who has a stupid story to tell....

This is really stupid

There once was a little girl named Justin Bieber, she was jumping around singing,

"I'm the famous Justin Bieber haha!" then a man about 33 years old came up to her and said,

"Hi I'm Gerard, lead singer of My Chemical Romance and I'm a better singer than wewe so I brought wewe a gift for that"

"Yay!, what kind of gift?"

"This" Gerard then pulled out a gun and shot Justin Bieber in the head and blew his brains out then they lived happily ever after, the end XD

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.

Okay, one siku I was sketching the cast of my inayopendelewa onyesha in my sketch pad. I started drawing my inayopendelewa female character, a very pretty Hispanic woman played kwa a model. These four annoying kids come up and say "Is that Jesus?" I explain to them that it's most definitely not but they insist it's a teenaged Jesus. inayofuata siku I'm on the inayofuata sketch which is of the awali character's boyfriend. The same kids come up "Is that Jesus's brother?" I respond truthfully with
"Nope, boyfriend." of course this leads to them asking if I made Jesus gay.

So back in the historical times (One mwezi ago) when my class was learning about WWII, my History teacher, who is as cruel as fuck, described Hitler as a tyrant who punished the innocent. Just then, one kid in our class yelled, "YOU MEAN LIKE YOU?" The whole class bursted out laughing, but he got detention.

Ok..once dere was a banana, ndizi who alisema to lemon, limau that i wanna eat something...then u know wat lemon, limau alisema to banana....hun ....hun....hun....he said...TWinkle TWinkle little stars.....

Once upon a time....Okay screw that cliche bit.
So I was in class and my teacher was talking about the consequences of drug abuse~
Teacher; "-Drugs are very dangerous for your health, the consequences for taking them is-"
Me;" A wedgie!"
Teacher: "-death"
Me; Whoa! That's way worse! That's like five wedgies!"
Class:....O.o LOLWUT?

lol not me

So, ALONG time zamani there was this guy called Jesus...

I was stretching today in PE and the boy who stretches in front of me asked me to lick his elbow. I alisema no.

Later we were running around the backstop in our field and when we finished, the same boy was out of breath and asked me to give him "The kiss of life" I alisema that i didn't know how to do that. He then alisema that he would onyesha me and then the other people who were with us were like "Ew dude" and that's the end of that story.

So yeah its been a funny day