What is so weird about wewe and your best friend.

1. We call each other Sammi (me) and Jecole (her)
2. We go to malls/pools/other places and get into fake fights using lines from Dane Cook Vicious mduara, duara and people take it seriously and stare at us really weird
3. We burst out laughing in the middle of theaters sometimes
4. Everything else...

um we act like dumb asses... example: durring sinema we are REALLY loud and laugh when someone dies during the movie... recently we watched the movie hugo (which sucked!!!!! i wish we never saw it cause abselutly no one died) and at the end while everyone was sitting down we stood up infront of the whole, full theatre and clapped hystarically... which peeps laughed at... other timez when we were going to this group thing we rode in our car instead of the bus and we waved at everybody that went kwa our car...some peeps waved back and some looked at us like we were phsyco. um and one time a the ice skating rink we would go really fast and fall on our butts just for fun until the guy who goes around making sure everyone follows the rules made us stop and threatened to kick us out... we still did it after he left XD ... there's much zaidi stuff

She can come to my house and I'll be on the computer the entire time, RPing, Tumblring, on Fanpop, wewe name it. And we still have an awesome time.

We yell out weird things in the cafeteria.

We're constantly invading each others' vital regions.

I treat her like a Barbie because she's a tomboy and absolutely hates it.

I can rant to her and be a fangirl and she'll go along with everything I say without a problem.

Our conversations are the weirdest things you'll ever hear.

Andrea and I talk about my inayopendelewa fictional characters using sometimes lewd nicknames.

i upendo ma best friend she's really funny!!!
she makes werid sounds on the bus, acts like a cat, upendo to piss off poeple buy doing really funny/staff, cames up with the werids staf ever! and if your kusoma this zo i upendo and miss you!!! i hope that one siku that i'll see wewe agin sometime. *about to cry* i miss you

absolutely everything. but here are a few examples:
-we make up inside jokes about cute guys in my grade (im 2 years older)
-i sometimes go gorcery shopping with her and her mom and we sit in the back of the car and stare at the person in the car behind us
-whenever i ride in her moms car with her she takes out the swiffer duster and dusts me with it
and sooo much more. we're the weirdest people youll ever meet. :)

We're constantly quoting things like Gravitation Abridged, which of course leads to that awkward moment when we both shout "CUZ I'M GAAAAAAAY!" so that the whole cafeteria can hear us...

We haven't met yet.

What isn't weird (THAT WORD AGAIN. THE GRAMMAR BOOK LIES) about my Marafiki and me? It would be quicker to name what isn't weird (AGAIN.).

1.)we talk about how our school hallwayz look like somtin outa a horror movie and how therez probably dead babies in the cieling
2.) Ive tried multiple times to hypnotize her with her watch
3.)we scream bloody murder at treez
4.)we try to out evil laugh eachother *feelz bad for othr ppl who hav no idea watz goin on*
5.)go through very detailed planz on how to murder ppl who didnt do anything to us

Practically everything about us is weird. I won't go into detail.

Plus, I don't consider them my best Marafiki anymore. Again, I won't go into detail. Too much Drama.

We quote GIR, yell "I upendo YOU!" when one of us has to leave, quote Potter Puppet Pals, and have a secret club with 2 other dudes called "The Resistance."

We made up our own series of cartoon chickens called sonoon chickens - we made an encyclopedia of all chickens and they all have their own weird tendencies - dr machungwa, chungwa collects apples and giboon locks people in the loo and whitefang broke his beak - nuff alisema - beat that peeps- BRAP! lolz (Jokes - I'm not actually a chav)

wewe shouldn't have asked this question.

We call each other the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I'm Scootaloo, Raleigh is Sweetie Belle, and Jason is Applebloom.

We sing bila mpangilio songs like "Shit on my shoes"

We're all bronies. 3 of 5 bronies at my school. :I

Aaaaaaaaaaand thousands of other reasons.

Well me and her dance and sing in the car and ppl will look at us funny and we just laugh at em:) and thats all we do

oh man where do I start?!
~we prank our parents just to see their faces
~when we eat something nasty we'll run around screaming 'EWWWW!WHAT WAS THAT?!
~We race in slow motion
~When we see her mean neighbour (who hates anime) we run away screaming 'Anime forever!'
~we always talk about au talk in japanese to annoy people
~we walked into a Walgreens cosplaying as Soul Eater characters like nothing was wrong XD
~ We always talk about our anime crushes while people look at us like 0_0
there's zaidi but that'd take all night

-We now what each other is think kwa just looking at them
-we are really really random
-we would do all most anything wewe dare us too (like jumping of the roof of my house) lol
-people think we are weird because we look different then them
-have really bad mammary but we can reamber stuff we did like 2 years zamani

she laughs out in silince, she stares at boys all the time! one time we were in a store and there was a giant pic of a hot guy on the ukuta with no shati so she walked over there and kijssed his abbs plus she begged me to take a pic woith her and the guy. when we see a cute guys somewhere she will burst out saying "Christina, that dude would be perfect for you!" so humiliating! the guy always turs around staring at us.

Uhh everything we invented some thing we call "the life game" and we imagine that were like 24 and we have bf (our bf are out biggest crushes :3) and we pretend to make of with dem and other stuff! it really fun!

- They will listen to my fangirl rambles with no problem.
- They will go along with the hilariously awesome things I do.
- They laugh at me, I laugh at them.
- We will randomly start a huge argument over a little thing like, say, is it ketchup au catsup, in public really loudly.
- We'll start push fights that end in everything being destroyed, and us laughing our butts off in the middle.
- Taylor contantly calls me a lesbian, or, in his words, "A FRIKKIN LESSBOOOOOOOOOOO!". I call him an asortment of dirty words after that, and we continue eating our pizza.
- Various other shit.

1) We have a ton of "That what she said" jokes
2) She thinks my bro is hot, and I think her bro is hot
3) We're insane.