and annoying they sounded like little birds.

I laughed through Spanish class for no apparent reason whatsoever. xD
I was driving the girl I sit inayofuata to insane.

Nothing, since I'm on vacation, and I stayed at nyumbani today.
But I watched Magical Mystery Tour.
It was good and bad at the same time.
But it was the shortest movie I've ever watched.
au at least it seemed like it.

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