Most awkward moment in your life?

Probably when I walked into a door and said, "Oh! Sorry!"

That literally happened.

Talking with my best friend after he followed me to the bathroom.

At school when one of our teachers were explaining to the class about why we should respect gay people and treat them like humans too one of my classmates was all "Wow it must suck to not be able to get married and not have kids." so i alisema "True but at least they can have sex" then the whole class just stopped and stared at me for like ten minutes...

I had many but~

the most vivid was when i was 11 and in 6th grade. I tripped on literally nothing and fell on juu of ten people during gym and there was a whole domino effect. Every equipment started falling and it was cool but awkward because i started it ._. I have alot of others like in the classroom once i was coughing (not in a normal way) and i sounded like a dying cat and people were just staring

Last week when my mom found the panties I purchased at victorias secret TwT
Her first thought was that I am a kuvuka, msalaba dresser *facedesk*
No I have not worn them... yet

There are too many to count! My most hivi karibuni awkward moment was when I picked up the phone a few days ago. I thought I recognised the voice and alisema 'Grandad! Hey, how are you? How's the holiday going?' There was a long pause and then the guy at the end of the kind alisema 'Well, actually, I'm Steve from the postcode lottery…'
*shudders*