The one about being "cursed with ugly for 5 years" if wewe didnt post it to like 15 peoples Facebook walls. I only ilitumwa that one back to the person who put it on my ukuta and other bila mpangilio people to be nice, because it says something about the "15 prettiest girls" on your list. I'd be okay with it if it weren't for the being cursed with ugly thing, seriously? just wow.
One where there's some guy who claims to be the President of the United States, asking money for his campaign. But this guy doesn't know what the name of the President is, he goes the title President Barack O'Donald!