My friend told me this and i have no clue what it really means but i thought it was Funny.

Stranger stabs wewe in the back, not knowing they are salama and they can be dangerous and annoying. upendo stabs wewe in the heart, well, I think wewe can understand that.
Marafiki stabs wewe in the front, because maybe wewe see it coming.
Best Marafiki poke wewe with straws because they would try their best to never intentionally hurt you. BFF.

This is just my theory ok? So I'm not sure if they are correct au not. But this is the best thing I could do. Hope this helps. ^_^