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springely said:
What the bonk did wewe just bonking say about me, wewe little Scout? I'll have wewe know I graduated juu of my class in the TF2 Team, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 2Fort, and I have over 300 confirmed airshot kills on my strange Pistol. I am trained in rocket jumping and I'm the juu Sniper in the entire Payload Race Hightower Course. wewe are nothing to me but just another Gibus wearer. I will backstab wewe the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking micspamming. wewe think wewe can get away with planting sentries and stickybombs right infront of my base? Think again, Engie. As we trade, I am team chatting my secret network of spies across the Steam Forums, and your hats are being traced right now. So wewe better prepare for the storm, chucklenuts. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing wewe call your dispenser. You're fucking dead, lowballer. I can Ubercharge anywhere, anytime, and I can headshot wewe in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my AWPer Hands. Not only am I extensively trained in throwing Jarate, but I have access to the every one of Saxton Hale's loadouts in the entire Mann Co. Store. And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable team off the face of the Steam site, wewe little scammer. If only wewe could have known what unholy retribution your little "lucky" flamethrower crits were about to bring down upon you, maybe wewe would have held your fucking trigger. But wewe couldn't, wewe didn't, and now you're paying double for those Unusuals, wewe goddamn Pyro. I will throw Sandviches all over you, and wewe will drown in it. You're fucking meatshotted, kid.
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