got any jokes. . .anyone???

the only one I can think of:
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Wat do u say when someone says Too Fast? u say thats wat she said! srry but thts all i got so far.

wewe know who else doesn't have any jokes?

MY MOM!!!!!!!!!

The only one I can think of right now is: "... Die!"

A boy was making a potatoe clock for a school project. He left in on the meza, jedwali over night. His dad came nyumbani late and was hungry. But there was no chakula in the house. Except the potatoe.
The inayofuata day, the teacher asked the boy where his project was, and he said, "My dad ate my homework!"

wewe put the peanut, in the karanga hole!! (From My Wife and Kids XD)

whats a frogs faveorite soda?
(sorry if wewe think its cheesy)
Croka-cola.
XDD