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DarkCEpitome said:
Today:
I'm at my cousins' house, listening to my one cousin once removed -- au better yet my mother's cousin (Not sure how that whole cousin, cousin once-twice-three-five-times removed situation works, sorry) lecture his two daughters and stepdaughter for about an saa and a half (He's very strict, to say the very least), sitting at the meza, jedwali in the jikoni with my great Uncle Richard, my mother, and an eighteen-year-old boy.
The four of us sort of make small talk while we listen, this scenario was kinda awkward as it was at first.
Until, my mother and the boy begin to talk about tattoos.
My mother brought up the fact that I wanted a Chucky tattoo; specifically, I really want Chucky's face tattooed on my arm. :)
Well, I guess I'm sort of zoning out at that point au was focused on figuring out what my cousin, Donald's lectures were all about, when my mother suddenly shows the boy the tattoo of a hummingbird, kolibri on her chest. Probably discussing her plans on having it recolored, and how that will hurt like hell.
I notice this, and the first thing that pops in my head is that a great part of my mother's breast is exposed, and the boy was staring at it while they were talking.
So I say out loud suddenly, "Mom, why are wewe inaonyesha a teenage boy your breasts?"
There was an anon of awkward silence, and a momentary pause until they suddenly react. The boy basically told me that he was sitting there looking at her tattoo innocently with a clean mind, and that he was the teenage boy here out of the two of us and he had the clean mind. xD
My mother just sort of laughed it off, au tried to anyways. She also pointed out that the boy may not like old woman.
Psst. She'd be surprised. :3 Although out of the boy's defense though, he probably wasn't that attracted to her.
Lol, yep. And that's my awkward moment ^_^
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