worst pick-up lines?

"Are wewe a general? You're making my privates stand at attention."
"All I want between wewe and me is latex."
"I Lost my number. Can I have yours?"
"Do wewe have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Do wewe know karate? 'Cause your body's kickin'."
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
"Can I have your picture so I can onyesha Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece."
"Do I know you? Cause wewe look a lot like my inayofuata girlfriend."
"I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"
"Are wewe Lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Get in the van."

"Hey you."

"Me?"

"Yeah, you. Do wewe mind if I pick wewe up?"

"Uh, no."

"Good."

*Picks up*


Okay, seriously now:

"Do wewe work at the Post Office? 'Cause I swear I saw wewe checkin' out my package."

Guy: Hi do wewe wanna go to my place and play house? wewe can be the door and I'll slam ya~

This. * points down*

me-*walkng kwa sum man*
man-hey baby
me-hi?
man-*sneezes*
me-bless u. i really mean it!
man-oh sorry. i was allergic 2 ur cutness!
me-?!

hujambo baby if your were a bad pizza i would still eat wewe

"If I told wewe wewe had a good body would wewe hold it against me?" >#<

au ohhhh my favourite: "You have 5 sekunde to get naked!" O_o

Somehow cheesy lines just don't cut it for me, lol.

Are wewe from Tennessee?'Cause you're the only ten I see!*Wink* or- Guy-Did it hurt when wewe fell from heaven? Girl-?????????!!!!!!!!!!

*holds rag to face* "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

._.

Are wewe from Equestira because there is upendo and magic all around you.

My friend told this British girl the funniest thing.
We were at summer camp and it was night and it was freezing outside and so when I alisema so he looked at the British girl and alisema "it is cold out here, I wonder why my muscles are warming me up" (He flexes) My friend and I that were with him and the British girl found it hilarious and we had to walk away because we couldn't hold in our laughter


Another one I heard was a boy say to these girls "Your close to perfection" then he moved closer to them and alisema " now you're closer"

I found these on a website;

1. "Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?”

2. “If I were a squirrel and wewe were a squirrel, would wewe let me bust a nut in your hole?”

3. “Can I push your kinyesi in?”

4. “Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?”

5. “So, girls with big lips are usually pretty good at something … Are you?”

6. “Guy: ‘Do wewe have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’”

7. “Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. wewe want to invite your pants down?”

8. “If wewe jingle my bells, I’ll promise wewe a white Christmas.”

9. “My hands are freezing cold! Can I warm them on your breasts?”

10. “I have an 11-inch penis.”

Haha soo funny, but dumb.