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What's the funniest quote wewe alisema today?

Mine would be "You can't just go up to strange women and ask them how their boyfriend's meat tasted!" (your mind has to be perverted to get it) oh and did I mention it was part of a conversation with my mother?
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The conversation started because I was talking about a potential sex scene between the couple in my ikoni and my mom abruptly switched the topic to hamburger which led to a bunch of hamburger innuendos.
Jeffersonian posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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*laughing hard*
peterslover posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lol XD
Goldilottes posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *died of laughter* may i rest in peace
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GaGaBoi said:
'' Anger dosen't really go with what you're wearing. ''
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Oh, & this was at my lovely mother. *cough*
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Mallory101 said:
I didn't kiss your boyfriend, I whispered something in his mouth.
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LOL XD good one ;)
Goldilottes posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Haha
Jeffersonian posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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except, this girl was once accidently photographed kissing my boyf and i was like WTF!!! so she was like no i was jsut whispering him something. i was like yeah sure wewe were. i'll just whisper something to wewe as i pop my bubblegum in your hair hunnii
Goldilottes posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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OMG HAHAHAHAHAH!
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bustacap96 said:
Princeton: I'm surprised your brain can stand all these big words.

Me: Brain? What brain? wewe mean the rock on the hamster wheel in my head?
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lauren777222 said:
Mine was U DamnFuckingBitch!-you made me drop my damn sandwich........This was alisema teacher.
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Oh ahhahahaha. That was HIL-A-RIOUS, not.
Mallory101 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lololollolo LUV IT!
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Stellawinx4eva said:
"When life give wewe lemons wewe throw them back and scream "I want some skittles BITCHES" And this was alisema to my friend cause i threw lemons at her and she gave me some skittles.
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hahahahahahahaha nice
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2dolphn97 said:
ok id have a qote but this is a converation w/ the WORST COMEBACKS EVR! oklike i was in health and like i loold va and this dude picked up a cone and pretended 2 b a gun and 'shot me' and like im like real mature and hes like 'real mature' and im like wat r u five years old and he repeats me (hes my age) so wen hes not looking i flick him off hehe HE SO STUPID AND HAS THE WORST COMEBACKS like if u say something smart he'll b like retard and im like nice comeback HES SOOOOO ANNOYEING!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!
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soffi said:
well I was with two Marafiki soo they alisema somenthing like..what are wewe doing for the lastdays of february?? and I said: february?! but we are in january!!!.....and then one of them said: DUUDE it's february 24 of 2010!!! .....then my other friend started laughing like crazy and was like: goooosh wewe areee sooo lost!!! GUYS WE ARE ON FEBRUARY 2011!!!! hahahhahahha and we were like...damn .....hahhahahahahhaha
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