A bunch of funny maswali for wewe to answer.

Liquanda Shaliqua Tanisha Daniqua Smith.
Guuuurl a Woman don't reveal her age!
Nothing. I'm broke, so the wallet would be empty.
Um... I wouldn't really care either way.
Touch his... red thing. Ooh la la!
Yes
I like mine just after hot steamy morning sex. ^_^
Because.
No.
Yes.
I'd be eating a monkey butt...
Guuurl I'm a Christian Woman! DAMN RIGHT IT WOULD!
Because the Lord Jesus Christ is inside me.
bitch, kahaba I am my own fairy.
Indeed I am.
Yes.
The kind that wewe eat, and no.
Eat the penguin.
No.
I suppose.
Meh...
Been there, felt that, got the t-shirt.
Because.
mm hmm.
Positive? HIV positive? No.
Offer them sexual favours instead.
She use to be good, not so much now...
No. I prefer nude
WHAT EVEN...
WHAT EVEN... x2
I'd ask him if he'd want to take me home...
Because Daddy likes it rough.
I'm Black! Guuurl we upendo the chicken!
Assume it was '' Legolas '' and hop right on him. RAWR!
DUH.
Me? Lie? Never! I'm a Christian Woman.

Me is not here...Please leave your message...BEEP BEEP...

12.

Myself

561.2

stab them

freak out

be happy

yes

omelet

yes

it tastes good

yes

i would freak out

no

shit happens like that all the time to me

never

yes

yes

any

i hate mayonnaise

i hate cheetos, so nothing

yes, maybe

no

no

grossed out

because it's wrong

yes

yes

kill it

dont care but i like the song Toxic, its OK

no

maybe

possibly

yes

its weird

dont care

kill it

NO!

*answers all of the questions*

Sen

16

threaten to claw him to death if he didnt give it back!

find my real parents(if they are alive)

awesome deer meat!!! *grabs gun and shoots rudolph*

yeah

raw

yes

makes it taste better

yeah

AHH *throws up*

hell yes!!!

because its a damn monkey butt!!!

never!

yes im damn sure

yeah

any
gross!!

tear his fucking head off!!

yeah then tear his head off!


they annoy me

i want them dead

not answering

not answering

im not answering!!

god damn it im not answering!!

steal their damn brains before they get mine!! oh wait they have no brains if they are stupid enough to come near me!!

dont know

what the hell im a guy i dont wear a bikini!!!

what the hell!? no!!

yes im fucking sure!!

id kill the person!

it would piss me off!

it just would!!

tasty!!

i would break its neck!!!

HELL NO!!!!!


there after 10 dakika they have been answered now im going to kitanda since this exhausted me!!!

goodbye!

I'm not wasting my time uandishi all of that.

Jammi (if im lucky one siku i will have my bfs last name)

14

i dont have money soooooo nothing!

that is possiable i do look my moms twin

id get my dad pistal and shoot it, dont want it eating my grass

yes

sunny side up au scrambled

yes

idk why

yes

i dont know how to respond to that

yes

look up to answers

dont have one

yes

yes

baked

no

id shot the damn cheeto thief

no id kill it

ehhh kinda

ehhhh there alright seeing as how i like with alot of them

like someone touched me oh yeah that right cuz if mj molested me that would mean he touched me

yeah im sure

yeah im positive

run like a bitch

i like her music

yes but i hate when i get hit kwa lighting

gross

yes

i would scream only my boyfriend can grab my ass

yes

cuz only my boyfriend can grab my ass!

i like it

oh um id push it off

no im a lady!!

and me lie *bats my eyes* why would i do that! im just sarcastic!

*lots of hard typing*

Ta-da!

Name:Blankity Blankinson
Age:204.5,I think.
i would beat the hobo until he gave my wallet back
absolutly nothing
id be all like 'mommy look,he is real!'
yes
scrambled
no
because i alisema so
yes
ummmm...IDK
yes
because
inayofuata thursday
yes
yes
the kind that wewe eat
no
IDK
no
yes
yes
id feel harassed
cuz
ya
ya
scream while running in circles
2 words:buzz cut zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no
yes
"Fuck off" yes, it would upset me.
cuz
i upendo it.
take him/her back to Santa where they belong.

partypony

That's a secret.

I'd ngumi, punch him in the gut, take back my wallet, and give him 5$.

I'd keep on living my life normally.

Shrug and go back to sleep.

Yes.

Either way.

No.

Just cuz.

Some types.

I'd give to a research lab so they can explain this phenomenon.

No.

Cuz it's probably normal in some other universe.

Never.

Yes.

Yes.

Fried.

No.

Buy zaidi Cheetos.

No.

Yes.

Yes.

How the hell should I know? He's dead.

Cuz I havent been molested kwa MJ.

Yes.

Yes.

Die.

Ok.

No.

No.

Yes.

I would curse.

Yes, duh.

What do wewe think?

Depends if it's edible au not.

No.

I'm not.

Lottey Rose

Secret

Kick him in the balls

Wonder whether i was delivered from a spaceship, au kwa santa au something

Ride him and fly through the air. then save krisimasi like on the sinema kwa returning him to santa so the kiddies can get their presents ^-^

No.

chokoleti flavored.

...dude.

Because of Winn-Dixie.

Not really.

Give it to this girl in my school.

Probably, yes.

Because its a freaking punda hole in my face!! XD

Right now, actually. So thjat means I can't answer any zaidi of these ridiculous maswali ^-^ ... jk i <3 u really.

Yes.

Yes.

Every kind. and NO mayonnaise... wait, wewe mean THAT kind?.. sorry ^-^ yes please, then. :)

Make him do tricks for zaidi cheetos, and put the video on youtube^-^

Aww Heyall Naw

YEAA.....kinda.

yeah.

I wouldn't mind ;)

Cos I like him, he's cool.

idk

you're weird.

Aww Heyall Naw... Gurrl, Hold Mi Earrings! I need that brain for my maths test monday XD

She's cool

OMFG i do that all the time already ^-^ once at the swimming pool lmao XD

Dude i'm a hippy

yeah, peace out man.

Oh, thats happened before XD

idk I was fine.. but my boyf beat him up against the brickwall XD
idk ok i guess.

I already have one of those... ;)

and yes. I would.

I'm not lying, babe.

THANK ERIC FOR THAT XD

Name?Victoria*NOAH PUCKERMAN MITCH HEWER JESSE MCCARTNEY* Manson

Age?16 years old!

What would wewe do if a hobo jumped out of the bushes and aliiba ur wallet?I would be freaked out and phone the cops!

What would wewe do if wewe found out that wewe were adopted?I would want to find ma real maw and dad!

What would wewe Do if rudolph the red nosed reigndeer showed up in ur yard?I would start imba the song!

do wewe like eggs?Aye..:)

how do wewe like ur eggs?In a cup!:)

wud u like to put pepper on ur eggs?No

why?Cause i alisema so!

that's nice....anyways...do wewe like cheese?CHEESSE IS puree NICE

what if the cheese wewe were eating turned into a monkey butt?I would fling it away

would that disturb you?Aye i would be scarred for life

y?Cause of that hairy thing in my face

so when are wewe going to visit your fairy god mother? Tomorrow why?

are wewe sure?Aye am sure!

so do wewe like potatoes?Sometimes...

what kinda potaoes?Baked potatoe!

maybe u'd like ur potatoes with some mayonaise?yea

what would wewe do if a penguin, auk ate all your cheetos?i would cry

would wewe kick it?no


do wewe agree that penguins are AWESOME!!!yepppp

and so are monkeys right?well aye

anyways...so how would wewe feel if wewe were molested kwa Micheal Jackson?i would feel molested anyway hes dead.so he cant!

y would wewe feel that way?Cause he just molested me

are wewe sure?aye

positive?not anymore am not

ok then....what do wewe do when the aliens come to suck out your brain?i dont believe that will happen

so what do wewe think of britany spears?annoying

do wewe like to dance in the rain with a bikini on?
nope

do wewe also like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses?i only eat chicken and tuna so i wouldnae eat it

are wewe sure?aye i am sure

so what would wewe say if a stranger came up to wewe and grabbed your ass?i would react kwa saying oi wuu2?

would this upset you?aye

y?cause i dont know him au her

so how do wewe feel about chicken?yummy

what would wewe do if wewe found an elf in your kitanda at night?not telling

wewe WOULD MOLEST IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!??? ayeee

Name?
Samantha

Age?
13
What would wewe do if a hobo jumped out of the bushes and aliiba ur wallet?
I would yell in his face "Grapes!!!!"
What would wewe do if wewe found out that wewe were adopted?
I would eat a carrot.
What would wewe Do if rudolph the red nosed reigndeer showed up in ur yard?
I would pet him.
do wewe like eggs?
No, but I like eggs.
how do wewe like ur eggs?
Scrambled and boiled.
wud u like to put pepper on ur eggs?
Sure.
why?
*growls and scratches*
that's nice....anyways...do wewe like cheese?
No, but I like cheese.
what if the cheese wewe were eating turned into a monkey butt?
I would spit it out on you.
would that disturb you?
Apples.
y?
Moo.
so when are wewe going to visit your fairy god mother?
April 18th 2030.
are wewe sure?
Yes.
so do wewe like potatoes?
No, but I like potatoes.
what kinda potaoes?
No.
maybe u'd like ur potatoes with some mayonaise?
No!
what would wewe do if a penguin, auk ate all your cheetos?
I would hug it.
would wewe kick it?
No.

do wewe agree that penguins are AWESOME!!! ?
Yes.
and so are monkeys right?
Yes.
anyways...so how would wewe feel if wewe were molested kwa Micheal Jackson? (some MJ lovers may be offended kwa this, it's not meant to be offensive)
I would put nyasi on his head.
y would wewe feel that way?
What???
are wewe sure?
www.Fanpop.com
positive?
www.poptropica.com
ok then....what do wewe do when the aliens come to suck out your brain?
I will eat fries.
so what do wewe think of britany spears?
I think she's Britney Spears.
do wewe like to dance in the rain with a bikini on?
No.
do wewe also like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses?
Moo.
are wewe sure?
Woof
so what would wewe say if a stranger came up to wewe and grabbed your ass?
I would slap them and tell them "Go away!"
would this upset you?
No.
y?
No.
so how do wewe feel about chicken?
I think chicken tastes like chicken.
what would wewe do if wewe found an elf in your kitanda at night?
I would tell it to eat pie.
wewe WOULD MOLEST IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!???
Chips.