On a siku of summer, I was in my friend's car and we had the windows down and I suddenly saw a buibui enter the car through my window........................................................................I hate spiders.....................
I was once walking my dog Cassie ( who died 2 years zamani ) when she ran off. I tried to grab her and fell face first into a muddy puddle , covering my new jeans . I chased the dog ALL the way back to my house , across three roads . It turned up that Cassie had ran into the wrong backyard , she ran into my neighbour's back yard and attempted to kill their cat . SO , I ended up in my REALLY fussy neigbour's back yard covered in mud and swearing like hell .
I was in a really posh hotel in spain i just got some fruit, marshmallows and melted chocolate, and there was a squished nyanya on the floor but i didn't see it, i slipped on it, makin my chakula go all over me and the floor, the whole room saw me and laughed (total shame)... bad times
I think mine kind of tops the other two, I was in my driver's ed car driving (of course) and I'd just pulled off a country road, inayofuata thing I know they're some kind of impact at the back of the car and my instructor is grabbing the wheel to help me steady it, we manage to pull off the road, and I get out to see our bumper lying across the road and a local doctor (whom my dad was kind of Marafiki with at the time) get out of his car. The driver's ed car was completely totalled as was his Mercedes, at least since we were rear ended it wasn't my fault, but still, embarrasing as hell having to go around for a couple days telling nosy kids "It wasn't my fault" (since the story of course got twisted some) and it was the only driver's ed car at the school ever to be wrecked.
I fell asleep outside and it must have rained because 20 dakika later when i woke up i was soaked! I had to walk nyumbani past people and cars dripping O_o
When I laughed at the funeral (didn't mean to do that), people started looking at me like this (o_0).... and I was like "oh sh*t! stop it". XOO That was kinda embarrassing for me.
I was at the talent onyesha at my school. Right before I started my song, I farted really loudly, and since I was holding the microphone down, everyone heard and started laughing like Hell. I got first place anyway, though.
Like, the whole nieghboorhood was @ my plc for a maji ya limau, lemonade stand ( it was SO fun) and after I got finsished setting up the table, these two boys snickered at me. And I'm like "wat? " and they say "nothing " (I honestly should have left it at tht) and I say "seriously!?" zaidi snickers. "Your fly is down." And thts all I remember them saying Cuz I ran off. Tht was like, when I was 8 yrs old!
when i was crushing on my best friend and like everytime he hugged me my face turned red it was noticiable then one siku i saw him then i was gunna takle hug him..i triped and kissed him ..my face was redder then red lol
I basically had a full-out, violent, loud, intense, boistrous, insane, hillbilly white-trash like argument with my mother which resulted in her kicking me out...a good majority of the end of it occurring in public, in front of one neighbor au two. :/
Well a few days zamani this super cute boy was in my pe class and well in all of my classes too and I've known him since 4th grade.so my friend lily shouted, wewe like Jake!!! He saw me and blushed! So embarrassing!! Also he looks like peeta and he told me he liked me too!!
